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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by Dr. Medulla » 04 Mar 2019, 10:15am

Sweet generalization—everyone who hates mayo is an insincere hipster with racial self-identity issues. :rolleyes:
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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by Wolter » 04 Mar 2019, 10:19am

Dr. Medulla wrote:
04 Mar 2019, 10:15am
Sweet generalization—everyone who hates mayo is an insincere hipster with racial self-identity issues. :rolleyes:
I’m looking at this and seeing “I would’ve voted for Obama three times if I could.”
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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by Flex » 04 Mar 2019, 10:21am

I think people can and do dislike mayo sincerely, I just think performative hate pays Drew's bills so he lacks credibility. I actually don't believe a bunch of people are trying to force him to eat mayo. He's lying because he has a brand.
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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by Wolter » 04 Mar 2019, 10:25am

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04 Mar 2019, 10:21am
I think people can and do dislike mayo sincerely, I just think performative hate pays Drew's bills so he lacks credibility. I actually don't believe a bunch of people are trying to force him to eat mayo. He's lying because he has a brand.
Yeah. My issue is that mayo is one of the easiest things to avoid eating if you just ask them to hold it, and so many people turn it into a hill to die on.

My only issue ever with cilantro for example was that it was often snuck into food without warning (which is rare these days - it’s now listed on menus more often).
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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by JennyB » 04 Mar 2019, 10:40am

I, ironically, do not mind mayo.
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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by Dr. Medulla » 04 Mar 2019, 10:50am

Wolter wrote:
04 Mar 2019, 10:19am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
04 Mar 2019, 10:15am
Sweet generalization—everyone who hates mayo is an insincere hipster with racial self-identity issues. :rolleyes:
I’m looking at this and seeing “I would’ve voted for Obama three times if I could.”
And I'm looking at your statement as something that would be said on Fox and Friends: White people who hate mayo do it because they're ashamed of being white. Real Americans, white Americans like mayo!

But, cool, everyone white person here who dislikes mayo does so for psychological and/or ideological reasons. No way any of us might do so because we don't like the taste or texture.
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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by revbob » 04 Mar 2019, 11:00am

Wolter wrote:
04 Mar 2019, 10:25am
Flex wrote:
04 Mar 2019, 10:21am
I think people can and do dislike mayo sincerely, I just think performative hate pays Drew's bills so he lacks credibility. I actually don't believe a bunch of people are trying to force him to eat mayo. He's lying because he has a brand.
Yeah. My issue is that mayo is one of the easiest things to avoid eating if you just ask them to hold it, and so many people turn it into a hill to die on.

My only issue ever with cilantro for example was that it was often snuck into food without warning (which is rare these days - it’s now listed on menus more often).
You can tell places to hold the mayo but lots of times I find the people doing the food prep are too used to making something a certain way and just make it. It happens to me a lot. A menu only days cheeseburger and I tell them I dont want the cheese or no salt on the fries because so many places overdo salt and a majority of the time I get the cheese and the salt. I ve had the same issue with mayo on burgers and other "special sauces".

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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by Wolter » 04 Mar 2019, 11:04am

Dr. Medulla wrote:
04 Mar 2019, 10:50am
Wolter wrote:
04 Mar 2019, 10:19am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
04 Mar 2019, 10:15am
Sweet generalization—everyone who hates mayo is an insincere hipster with racial self-identity issues. :rolleyes:
I’m looking at this and seeing “I would’ve voted for Obama three times if I could.”
And I'm looking at your statement as something that would be said on Fox and Friends: White people who hate mayo do it because they're ashamed of being white. Real Americans, white Americans like mayo!

