Middle age health thread for fatties
- BostonBeaneater
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When I get off of an airplane it feels like someone used a bellows on my butthole. I feel like I could fart out Saturn.
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You probably could. Saturn is actually less dense than water.BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑27 Aug 2019, 12:06amWhen I get off of an airplane it feels like someone used a bellows on my butthole. I feel like I could fart out Saturn.
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I know you can definitely fart out Uranus.Kory wrote: ↑27 Aug 2019, 12:43pmYou probably could. Saturn is actually less dense than water.BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑27 Aug 2019, 12:06amWhen I get off of an airplane it feels like someone used a bellows on my butthole. I feel like I could fart out Saturn.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHeston wrote: ↑27 Aug 2019, 12:50pmI know you can definitely fart out Uranus.Kory wrote: ↑27 Aug 2019, 12:43pmYou probably could. Saturn is actually less dense than water.BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑27 Aug 2019, 12:06amWhen I get off of an airplane it feels like someone used a bellows on my butthole. I feel like I could fart out Saturn.
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Don't you mean POOOOOOOOO?Kory wrote: ↑27 Aug 2019, 1:27pmBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHeston wrote: ↑27 Aug 2019, 12:50pmI know you can definitely fart out Uranus.Kory wrote: ↑27 Aug 2019, 12:43pmYou probably could. Saturn is actually less dense than water.BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑27 Aug 2019, 12:06amWhen I get off of an airplane it feels like someone used a bellows on my butthole. I feel like I could fart out Saturn.
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Mimi wrote: ↑27 Aug 2019, 1:31pmDon't you mean POOOOOOOOO?Kory wrote: ↑27 Aug 2019, 1:27pmBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHeston wrote: ↑27 Aug 2019, 12:50pmI know you can definitely fart out Uranus.Kory wrote: ↑27 Aug 2019, 12:43pmYou probably could. Saturn is actually less dense than water.BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑27 Aug 2019, 12:06amWhen I get off of an airplane it feels like someone used a bellows on my butthole. I feel like I could fart out Saturn.
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Too many shitty jokes?
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Fall softball starts today and it definitely feels like fall.
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Does anyone here have carpal tunnel?
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I'm prone to forearm-area tendinitis and other repetitive stress injuries, so I've done a fair amount of research on it. I understand surgeries are not successful to a level that would compel me to have one.
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How do you treat it? Cortisone shots?
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For carpal tunnel, yeah, I believe that's a standard. Though it's obviously a temporary fix. I'm not sure if that works for corpal tunnel (on the side of the wrist) as well, but any temporary relief is good relief, I think.JennyB wrote: ↑09 Sep 2019, 1:08pmHow do you treat it? Cortisone shots?
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Have you tried massage? A good deep tissue massage has relieved some of my issues.JennyB wrote: ↑09 Sep 2019, 1:08pmHow do you treat it? Cortisone shots?
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Yep. Bad posture is usually at the top of the list. For years I've thought sitting/typing at my desk was the cause, but I'm beginning to think it's how I sleep. Finding a good pillow is a bitch, y'all.