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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by Dr. Medulla » 04 Mar 2019, 12:58pm

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I’m sorry if it seems like I’m dumping on you. I’m not.
Okay, I always take you at your word, so I hope we're good (not that I thought we were bad).
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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by Dr. Medulla » 04 Mar 2019, 1:00pm

BostonBeaneater wrote:
04 Mar 2019, 12:35pm
Flex wrote:
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let's pivot this discussion to kraft bbq sauce, as god and nature intended
Ever mix it with mayo? It's good.

Alternate take: I hear Orchids of Asia has the best Kraft sauce available.
I like Paul Newman's bbq sauce on hamburgers. I'd like to think it imparts some of his ideal masculinity to the burger.
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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by Wolter » 04 Mar 2019, 1:02pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
04 Mar 2019, 1:00pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
04 Mar 2019, 12:35pm
Flex wrote:
04 Mar 2019, 12:29pm
let's pivot this discussion to kraft bbq sauce, as god and nature intended
Ever mix it with mayo? It's good.

Alternate take: I hear Orchids of Asia has the best Kraft sauce available.
I like Paul Newman's bbq sauce on hamburgers. I'd like to think it imparts some of his ideal masculinity to the burger.
I actually don’t mind generic BBQ sauce or steak sauce on burgers.
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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by BostonBeaneater » 04 Mar 2019, 1:12pm

Wolter wrote:
04 Mar 2019, 1:02pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
04 Mar 2019, 1:00pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
04 Mar 2019, 12:35pm
Flex wrote:
04 Mar 2019, 12:29pm
let's pivot this discussion to kraft bbq sauce, as god and nature intended
Ever mix it with mayo? It's good.

Alternate take: I hear Orchids of Asia has the best Kraft sauce available.
I like Paul Newman's bbq sauce on hamburgers. I'd like to think it imparts some of his ideal masculinity to the burger.
I actually don’t mind generic BBQ sauce or steak sauce on burgers.
I can'y figure out why anyone would want ketchup over BBQ sauce. I go with Sweet Baby Ray's for my mass produced BBQ sauce.
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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by Kory » 04 Mar 2019, 1:37pm

revbob wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 10:50pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 9:04pm
Kory wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 8:43pm
revbob wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 8:25pm
Kory wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 7:54pm


I'm ok with this.
It saddens me that someone would put bbq sauce on a steak. I know Doc is joking but I also know there's people who do it.
I've definitely had steaks that warranted it. A good steak should never be "enhanced" but sometimes you get a crappy cook.
I recall a fundraiser dinner the Boss and I went to where the "steak" was assmeat. Any and all condiments were acceptable to cover up the natural … qualities of the meat.
Yeah I'll go hungry. I'm proud to say my 13 yo kid didn't know what A1 was until the other day when he saw it on a menu and asked me. One of the great things about a steak is you really only need like 3 things for a great steak. Heat, salt, pepper.
A1 is good with fries, though.
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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by Kory » 04 Mar 2019, 1:40pm

revbob wrote:
04 Mar 2019, 11:00am
Wolter wrote:
04 Mar 2019, 10:25am
Flex wrote:
04 Mar 2019, 10:21am
I think people can and do dislike mayo sincerely, I just think performative hate pays Drew's bills so he lacks credibility. I actually don't believe a bunch of people are trying to force him to eat mayo. He's lying because he has a brand.
Yeah. My issue is that mayo is one of the easiest things to avoid eating if you just ask them to hold it, and so many people turn it into a hill to die on.

My only issue ever with cilantro for example was that it was often snuck into food without warning (which is rare these days - it’s now listed on menus more often).
You can tell places to hold the mayo but lots of times I find the people doing the food prep are too used to making something a certain way and just make it. It happens to me a lot. A menu only days cheeseburger and I tell them I dont want the cheese or no salt on the fries because so many places overdo salt and a majority of the time I get the cheese and the salt. I ve had the same issue with mayo on burgers and other "special sauces".
Yup yup yup. Plus a lot of prepacked food comes with the mayo already globbed on, when all condiments should be optional. They're the only thing you can't remove if you don't like it.
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Absolutely. Here's another collection of words:

Table salt (spoon hinge)
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Lamp post (self evident)
Florida Timeshare (ditto)
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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by matedog » 04 Mar 2019, 4:14pm

Kory wrote:
04 Mar 2019, 1:40pm
revbob wrote:
04 Mar 2019, 11:00am
Wolter wrote:
04 Mar 2019, 10:25am
Flex wrote:
04 Mar 2019, 10:21am
I think people can and do dislike mayo sincerely, I just think performative hate pays Drew's bills so he lacks credibility. I actually don't believe a bunch of people are trying to force him to eat mayo. He's lying because he has a brand.
Yeah. My issue is that mayo is one of the easiest things to avoid eating if you just ask them to hold it, and so many people turn it into a hill to die on.