But, cool, everyone white person here who dislikes mayo does so for psychological and/or ideological reasons. No way any of us might do so because we don't like the taste or texture.
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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by Flex » 04 Mar 2019, 11:04am

revbob wrote:
04 Mar 2019, 11:00am
You can tell places to hold the mayo but lots of times I find the people doing the food prep are too used to making something a certain way and just make it. It happens to me a lot. A menu only days cheeseburger and I tell them I dont want the cheese or no salt on the fries because so many places overdo salt and a majority of the time I get the cheese and the salt. I ve had the same issue with mayo on burgers and other "special sauces".
Yeah, I don't doubt that - especially with stuff like burgers which are a fairly automatic process - people forget special orders. My wife, who is fine with mayo but will ask for some other substitutions here and there - often has her orders come out without the asked-for substitutions/removals. I just don't think it's an issue exclusive to mayo.
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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by Dr. Medulla » 04 Mar 2019, 11:10am

Wolter wrote:
04 Mar 2019, 11:04am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
04 Mar 2019, 10:50am
Wolter wrote:
04 Mar 2019, 10:19am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
04 Mar 2019, 10:15am
Sweet generalization—everyone who hates mayo is an insincere hipster with racial self-identity issues. :rolleyes:
I’m looking at this and seeing “I would’ve voted for Obama three times if I could.”
And I'm looking at your statement as something that would be said on Fox and Friends: White people who hate mayo do it because they're ashamed of being white. Real Americans, white Americans like mayo!

But, cool, everyone white person here who dislikes mayo does so for psychological and/or ideological reasons. No way any of us might do so because we don't like the taste or texture.
You’ve really got to stop taking me so seriously.
So everything's just performative? I'll keep that in mind when you make sweeping statements that, in effect, call me insincere.
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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by Wolter » 04 Mar 2019, 11:16am

Dr. Medulla wrote:
04 Mar 2019, 11:10am
Wolter wrote:
04 Mar 2019, 11:04am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
04 Mar 2019, 10:50am
Wolter wrote:
04 Mar 2019, 10:19am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
04 Mar 2019, 10:15am
Sweet generalization—everyone who hates mayo is an insincere hipster with racial self-identity issues. :rolleyes:
I’m looking at this and seeing “I would’ve voted for Obama three times if I could.”
And I'm looking at your statement as something that would be said on Fox and Friends: White people who hate mayo do it because they're ashamed of being white. Real Americans, white Americans like mayo!

But, cool, everyone white person here who dislikes mayo does so for psychological and/or ideological reasons. No way any of us might do so because we don't like the taste or texture.
You’ve really got to stop taking me so seriously.
So everything's just performative? I'll keep that in mind when you make sweeping statements that, in effect, call me insincere.
Ok. All people from Saskatoon without exception need to learn to calm down because not everything is a fucking thesis statement. Sometimes it’s just banter.
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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by Dr. Medulla » 04 Mar 2019, 11:26am

Wolter wrote:
04 Mar 2019, 11:16am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
04 Mar 2019, 11:10am
Wolter wrote:
04 Mar 2019, 11:04am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
04 Mar 2019, 10:50am
Wolter wrote:
04 Mar 2019, 10:19am


I’m looking at this and seeing “I would’ve voted for Obama three times if I could.”
And I'm looking at your statement as something that would be said on Fox and Friends: White people who hate mayo do it because they're ashamed of being white. Real Americans, white Americans like mayo!

But, cool, everyone white person here who dislikes mayo does so for psychological and/or ideological reasons. No way any of us might do so because we don't like the taste or texture.
You’ve really got to stop taking me so seriously.
So everything's just performative? I'll keep that in mind when you make sweeping statements that, in effect, call me insincere.
Ok. All people from Saskatoon without exception need to learn to calm down because not everything is a fucking thesis statement. Sometimes it’s just banter.
Y'know, when I make dumb and insulting generalizations and get called on it, I own up and admit I was being stupid. Maybe not immediately, but I own up when someone shows me I'm being an ass.

Or you can keep dumping on me. Whatever.
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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by Wolter » 04 Mar 2019, 12:18pm

I’m sorry if it seems like I’m dumping on you. I’m not.
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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by Flex » 04 Mar 2019, 12:29pm

let's pivot this discussion to kraft bbq sauce, as god and nature intended
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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by BostonBeaneater » 04 Mar 2019, 12:35pm

Flex wrote:
04 Mar 2019, 12:29pm
let's pivot this discussion to kraft bbq sauce, as god and nature intended
Ever mix it with mayo? It's good.

Alternate take: I hear Orchids of Asia has the best Kraft sauce available.
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