I hear ya. I'm not quite there yet (agewise), but it's on the horizon and I've been dreading it.BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑27 Mar 2021, 10:36pmI like eating weed and I am due for a colonoscopy (age and heritage) but the prospect is horrifying.
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I think the stuff I had was prescription grade. They have you drink half a gallon (8oz every 15 min) the day before and then another half gallon like 5 to 6 hours before your procedure. After you want to be very close to a bathroom and not have any complicated clothing that might slow you down because it will hit you and you cant hold it back. You can either sit on the toilet while everything passes or just get up and go every 5 to 10 minutes.
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Your words sound like they are meant to comfort but have horrified me all the more. That said, I hope you get good butthole news from the doc.revbob wrote: ↑27 Mar 2021, 11:05pmHonestly the worst part for me was not eating for about 2 days.BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑27 Mar 2021, 10:36pmI like eating weed and I am due for a colonoscopy (age and heritage) but the prospect is horrifying.
2nd worst part was the constant trips to the shitter from the gallon of colon cleaner you drink that eventually makes you pee out your ass.
The part where you get the endo up your ass aint nothing, you're drugged, pain free and asleep most of the time.
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More to clarify I guess. Most people seem to be freaked by the endoscope. That was cake. My procedure was late in the day hence the almost 2 days of not eating.BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑28 Mar 2021, 8:42pmYour words sound like they are meant to comfort but have horrified me all the more. That said, I hope you get good butthole news from the doc.revbob wrote: ↑27 Mar 2021, 11:05pmHonestly the worst part for me was not eating for about 2 days.BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑27 Mar 2021, 10:36pmI like eating weed and I am due for a colonoscopy (age and heritage) but the prospect is horrifying.
2nd worst part was the constant trips to the shitter from the gallon of colon cleaner you drink that eventually makes you pee out your ass.
The part where you get the endo up your ass aint nothing, you're drugged, pain free and asleep most of the time.
They found and removed one polyp to test it wasn't that big around 7mm.
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We started gearing up for softball the past few weekends and dealing with some soreness the day after. Swinging a bat is just unlike any other movement so those muscles are like WTF are you doing to me. I think I finally worked out my left center opposite filed swing again and while I was able to rundown some balls in the OF there were a couple just out of my reach. That's where I notice getting older not quite getting to the ball. Still can't wait for games to start.
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I was doing a shot a day at one point and found that it resulted in some small but unpleasant leakage.BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑21 Apr 2021, 9:27pmJust get some flaxseed and mix it in your oat meal. I commonly have a banana, berry mix and oatmilk smoothie to start the day. Mix in a tablespoon of flax with that and your asshole will thank you.
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You know you're supposed to eat it, not squeeze it up there with a turkey baster.revbob wrote: ↑21 Apr 2021, 10:24pmI was doing a shot a day at one point and found that it resulted in some small but unpleasant leakage.BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑21 Apr 2021, 9:27pmJust get some flaxseed and mix it in your oat meal. I commonly have a banana, berry mix and oatmilk smoothie to start the day. Mix in a tablespoon of flax with that and your asshole will thank you.
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You do health your way, let bob do it his way.BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑21 Apr 2021, 10:27pmYou know you're supposed to eat it, not squeeze it up there with a turkey baster.
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See, that's the difference between amateurs and pros. By the time pros are getting ready to be sent to the glue plant, they reflexively describe themselves in the best shape of their life. That they need help tying their shoes is about respect, not infirmity.revbob wrote: ↑21 Apr 2021, 9:21pmWe started gearing up for softball the past few weekends and dealing with some soreness the day after. Swinging a bat is just unlike any other movement so those muscles are like WTF are you doing to me. I think I finally worked out my left center opposite filed swing again and while I was able to rundown some balls in the OF there were a couple just out of my reach. That's where I notice getting older not quite getting to the ball. Still can't wait for games to start.
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I recently started taking Diurex before the gym. I swear that shit has steroids in it. I’m fucking pissed at everyone.
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Post of the day.BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑21 Apr 2021, 10:27pmYou know you're supposed to eat it, not squeeze it up there with a turkey baster.revbob wrote: ↑21 Apr 2021, 10:24pmI was doing a shot a day at one point and found that it resulted in some small but unpleasant leakage.BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑21 Apr 2021, 9:27pmJust get some flaxseed and mix it in your oat meal. I commonly have a banana, berry mix and oatmilk smoothie to start the day. Mix in a tablespoon of flax with that and your asshole will thank you.
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What for?RockNRollWhore wrote: ↑26 Apr 2021, 6:00pmI recently started taking Diurex before the gym. I swear that shit has steroids in it. I’m fucking pissed at everyone.
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