My only issue ever with cilantro for example was that it was often snuck into food without warning (which is rare these days - it’s now listed on menus more often).
You can tell places to hold the mayo but lots of times I find the people doing the food prep are too used to making something a certain way and just make it. It happens to me a lot. A menu only days cheeseburger and I tell them I dont want the cheese or no salt on the fries because so many places overdo salt and a majority of the time I get the cheese and the salt. I ve had the same issue with mayo on burgers and other "special sauces".
Yup yup yup. Plus a lot of prepacked food comes with the mayo already globbed on, when all condiments should be optional. They're the only thing you can't remove if you don't like it.
Plus mayo is so god damn omnipresent, you have to ask every fucking time.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by Kory » 04 Mar 2019, 4:19pm

matedog wrote:
04 Mar 2019, 4:14pm
Kory wrote:
04 Mar 2019, 1:40pm
revbob wrote:
04 Mar 2019, 11:00am
Wolter wrote:
04 Mar 2019, 10:25am
Flex wrote:
04 Mar 2019, 10:21am
I think people can and do dislike mayo sincerely, I just think performative hate pays Drew's bills so he lacks credibility. I actually don't believe a bunch of people are trying to force him to eat mayo. He's lying because he has a brand.
Yeah. My issue is that mayo is one of the easiest things to avoid eating if you just ask them to hold it, and so many people turn it into a hill to die on.

My only issue ever with cilantro for example was that it was often snuck into food without warning (which is rare these days - it’s now listed on menus more often).
You can tell places to hold the mayo but lots of times I find the people doing the food prep are too used to making something a certain way and just make it. It happens to me a lot. A menu only days cheeseburger and I tell them I dont want the cheese or no salt on the fries because so many places overdo salt and a majority of the time I get the cheese and the salt. I ve had the same issue with mayo on burgers and other "special sauces".
Yup yup yup. Plus a lot of prepacked food comes with the mayo already globbed on, when all condiments should be optional. They're the only thing you can't remove if you don't like it.
Plus mayo is so god damn omnipresent, you have to ask every fucking time.
And sometimes it's not on the menu, so first you have to ask if it comes with mayo, and then ask for NO mayo. Our lives are hard.
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Absolutely. Here's another collection of words:

Table salt (spoon hinge)
Octopus (Ukraine)
St. Petersburg (arms)
Ginger beer (cauliflower)
Pat Sajak (PSak)
Lamp post (self evident)
Florida Timeshare (ditto)
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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by matedog » 04 Mar 2019, 4:50pm

Kory wrote:
04 Mar 2019, 4:19pm
matedog wrote:
04 Mar 2019, 4:14pm
Kory wrote:
04 Mar 2019, 1:40pm
revbob wrote:
04 Mar 2019, 11:00am
Wolter wrote:
04 Mar 2019, 10:25am


Yeah. My issue is that mayo is one of the easiest things to avoid eating if you just ask them to hold it, and so many people turn it into a hill to die on.

My only issue ever with cilantro for example was that it was often snuck into food without warning (which is rare these days - it’s now listed on menus more often).
You can tell places to hold the mayo but lots of times I find the people doing the food prep are too used to making something a certain way and just make it. It happens to me a lot. A menu only days cheeseburger and I tell them I dont want the cheese or no salt on the fries because so many places overdo salt and a majority of the time I get the cheese and the salt. I ve had the same issue with mayo on burgers and other "special sauces".
Yup yup yup. Plus a lot of prepacked food comes with the mayo already globbed on, when all condiments should be optional. They're the only thing you can't remove if you don't like it.
Plus mayo is so god damn omnipresent, you have to ask every fucking time.
And sometimes it's not on the menu, so first you have to ask if it comes with mayo, and then ask for NO mayo. Our lives are hard.
At least we can drown our sorrows in arugula pizza.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by Kory » 04 Mar 2019, 5:01pm

matedog wrote:
04 Mar 2019, 4:50pm
Kory wrote:
04 Mar 2019, 4:19pm
matedog wrote:
04 Mar 2019, 4:14pm
Kory wrote:
04 Mar 2019, 1:40pm
revbob wrote:
04 Mar 2019, 11:00am


You can tell places to hold the mayo but lots of times I find the people doing the food prep are too used to making something a certain way and just make it. It happens to me a lot. A menu only days cheeseburger and I tell them I dont want the cheese or no salt on the fries because so many places overdo salt and a majority of the time I get the cheese and the salt. I ve had the same issue with mayo on burgers and other "special sauces".
Yup yup yup. Plus a lot of prepacked food comes with the mayo already globbed on, when all condiments should be optional. They're the only thing you can't remove if you don't like it.
Plus mayo is so god damn omnipresent, you have to ask every fucking time.
And sometimes it's not on the menu, so first you have to ask if it comes with mayo, and then ask for NO mayo. Our lives are hard.
At least we can drown our sorrows in arugula pizza.
Damn that sounds good.
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Absolutely. Here's another collection of words:

Table salt (spoon hinge)
Octopus (Ukraine)
St. Petersburg (arms)
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Pat Sajak (PSak)
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Florida Timeshare (ditto)
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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by Kory » 05 Mar 2019, 5:15pm

BostonBeaneater wrote:
05 Mar 2019, 12:07am
THEY CAN FUCK THAT SKY HIGH
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Absolutely. Here's another collection of words:

Table salt (spoon hinge)
Octopus (Ukraine)
St. Petersburg (arms)
Ginger beer (cauliflower)
Pat Sajak (PSak)
Lamp post (self evident)
Florida Timeshare (ditto)
Heraclitus (EMI)
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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

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