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Re: Middle age health thread for fatties

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Kory wrote:
15 Jul 2021, 12:56pm
revbob wrote:
14 Jul 2021, 11:15pm
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Force beams or whatever is lame. But then so is Cyclops. Not because he's a dick but his special ability involves looking at things.
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Re: Middle age health thread for fatties

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Jul 2021, 1:04pm
Kory wrote:
15 Jul 2021, 12:56pm
revbob wrote:
14 Jul 2021, 11:15pm
The new Doc

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THEY'RE NOT LASERS
Force beams or whatever is lame. But then so is Cyclops. Not because he's a dick but his special ability involves looking at things.
You're describing Doc to a T.

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Re: Middle age health thread for fatties

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revbob wrote:
15 Jul 2021, 1:13pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Jul 2021, 1:04pm
Kory wrote:
15 Jul 2021, 12:56pm
revbob wrote:
14 Jul 2021, 11:15pm
The new Doc

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THEY'RE NOT LASERS
Force beams or whatever is lame. But then so is Cyclops. Not because he's a dick but his special ability involves looking at things.
You're describing Doc to a T.
Someday they'll all be sorry.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Re: Middle age health thread for fatties

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Jul 2021, 1:04pm
Kory wrote:
15 Jul 2021, 12:56pm
revbob wrote:
14 Jul 2021, 11:15pm
The new Doc

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THEY'RE NOT LASERS
Force beams or whatever is lame. But then so is Cyclops. Not because he's a dick but his special ability involves looking at things.
I'll never agree with Cyke haters. He's become much more compelling since 2005 or so.
"Suck our Earth dick, Martians!" —Doc

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Re: Middle age health thread for fatties

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Kory wrote:
15 Jul 2021, 4:19pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Jul 2021, 1:04pm
Kory wrote:
15 Jul 2021, 12:56pm
revbob wrote:
14 Jul 2021, 11:15pm
The new Doc

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THEY'RE NOT LASERS
Force beams or whatever is lame. But then so is Cyclops. Not because he's a dick but his special ability involves looking at things.
I'll never agree with Cyke haters. He's become much more compelling since 2005 or so.
So he does more than look at things now in a fight?
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Re: Middle age health thread for fatties

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Jul 2021, 5:35pm
Kory wrote:
15 Jul 2021, 4:19pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Jul 2021, 1:04pm
Kory wrote:
15 Jul 2021, 12:56pm
revbob wrote:
14 Jul 2021, 11:15pm
The new Doc

Image
THEY'RE NOT LASERS
Force beams or whatever is lame. But then so is Cyclops. Not because he's a dick but his special ability involves looking at things.
I'll never agree with Cyke haters. He's become much more compelling since 2005 or so.
So he does more than look at things now in a fight?
That's like saying all Jean does is think about things in a fight :lol:
"Suck our Earth dick, Martians!" —Doc

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Kory wrote:
15 Jul 2021, 6:41pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Jul 2021, 5:35pm
Kory wrote:
15 Jul 2021, 4:19pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Jul 2021, 1:04pm
Kory wrote:
15 Jul 2021, 12:56pm


THEY'RE NOT LASERS
Force beams or whatever is lame. But then so is Cyclops. Not because he's a dick but his special ability involves looking at things.
I'll never agree with Cyke haters. He's become much more compelling since 2005 or so.
So he does more than look at things now in a fight?
That's like saying all Jean does is think about things in a fight :lol:
I might be biased, but thinking is more impressive than looking at someone you want to hurt.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Jul 2021, 6:49pm
Kory wrote:
15 Jul 2021, 6:41pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Jul 2021, 5:35pm
Kory wrote:
15 Jul 2021, 4:19pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Jul 2021, 1:04pm


Force beams or whatever is lame. But then so is Cyclops. Not because he's a dick but his special ability involves looking at things.
I'll never agree with Cyke haters. He's become much more compelling since 2005 or so.
So he does more than look at things now in a fight?
That's like saying all Jean does is think about things in a fight :lol:
I might be biased, but thinking is more impressive than looking at someone you want to hurt.
Well, none of us get to choose our powers. I'm sure Daredevil would kill for Cyclops'.
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Kory wrote:
16 Jul 2021, 12:30pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Jul 2021, 6:49pm
Kory wrote:
15 Jul 2021, 6:41pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Jul 2021, 5:35pm
Kory wrote:
15 Jul 2021, 4:19pm


