Middle age health thread for fatties

[Mimi]

If you don't want to have to deal with butt demons, I've heard there's a pill that you can swallow that takes pictures all the way down. I might try this option as I can't seem to go long without food and I hate pissing out my ass.

[matedog]

I think this is where the term "pissing out of your ass" came from.

Yeah, Ive had the shits before but the colonoscopy prep was the ony time I experienced this.

Y'all are ruining Hoy's monoscat fetish.

I also dont recommend shoveling snow while doing colonoscopy prep. No doubt Hoy thinks it would be his own version of Disneyland.

I have a terrible vision of Hoy doing snow angels, his face pure glee, while the snow slowly browns south of the equator.

Helps break down the ice layer.

[gkbill]

If you don't want to have to deal with butt demons, I've heard there's a pill that you can swallow that takes pictures all the way down. I might try this option as I can't seem to go long without food and I hate pissing out my ass.

Hello,

I think you still you will need to cleanse (I'm pretty sure that's the right word/use).

[Dr. Medulla]

Yeah, Ive had the shits before but the colonoscopy prep was the ony time I experienced this.

Y'all are ruining Hoy's monoscat fetish.

I also dont recommend shoveling snow while doing colonoscopy prep. No doubt Hoy thinks it would be his own version of Disneyland.

I have a terrible vision of Hoy doing snow angels, his face pure glee, while the snow slowly browns south of the equator.

Helps break down the ice layer.

No, that's what piss does.

[WestwayKid]

My appointment went well. I'm healthy. He did mention getting a colonoscopy. He said while he didn't mind if I waited until 50, most insurance will start covering at 45 so I'm just going to get it done. Don't know when, yet. They'll call me in the next month or so to set something up.

[matedog]

My appointment went well. I'm healthy. He did mention getting a colonoscopy. He said while he didn't mind if I waited until 50, most insurance will start covering at 45 so I'm just going to get it done. Don't know when, yet. They'll call me in the next month or so to set something up.

Good to hear. On a serious note, my grandfather died of colon cancer (at 86, but still). They have a less thorough check now that doesn't involve a colonoscopy that I've done. I'll probably start at 45 myself. Feedback forthcoming in about 7 years on the cleanse process.

[Dr. Medulla]

My appointment went well. I'm healthy. He did mention getting a colonoscopy. He said while he didn't mind if I waited until 50, most insurance will start covering at 45 so I'm just going to get it done. Don't know when, yet. They'll call me in the next month or so to set something up.

Good to hear. On a serious note, my grandfather died of colon cancer (at 86, but still). They have a less thorough check now that doesn't involve a colonoscopy that I've done. I'll probably start at 45 myself. Feedback forthcoming in about 7 years on the cleanse process.

Read: Y'all have seven years to set up a GoFundMe to pay me off to not talking about the cleanse.

[WestwayKid]

My appointment went well. I'm healthy. He did mention getting a colonoscopy. He said while he didn't mind if I waited until 50, most insurance will start covering at 45 so I'm just going to get it done. Don't know when, yet. They'll call me in the next month or so to set something up.

Good to hear. On a serious note, my grandfather died of colon cancer (at 86, but still). They have a less thorough check now that doesn't involve a colonoscopy that I've done. I'll probably start at 45 myself. Feedback forthcoming in about 7 years on the cleanse process.

Cologuard? I see ads for it on Hulu all the time.

[revbob]

My appointment went well. I'm healthy. He did mention getting a colonoscopy. He said while he didn't mind if I waited until 50, most insurance will start covering at 45 so I'm just going to get it done. Don't know when, yet. They'll call me in the next month or so to set something up.

Good to hear. On a serious note, my grandfather died of colon cancer (at 86, but still). They have a less thorough check now that doesn't involve a colonoscopy that I've done. I'll probably start at 45 myself. Feedback forthcoming in about 7 years on the cleanse process.

Read: Y'all have seven years to set up a GoFundMe to pay me off to not talking about the cleanse.

He needs to live stream that shit.

[revbob]

My appointment went well. I'm healthy. He did mention getting a colonoscopy. He said while he didn't mind if I waited until 50, most insurance will start covering at 45 so I'm just going to get it done. Don't know when, yet. They'll call me in the next month or so to set something up.

Good to hear. On a serious note, my grandfather died of colon cancer (at 86, but still). They have a less thorough check now that doesn't involve a colonoscopy that I've done. I'll probably start at 45 myself. Feedback forthcoming in about 7 years on the cleanse process.

Cologuard? I see ads for it on Hulu all the time.

Alao knlwn as poop in a box

[WestwayKid]

If you don't want to have to deal with butt demons, I've heard there's a pill that you can swallow that takes pictures all the way down. I might try this option as I can't seem to go long without food and I hate pissing out my ass.

This is interesting. I just looked it up and it's called PillCam. I wonder if I can get that instead of a traditional colonoscopy? I also read that the pill costs $500, while the traditional route in several thousand bucks.

[Dr. Medulla]

My appointment went well. I'm healthy. He did mention getting a colonoscopy. He said while he didn't mind if I waited until 50, most insurance will start covering at 45 so I'm just going to get it done. Don't know when, yet. They'll call me in the next month or so to set something up.

Good to hear. On a serious note, my grandfather died of colon cancer (at 86, but still). They have a less thorough check now that doesn't involve a colonoscopy that I've done. I'll probably start at 45 myself. Feedback forthcoming in about 7 years on the cleanse process.

Read: Y'all have seven years to set up a GoFundMe to pay me off to not talking about the cleanse.

He needs to live stream that shit.

Seven years from now we'll be in full dystopia, so I guess why not?

[matedog]

My appointment went well. I'm healthy. He did mention getting a colonoscopy. He said while he didn't mind if I waited until 50, most insurance will start covering at 45 so I'm just going to get it done. Don't know when, yet. They'll call me in the next month or so to set something up.

Good to hear. On a serious note, my grandfather died of colon cancer (at 86, but still). They have a less thorough check now that doesn't involve a colonoscopy that I've done. I'll probably start at 45 myself. Feedback forthcoming in about 7 years on the cleanse process.

Cologuard? I see ads for it on Hulu all the time.

Not sure. I pooped onto a little test kit that I mailed out. It was through my doctor and Cologuard doesn't look exactly like it, but maybe the same idea. The gist is they can detect warning signs by analyzing your poop.

[Mimi]

If you don't want to have to deal with butt demons, I've heard there's a pill that you can swallow that takes pictures all the way down. I might try this option as I can't seem to go long without food and I hate pissing out my ass.

Hello,

I think you still you will need to cleanse (I'm pretty sure that's the right word/use).

I think you might be right. I haven't dug into the details of it.

[revbob]

If you don't want to have to deal with butt demons, I've heard there's a pill that you can swallow that takes pictures all the way down. I might try this option as I can't seem to go long without food and I hate pissing out my ass.

Hello,

I think you still you will need to cleanse (I'm pretty sure that's the right word/use).

I think you might be right. I haven't dug into the details of it.

Otherwise that camera is just gonna see alot of shit and in the end you dont want to be picking thru a fresh loaf to find it.