Middle age health thread for fatties

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Re: Middle age health thread for fatties

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When I get off of an airplane it feels like someone used a bellows on my butthole. I feel like I could fart out Saturn.
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
27 Aug 2019, 12:06am
When I get off of an airplane it feels like someone used a bellows on my butthole. I feel like I could fart out Saturn.
You probably could. Saturn is actually less dense than water.
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Kory wrote:
27 Aug 2019, 12:43pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
27 Aug 2019, 12:06am
When I get off of an airplane it feels like someone used a bellows on my butthole. I feel like I could fart out Saturn.
You probably could. Saturn is actually less dense than water.
I know you can definitely fart out Uranus.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Re: Middle age health thread for fatties

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Heston wrote:
27 Aug 2019, 12:50pm
Kory wrote:
27 Aug 2019, 12:43pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
27 Aug 2019, 12:06am
When I get off of an airplane it feels like someone used a bellows on my butthole. I feel like I could fart out Saturn.
You probably could. Saturn is actually less dense than water.
I know you can definitely fart out Uranus.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Kory wrote:
27 Aug 2019, 1:27pm
Heston wrote:
27 Aug 2019, 12:50pm
Kory wrote:
27 Aug 2019, 12:43pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
27 Aug 2019, 12:06am
When I get off of an airplane it feels like someone used a bellows on my butthole. I feel like I could fart out Saturn.
You probably could. Saturn is actually less dense than water.
I know you can definitely fart out Uranus.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Don't you mean POOOOOOOOO?

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Re: Middle age health thread for fatties

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Mimi wrote:
27 Aug 2019, 1:31pm
Kory wrote:
27 Aug 2019, 1:27pm
Heston wrote:
27 Aug 2019, 12:50pm
Kory wrote:
27 Aug 2019, 12:43pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
27 Aug 2019, 12:06am
When I get off of an airplane it feels like someone used a bellows on my butthole. I feel like I could fart out Saturn.
You probably could. Saturn is actually less dense than water.
I know you can definitely fart out Uranus.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Don't you mean POOOOOOOOO?

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Too many shitty jokes? :shifty:

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Fall softball starts today and it definitely feels like fall.

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Does anyone here have carpal tunnel?
Got a Rake? Sure!

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JennyB wrote:
09 Sep 2019, 1:05pm
Does anyone here have carpal tunnel?
I'm prone to forearm-area tendinitis and other repetitive stress injuries, so I've done a fair amount of research on it. I understand surgeries are not successful to a level that would compel me to have one.
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Re: Middle age health thread for fatties

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Kory wrote:
09 Sep 2019, 1:08pm
JennyB wrote:
09 Sep 2019, 1:05pm
Does anyone here have carpal tunnel?
I'm prone to forearm-area tendinitis and other repetitive stress injuries, so I've done a fair amount of research on it. I understand surgeries are not successful to a level that would compel me to have one.
How do you treat it? Cortisone shots?
Got a Rake? Sure!

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JennyB wrote:
09 Sep 2019, 1:08pm
Kory wrote:
09 Sep 2019, 1:08pm
JennyB wrote:
09 Sep 2019, 1:05pm
Does anyone here have carpal tunnel?
I'm prone to forearm-area tendinitis and other repetitive stress injuries, so I've done a fair amount of research on it. I understand surgeries are not successful to a level that would compel me to have one.
How do you treat it? Cortisone shots?
For carpal tunnel, yeah, I believe that's a standard. Though it's obviously a temporary fix. I'm not sure if that works for corpal tunnel (on the side of the wrist) as well, but any temporary relief is good relief, I think.
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JennyB wrote:
09 Sep 2019, 1:08pm
Kory wrote:
09 Sep 2019, 1:08pm
JennyB wrote:
09 Sep 2019, 1:05pm
Does anyone here have carpal tunnel?
I'm prone to forearm-area tendinitis and other repetitive stress injuries, so I've done a fair amount of research on it. I understand surgeries are not successful to a level that would compel me to have one.
How do you treat it? Cortisone shots?
Have you tried massage? A good deep tissue massage has relieved some of my issues.

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JennyB wrote:
09 Sep 2019, 1:05pm
Does anyone here have carpal tunnel?
I had it in the past. I basically had to change my mechanics. You need to figure out what is causing it.

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revbob wrote:
09 Sep 2019, 1:14pm
JennyB wrote:
09 Sep 2019, 1:05pm
Does anyone here have carpal tunnel?
I had it in the past. I basically had to change my mechanics. You need to figure out what is causing it.
Yep. Bad posture is usually at the top of the list. For years I've thought sitting/typing at my desk was the cause, but I'm beginning to think it's how I sleep. Finding a good pillow is a bitch, y'all.

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