Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑09 Nov 2019, 8:31pmThey arrived today and, um, they feel like I'm wearing a full diaper. I'll give 'em a shot when I ride the bike tomorrow morning and see if they have much effect.Marky Dread wrote: ↑09 Nov 2019, 6:11pmThanks for putting me off my lunch!Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑09 Nov 2019, 10:12amLast month I bought a rowing machine to use on my non-biking days. Quite like it except for the fact that the seat is poorly padded. I bought an additional gel seat, but that's also not doing it. The only reason I have to take breaks is because my ass gets sore. So I've finally made the jump to asshole cyclist fashion (even tho I don't ride outside anymore) and ordered some padded shorts to supplement the gel seat. They haven't arrived yet, but I love this inside-out photo of them:
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We've been calling them the baboon shorts.
Middle age health thread for fatties
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Did you have to wear a diaper too or is that just an Ontario thing?revbob wrote: ↑09 Nov 2019, 12:14pmSo we lost... I had 3 hits, 2 runs 2 beers and a rather costly error (so did everyone). The ground was frozen with patches of ice on the basepaths and more than a dusting of snow in the outfield. The ball was bouncing off the infield dirt very unpredictably. We started getting it together in the latter innings but by then it was too little too late.
Another game tomorrow to stay out of last place...
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Good luck.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑09 Nov 2019, 8:31pmThey arrived today and, um, they feel like I'm wearing a full diaper. I'll give 'em a shot when I ride the bike tomorrow morning and see if they have much effect.Marky Dread wrote: ↑09 Nov 2019, 6:11pmThanks for putting me off my lunch!Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑09 Nov 2019, 10:12amLast month I bought a rowing machine to use on my non-biking days. Quite like it except for the fact that the seat is poorly padded. I bought an additional gel seat, but that's also not doing it. The only reason I have to take breaks is because my ass gets sore. So I've finally made the jump to asshole cyclist fashion (even tho I don't ride outside anymore) and ordered some padded shorts to supplement the gel seat. They haven't arrived yet, but I love this inside-out photo of them:
xhttps://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61MCnOq7l0L._SL1000_.jpg
We've been calling them the baboon shorts.
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That's one seriously creepy pick-up line, man. But if it works, I won't criticize success.BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑10 Nov 2019, 3:03amDid you have to wear a diaper too or is that just an Ontario thing?revbob wrote: ↑09 Nov 2019, 12:14pmSo we lost... I had 3 hits, 2 runs 2 beers and a rather costly error (so did everyone). The ground was frozen with patches of ice on the basepaths and more than a dusting of snow in the outfield. The ball was bouncing off the infield dirt very unpredictably. We started getting it together in the latter innings but by then it was too little too late.
Another game tomorrow to stay out of last place...
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I won't either. A nine inning baseball goes four hours.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑10 Nov 2019, 7:06amThat's one seriously creepy pick-up line, man. But if it works, I won't criticize success.BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑10 Nov 2019, 3:03amDid you have to wear a diaper too or is that just an Ontario thing?revbob wrote: ↑09 Nov 2019, 12:14pmSo we lost... I had 3 hits, 2 runs 2 beers and a rather costly error (so did everyone). The ground was frozen with patches of ice on the basepaths and more than a dusting of snow in the outfield. The ball was bouncing off the infield dirt very unpredictably. We started getting it together in the latter innings but by then it was too little too late.
Another game tomorrow to stay out of last place...
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I only had two pints and there's a couple of port-a-johns at the field so no need for nappies as the Brits say.BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑10 Nov 2019, 2:58pmI won't either. A nine inning baseball goes four hours.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑10 Nov 2019, 7:06amThat's one seriously creepy pick-up line, man. But if it works, I won't criticize success.BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑10 Nov 2019, 3:03amDid you have to wear a diaper too or is that just an Ontario thing?revbob wrote: ↑09 Nov 2019, 12:14pmSo we lost... I had 3 hits, 2 runs 2 beers and a rather costly error (so did everyone). The ground was frozen with patches of ice on the basepaths and more than a dusting of snow in the outfield. The ball was bouncing off the infield dirt very unpredictably. We started getting it together in the latter innings but by then it was too little too late.
