Middle age health thread for fatties

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Re: Middle age health thread for fatties

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revbob wrote:
25 May 2021, 10:37pm
tepista wrote:
25 May 2021, 9:41pm
revbob wrote:
25 May 2021, 8:59pm
1st softball game of the season. Our team was killing it. Im back hitting like my old self.
You're Albert Pujols!
I did have one HR. Hit for the cycle .
He means that you're actually 63 years old.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Re: Middle age health thread for fatties

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 May 2021, 6:26am
revbob wrote:
25 May 2021, 10:37pm
tepista wrote:
25 May 2021, 9:41pm
revbob wrote:
25 May 2021, 8:59pm
1st softball game of the season. Our team was killing it. Im back hitting like my old self.
You're Albert Pujols!
I did have one HR. Hit for the cycle .
He means that you're actually 63 years old.
HEY!!! :angry:

holy fuck though Im sore as hell today.

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Re: Middle age health thread for fatties

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revbob wrote:
26 May 2021, 6:45am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 May 2021, 6:26am
revbob wrote:
25 May 2021, 10:37pm
tepista wrote:
25 May 2021, 9:41pm
revbob wrote:
25 May 2021, 8:59pm
1st softball game of the season. Our team was killing it. Im back hitting like my old self.
You're Albert Pujols!
I did have one HR. Hit for the cycle .
He means that you're actually 63 years old.
HEY!!! :angry:

holy fuck though Im sore as hell today.
Have you tried Geritol?
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Re: Middle age health thread for fatties

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 May 2021, 6:54am
revbob wrote:
26 May 2021, 6:45am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 May 2021, 6:26am
revbob wrote:
25 May 2021, 10:37pm
tepista wrote:
25 May 2021, 9:41pm


You're Albert Pujols!
I did have one HR. Hit for the cycle .
He means that you're actually 63 years old.
HEY!!! :angry:

holy fuck though Im sore as hell today.
Have you tried Geritol?
:angry: Fuck you :angry:

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Re: Middle age health thread for fatties

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revbob wrote:
26 May 2021, 7:05am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 May 2021, 6:54am
revbob wrote:
26 May 2021, 6:45am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 May 2021, 6:26am
revbob wrote:
25 May 2021, 10:37pm


I did have one HR. Hit for the cycle .
He means that you're actually 63 years old.
HEY!!! :angry:

holy fuck though Im sore as hell today.
Have you tried Geritol?
:angry: Fuck you :angry:
Geritol is also good for rage associated with senility. Geritol: Makes You Feel Like You're Sixty Again!
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Re: Middle age health thread for fatties

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 May 2021, 7:23am
revbob wrote:
26 May 2021, 7:05am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 May 2021, 6:54am
revbob wrote:
26 May 2021, 6:45am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 May 2021, 6:26am


He means that you're actually 63 years old.
HEY!!! :angry:

holy fuck though Im sore as hell today.
Have you tried Geritol?
:angry: Fuck you :angry:
Geritol is also good for rage associated with senility. Geritol: Makes You Feel Like You're Sixty Again!
Go row your boat Charon.

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As I get older the only 3 shops I need.. Are Specsavers, Boots and Gregs, my life is just specs, drugs and sausage rolls.
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Re: Middle age health thread for fatties

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revbob wrote:
26 May 2021, 7:50am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 May 2021, 7:23am
revbob wrote:
26 May 2021, 7:05am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 May 2021, 6:54am
revbob wrote:
26 May 2021, 6:45am


