Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by BostonBeaneater » 01 Mar 2019, 12:53pm

matedog wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 12:16pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
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Setting for a Swedish film: A man sits in his room, eating a sandwich with mayo, while "One More Night" plays. A noose hanging from the rafters lets him know that there are better options.
Cold sandwich with mayo is something that would drive me to suicide. "One More Night" is okay tho.
What if they just called aioli would it be ok?
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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by revbob » 01 Mar 2019, 12:58pm

BostonBeaneater wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 12:53pm
matedog wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 12:16pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 11:19am
Setting for a Swedish film: A man sits in his room, eating a sandwich with mayo, while "One More Night" plays. A noose hanging from the rafters lets him know that there are better options.
Cold sandwich with mayo is something that would drive me to suicide. "One More Night" is okay tho.
What if they just called aioli would it be ok?
I perfectly enjoy a little mayo on a good turkey sandwich, a little goes a long way though it shouldn't be falling out of the sandwich and making a mess.

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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by Dr. Medulla » 01 Mar 2019, 1:00pm

matedog wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 12:16pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 11:19am
Setting for a Swedish film: A man sits in his room, eating a sandwich with mayo, while "One More Night" plays. A noose hanging from the rafters lets him know that there are better options.
Cold sandwich with mayo is something that would drive me to suicide. "One More Night" is okay tho.
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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by BostonBeaneater » 01 Mar 2019, 1:19pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 1:00pm
matedog wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 12:16pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 11:19am
Setting for a Swedish film: A man sits in his room, eating a sandwich with mayo, while "One More Night" plays. A noose hanging from the rafters lets him know that there are better options.
Cold sandwich with mayo is something that would drive me to suicide. "One More Night" is okay tho.
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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by Dr. Medulla » 01 Mar 2019, 1:20pm

BostonBeaneater wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 1:19pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 1:00pm
matedog wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 12:16pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 11:19am
Setting for a Swedish film: A man sits in his room, eating a sandwich with mayo, while "One More Night" plays. A noose hanging from the rafters lets him know that there are better options.
Cold sandwich with mayo is something that would drive me to suicide. "One More Night" is okay tho.
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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by BostonBeaneater » 01 Mar 2019, 1:39pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 1:20pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 1:19pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 1:00pm
matedog wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 12:16pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 11:19am
Setting for a Swedish film: A man sits in his room, eating a sandwich with mayo, while "One More Night" plays. A noose hanging from the rafters lets him know that there are better options.
Cold sandwich with mayo is something that would drive me to suicide. "One More Night" is okay tho.
Sense and insanity in two sentences, sitting side by side.

Try it:
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Only if you try a diarrhea milkshake.
Not fair. I eat fries and mayo. I'll drink the shake if you drink one too.
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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by revbob » 01 Mar 2019, 1:40pm

BostonBeaneater wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 1:19pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 1:00pm
matedog wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 12:16pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 11:19am
Setting for a Swedish film: A man sits in his room, eating a sandwich with mayo, while "One More Night" plays. A noose hanging from the rafters lets him know that there are better options.
Cold sandwich with mayo is something that would drive me to suicide. "One More Night" is okay tho.
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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by Dr. Medulla » 01 Mar 2019, 1:49pm

BostonBeaneater wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 1:39pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 1:20pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 1:19pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 1:00pm
matedog wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 12:16pm


Cold sandwich with mayo is something that would drive me to suicide. "One More Night" is okay tho.
Sense and insanity in two sentences, sitting side by side.

Try it:
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Only if you try a diarrhea milkshake.
Not fair. I eat fries and mayo. I'll drink the shake if you drink one too.
If I have to eat liquidy crap of your choosing, you do of mine.
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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by WestwayKid » 01 Mar 2019, 3:06pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 11:19am
Setting for a Swedish film: A man sits in his room, eating a sandwich with mayo, while "One More Night" plays. A noose hanging from the rafters lets him know that there are better options.
Ha, ha!
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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by WestwayKid » 01 Mar 2019, 3:07pm

My grandfather hated mayo so much that when he attempted to quit smoking through hypnosis he chose to have smoking associated with mayo.
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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by Wolter » 01 Mar 2019, 4:01pm

Mayo hate is performative. There. I said it.
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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by Flex » 01 Mar 2019, 4:04pm

Wolter wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 4:01pm
Mayo hate is performative. There. I said it.
It's one of those things that just swung too far in the other direction. Does the memory of my grandmother's sandwiches SLATHERED in mayo revolt me? Yes. Does that mean that mayo needs to be avoided in all scenarios? No.

I admit, the mayo on fries thing is just viscerally repulsive (and, yeah, I've tried 'em).
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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by Silent Majority » 01 Mar 2019, 4:45pm

I've gotten more and more into mayo.
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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

Post by tepista » 01 Mar 2019, 4:52pm

I thought mayo was only for west coasters. Welcome everyone, I can eat it by the spoon. I try to control myself, but I can. That one time I went to Germany, there was ham swimming in mayo for breakfast.
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Re: Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

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