Another game tomorrow to stay out of last place...
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No Need For Nappies sounds like a That Heston! spin-off.revbob wrote: ↑10 Nov 2019, 3:48pmI only had two pints and there's a couple of port-a-johns at the field so no need for nappies as the Brits say.BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑10 Nov 2019, 2:58pmI won't either. A nine inning baseball goes four hours.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑10 Nov 2019, 7:06amThat's one seriously creepy pick-up line, man. But if it works, I won't criticize success.BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑10 Nov 2019, 3:03amDid you have to wear a diaper too or is that just an Ontario thing?revbob wrote: ↑09 Nov 2019, 12:14pmSo we lost... I had 3 hits, 2 runs 2 beers and a rather costly error (so did everyone). The ground was frozen with patches of ice on the basepaths and more than a dusting of snow in the outfield. The ball was bouncing off the infield dirt very unpredictably. We started getting it together in the latter innings but by then it was too little too late.
Another game tomorrow to stay out of last place...
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That would be the one starring Tom.Inder wrote: ↑10 Nov 2019, 4:28pmNo Need For Nappies sounds like a That Heston! spin-off.revbob wrote: ↑10 Nov 2019, 3:48pmI only had two pints and there's a couple of port-a-johns at the field so no need for nappies as the Brits say.BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑10 Nov 2019, 2:58pmI won't either. A nine inning baseball goes four hours.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑10 Nov 2019, 7:06amThat's one seriously creepy pick-up line, man. But if it works, I won't criticize success.BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑10 Nov 2019, 3:03am
Did you have to wear a diaper too or is that just an Ontario thing?
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Im laughing hard at this.Inder wrote: ↑10 Nov 2019, 4:28pmNo Need For Nappies sounds like a That Heston! spin-off.revbob wrote: ↑10 Nov 2019, 3:48pmI only had two pints and there's a couple of port-a-johns at the field so no need for nappies as the Brits say.BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑10 Nov 2019, 2:58pmI won't either. A nine inning baseball goes four hours.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑10 Nov 2019, 7:06amThat's one seriously creepy pick-up line, man. But if it works, I won't criticize success.BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑10 Nov 2019, 3:03am
Did you have to wear a diaper too or is that just an Ontario thing?
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Everday working man Tom Butcher must navigate the challenges and joys of fatherhood while simultaneously caring for his ageing curmudgeonly father in No Need for Nappies.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑10 Nov 2019, 5:11pmThat would be the one starring Tom.Inder wrote: ↑10 Nov 2019, 4:28pmNo Need For Nappies sounds like a That Heston! spin-off.revbob wrote: ↑10 Nov 2019, 3:48pmI only had two pints and there's a couple of port-a-johns at the field so no need for nappies as the Brits say.BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑10 Nov 2019, 2:58pmI won't either. A nine inning baseball goes four hours.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑10 Nov 2019, 7:06am
That's one seriously creepy pick-up line, man. But if it works, I won't criticize success.
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Yup, I'm sold. So is Tom a former student of Mr. Heston's, a co-worker, or a friend from the Always 80s Discorama? Just figuring out the mechanics of the spin-off and how Mr. Heston might show up once in a while, utter his catchphrase—"Right in me black diamonds!"—and then depart.revbob wrote: ↑10 Nov 2019, 5:58pmEverday working man Tom Butcher must navigate the challenges and joys of fatherhood while simultaneously caring for his ageing curmudgeonly father in No Need for Nappies.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑10 Nov 2019, 5:11pmThat would be the one starring Tom.
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If Tom is involved it should be called No Nappy Required!
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I was going with alliteration. We'll take it to a focus group though.
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I'm on the phone with his agent, and we might be able to get Tony Slattery for Tom's dad!
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Can I be soundtrack editor on this show?
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board