HEY!!! :angry:

holy fuck though Im sore as hell today.
Have you tried Geritol?
:angry: Fuck you :angry:
Geritol is also good for rage associated with senility. Geritol: Makes You Feel Like You're Sixty Again!
Go row your boat Charon.
:lol:
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Marky Dread wrote:
26 May 2021, 7:53am
As I get older the only 3 shops I need.. Are Specsavers, Boots and Gregs, my life is just specs, drugs and sausage rolls.
Very good indeed.
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revbob wrote:
26 May 2021, 6:45am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 May 2021, 6:26am
revbob wrote:
25 May 2021, 10:37pm
tepista wrote:
25 May 2021, 9:41pm
revbob wrote:
25 May 2021, 8:59pm
1st softball game of the season. Our team was killing it. Im back hitting like my old self.
You're Albert Pujols!
I did have one HR. Hit for the cycle .
He means that you're actually 63 years old.
HEY!!! :angry:

holy fuck though Im sore as hell today.
F the haters, at least you're out there doing it.
God, what a mess, on the ladder of success
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung

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Re: Middle age health thread for fatties

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Sparky wrote:
26 May 2021, 9:28am
revbob wrote:
26 May 2021, 6:45am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 May 2021, 6:26am
revbob wrote:
25 May 2021, 10:37pm
tepista wrote:
25 May 2021, 9:41pm


You're Albert Pujols!
I did have one HR. Hit for the cycle .
He means that you're actually 63 years old.
HEY!!! :angry:

holy fuck though Im sore as hell today.
F the haters, at least you're out there doing it.
Doc only recognizes water sports done on dry land. And Tep is always bemoaning the lack of cocaine in today's game.

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revbob wrote:
26 May 2021, 9:59am
Sparky wrote:
26 May 2021, 9:28am
revbob wrote:
26 May 2021, 6:45am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 May 2021, 6:26am
revbob wrote:
25 May 2021, 10:37pm


I did have one HR. Hit for the cycle .
He means that you're actually 63 years old.
HEY!!! :angry:

holy fuck though Im sore as hell today.
F the haters, at least you're out there doing it.
Doc only recognizes water sports done on dry land. And Tep is always bemoaning the lack of cocaine in today's game.
:lol:
God, what a mess, on the ladder of success
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung

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Re: Middle age health thread for fatties

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revbob wrote:
26 May 2021, 9:59am
Sparky wrote:
26 May 2021, 9:28am
revbob wrote:
26 May 2021, 6:45am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 May 2021, 6:26am
revbob wrote:
25 May 2021, 10:37pm


I did have one HR. Hit for the cycle .
He means that you're actually 63 years old.
HEY!!! :angry:

holy fuck though Im sore as hell today.
F the haters, at least you're out there doing it.
Doc only recognizes water sports done on dry land. And Tep is always bemoaning the lack of cocaine in today's game.
History will vindicate us!
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Re: Middle age health thread for fatties

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 May 2021, 10:10am
revbob wrote:
26 May 2021, 9:59am
Sparky wrote:
26 May 2021, 9:28am
revbob wrote:
26 May 2021, 6:45am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 May 2021, 6:26am


He means that you're actually 63 years old.
HEY!!! :angry:

holy fuck though Im sore as hell today.
F the haters, at least you're out there doing it.
Doc only recognizes water sports done on dry land. And Tep is always bemoaning the lack of cocaine in today's game.
History will vindicate us!
You need one of these

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Re: Middle age health thread for fatties

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revbob wrote:
26 May 2021, 10:28am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 May 2021, 10:10am
revbob wrote:
26 May 2021, 9:59am
Sparky wrote:
26 May 2021, 9:28am
revbob wrote:
26 May 2021, 6:45am


HEY!!! :angry:

holy fuck though Im sore as hell today.
F the haters, at least you're out there doing it.
Doc only recognizes water sports done on dry land. And Tep is always bemoaning the lack of cocaine in today's game.
History will vindicate us!
You need one of these

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It'll be funny when he drowns.

That said, I really am starting to feel my age. Monday I rowed for 45 mins, usual time and all. Yesterday I biked for 30 kms, again, usual time. And then I walked downtown and back, about an hour all told. And I am severely wiped out today. Taking the day off from exercise. I'm still good when I'm working out, but the recovery time in between is getting tougher.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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