Middle age health thread for fatties

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Re: Middle age health thread for fatties

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I just did an old person thing and bought a house far from a city.
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
05 Mar 2021, 9:35pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
02 Mar 2021, 8:11pm
Kory wrote:
02 Mar 2021, 8:07pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
02 Mar 2021, 7:08pm
Jay Leno, everyone!
Ew.
He's quite wealthy, you know.
I believe he owns Sammy Davis' dune buggy as well.
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Re: Middle age health thread for fatties

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
05 Mar 2021, 9:42pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
05 Mar 2021, 9:35pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
02 Mar 2021, 8:11pm
Kory wrote:
02 Mar 2021, 8:07pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
02 Mar 2021, 7:08pm
Jay Leno, everyone!
Ew.
He's quite wealthy, you know.
I believe he owns Sammy Davis' dune buggy as well.
The Sammy Davis Dune Buggy Project was Kory's collaboration with Sammy Hagar but it collapsed due to, of course, artistic differences.
Kory can drive 55.

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Re: Middle age health thread for fatties

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BostonBeaneater wrote:
05 Mar 2021, 9:38pm
I just did an old person thing and bought a house far from a city.
Hello,

Changing location is different from changing your philosophy (said the old man who lives in the suburbs of North Carolina).

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Re: Middle age health thread for fatties

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gkbill wrote:
06 Mar 2021, 12:32am
BostonBeaneater wrote:
05 Mar 2021, 9:38pm
I just did an old person thing and bought a house far from a city.
Hello,

Changing location is different from changing your philosophy (said the old man who lives in the suburbs of North Carolina).
We are moving to the Connecticut seaside which has a lot to do with philosophy.
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Re: Middle age health thread for fatties

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revbob wrote:
05 Mar 2021, 11:33pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
05 Mar 2021, 9:42pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
05 Mar 2021, 9:35pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
02 Mar 2021, 8:11pm
Kory wrote:
02 Mar 2021, 8:07pm


Ew.
He's quite wealthy, you know.
I believe he owns Sammy Davis' dune buggy as well.
The Sammy Davis Dune Buggy Project was Kory's collaboration with Sammy Hagar but it collapsed due to, of course, artistic differences.
Kory can drive 55.
He also wanted Diamond Dave in the band.
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
05 Mar 2021, 9:38pm
I just did an old person thing and bought a house far from a city.
Congrats, but, yeah, that's very old. B has ideas that when we're retired, we'll sell our house in the city and move to the country. I really hope that I'm dead before that happens.
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Re: Middle age health thread for fatties

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BostonBeaneater wrote:
06 Mar 2021, 1:09am
gkbill wrote:
06 Mar 2021, 12:32am
BostonBeaneater wrote:
05 Mar 2021, 9:38pm
I just did an old person thing and bought a house far from a city.
Hello,

Changing location is different from changing your philosophy (said the old man who lives in the suburbs of North Carolina).
We are moving to the Connecticut seaside which has a lot to do with philosophy.
Well being on the seaside is pretty cool. Closer to NY or RI?

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BostonBeaneater wrote:
06 Mar 2021, 1:09am
gkbill wrote:
06 Mar 2021, 12:32am
BostonBeaneater wrote:
05 Mar 2021, 9:38pm
I just did an old person thing and bought a house far from a city.
Hello,

Changing location is different from changing your philosophy (said the old man who lives in the suburbs of North Carolina).
We are moving to the Connecticut seaside which has a lot to do with philosophy.
Nicccccce!

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revbob wrote:
06 Mar 2021, 8:05am

Well being on the seaside is pretty cool. Closer to NY or RI?
We'll be in Stonington on the RI border. 2.5 hours to the city and about an hour fifteen to Boston. We likely would have gone for it in Boston or NYC if the real estate costs we not crippling in both towns.
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Mimi wrote:
06 Mar 2021, 8:12am
BostonBeaneater wrote:
06 Mar 2021, 1:09am
gkbill wrote:
06 Mar 2021, 12:32am
BostonBeaneater wrote:
05 Mar 2021, 9:38pm
I just did an old person thing and bought a house far from a city.
Hello,

Changing location is different from changing your philosophy (said the old man who lives in the suburbs of North Carolina).
We are moving to the Connecticut seaside which has a lot to do with philosophy.
Nicccccce!
Thanks!
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Re: Middle age health thread for fatties

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BostonBeaneater wrote:
06 Mar 2021, 11:42am
revbob wrote:
06 Mar 2021, 8:05am

Well being on the seaside is pretty cool. Closer to NY or RI?
We'll be in Stonington on the RI border. 2.5 hours to the city and about an hour fifteen to Boston. We likely would have gone for it in Boston or NYC if the real estate costs we not crippling in both towns.
According to Wikipedia, Ruth Buzzi's from there!
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JennyB wrote:
02 Mar 2021, 3:55pm
I went to get my annual mammogram today, and this is the first year they haven't asked if I could possibly be pregnant. I mean, I get it. I'm 49. But couldn't you have just taken two seconds and asked, and then I could respond with a wink "oh ho, that ship sailed LONG ago." And that would have made my day. But nooooooooo.
Hey everyone have you heard? JennyB might be pregnant!

Well apparently it's possibly by a sailor who lived long ago.

You just can't trust gossip anymore. ;)
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Re: Middle age health thread for fatties

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Marky Dread wrote:
06 Mar 2021, 12:20pm
JennyB wrote:
02 Mar 2021, 3:55pm
I went to get my annual mammogram today, and this is the first year they haven't asked if I could possibly be pregnant. I mean, I get it. I'm 49. But couldn't you have just taken two seconds and asked, and then I could respond with a wink "oh ho, that ship sailed LONG ago." And that would have made my day. But nooooooooo.
Hey everyone have you heard? JennyB might be pregnant!

Well apparently it's possibly by a sailor who lived long ago.

You just can't trust gossip anymore. ;)
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Marky Dread wrote:
06 Mar 2021, 12:20pm
JennyB wrote:
02 Mar 2021, 3:55pm
I went to get my annual mammogram today, and this is the first year they haven't asked if I could possibly be pregnant. I mean, I get it. I'm 49. But couldn't you have just taken two seconds and asked, and then I could respond with a wink "oh ho, that ship sailed LONG ago." And that would have made my day. But nooooooooo.
Hey everyone have you heard? JennyB might be pregnant!

Well apparently it's possibly by a sailor who lived long ago.

You just can't trust gossip anymore. ;)
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