I'll never agree with Cyke haters. He's become much more compelling since 2005 or so.
So he does more than look at things now in a fight?
That's like saying all Jean does is think about things in a fight :lol:
I might be biased, but thinking is more impressive than looking at someone you want to hurt.
Well, none of us get to choose our powers. I'm sure Daredevil would kill for Cyclops'.
Daredevil can practically see atoms on Pluto these days. It's absurd how much his radar sense has morphed into perfect awareness.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Re: Middle age health thread for fatties

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
16 Jul 2021, 12:52pm
Kory wrote:
16 Jul 2021, 12:30pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Jul 2021, 6:49pm
Kory wrote:
15 Jul 2021, 6:41pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Jul 2021, 5:35pm


So he does more than look at things now in a fight?
That's like saying all Jean does is think about things in a fight :lol:
I might be biased, but thinking is more impressive than looking at someone you want to hurt.
Well, none of us get to choose our powers. I'm sure Daredevil would kill for Cyclops'.
Daredevil can practically see atoms on Pluto these days. It's absurd how much his radar sense has morphed into perfect awareness.
And don't forget Cyclops' spatial awareness/geometry side mutation.
"Suck our Earth dick, Martians!" —Doc

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Kory wrote:
16 Jul 2021, 1:49pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
16 Jul 2021, 12:52pm
Kory wrote:
16 Jul 2021, 12:30pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Jul 2021, 6:49pm
Kory wrote:
15 Jul 2021, 6:41pm


That's like saying all Jean does is think about things in a fight :lol:
I might be biased, but thinking is more impressive than looking at someone you want to hurt.
Well, none of us get to choose our powers. I'm sure Daredevil would kill for Cyclops'.
Daredevil can practically see atoms on Pluto these days. It's absurd how much his radar sense has morphed into perfect awareness.
And don't forget Cyclops' spatial awareness/geometry side mutation.
I'm not following—he has some kind of super peripheral vision, too?
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
16 Jul 2021, 2:01pm
Kory wrote:
16 Jul 2021, 1:49pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
16 Jul 2021, 12:52pm
Kory wrote:
16 Jul 2021, 12:30pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Jul 2021, 6:49pm


I might be biased, but thinking is more impressive than looking at someone you want to hurt.
Well, none of us get to choose our powers. I'm sure Daredevil would kill for Cyclops'.
Daredevil can practically see atoms on Pluto these days. It's absurd how much his radar sense has morphed into perfect awareness.
And don't forget Cyclops' spatial awareness/geometry side mutation.
I'm not following—he has some kind of super peripheral vision, too?
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Kory wrote:
16 Jul 2021, 2:39pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
16 Jul 2021, 2:01pm
Kory wrote:
16 Jul 2021, 1:49pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
16 Jul 2021, 12:52pm
Kory wrote:
16 Jul 2021, 12:30pm


Well, none of us get to choose our powers. I'm sure Daredevil would kill for Cyclops'.
Daredevil can practically see atoms on Pluto these days. It's absurd how much his radar sense has morphed into perfect awareness.
And don't forget Cyclops' spatial awareness/geometry side mutation.
I'm not following—he has some kind of super peripheral vision, too?
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
16 Jul 2021, 2:45pm
Kory wrote:
16 Jul 2021, 2:39pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
16 Jul 2021, 2:01pm
Kory wrote:
16 Jul 2021, 1:49pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
16 Jul 2021, 12:52pm


Daredevil can practically see atoms on Pluto these days. It's absurd how much his radar sense has morphed into perfect awareness.
And don't forget Cyclops' spatial awareness/geometry side mutation.
I'm not following—he has some kind of super peripheral vision, too?
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Kory wrote:
16 Jul 2021, 2:47pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
16 Jul 2021, 2:45pm
Kory wrote:
16 Jul 2021, 2:39pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
16 Jul 2021, 2:01pm
Kory wrote:
16 Jul 2021, 1:49pm


And don't forget Cyclops' spatial awareness/geometry side mutation.
I'm not following—he has some kind of super peripheral vision, too?
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An admission: That line had popped in my head this morning and I hoped for a chance to use it.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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