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Re: NFL 2018

Post by Flex » 03 Feb 2019, 11:56pm

Also, I hate maroon 5
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Re: NFL 2018

Post by 101Walterton » 04 Feb 2019, 12:45am

What happened I was watching the United game :mrgreen:

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Re: NFL 2018

Post by Rat Patrol » 04 Feb 2019, 6:12am

101Walterton wrote:
04 Feb 2019, 12:45am
What happened I was watching the United game :mrgreen:
A large unmanned barge full of "LA RAMS SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS" T-shirts just spilled its load crashing onto the shores of Cameroon. :shifty:
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Re: NFL 2018

Post by revbob » 04 Feb 2019, 6:19am

Flex wrote:
03 Feb 2019, 11:56pm
Also, I hate maroon 5
How is this not everyone's position?

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Re: NFL 2018

Post by Dr. Medulla » 04 Feb 2019, 7:16am

revbob wrote:
04 Feb 2019, 6:19am
Flex wrote:
03 Feb 2019, 11:56pm
Also, I hate maroon 5
How is this not everyone's position?
There was a Family Guy episode where a guy wooing Meg gives her a gift and says something like, "I remember you saying you love crappy music, so I got you a Maroon 5 cd."
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Post by revbob » 04 Feb 2019, 9:01am

Dr. Medulla wrote:
04 Feb 2019, 7:16am
revbob wrote:
04 Feb 2019, 6:19am
Flex wrote:
03 Feb 2019, 11:56pm
Also, I hate maroon 5
How is this not everyone's position?
There was a Family Guy episode where a guy wooing Meg gives her a gift and says something like, "I remember you saying you love crappy music, so I got you a Maroon 5 cd."
I don't watch it much anymore but they do really hit the mark sometimes.

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Re: NFL 2018

Post by JennyB » 04 Feb 2019, 11:05am

Flex wrote:
03 Feb 2019, 11:56pm
Also, I hate maroon 5
It was really such an atrocious exercise in mediocrity. They make Nickelback sound like the Beatles. You are hosting the Super Bowl in a city with a long history of great musicians from Brenda Lee to Outkast, but you decide to invite the most milquetoast band around. A band from LA. And then throw in Big Boi so you look a little hip. I understand that many others might have been asked and declined because of the NFL's treatment of Colin Kaepernick, but, my god, anyone would have been better than Maroon 5.

I think I am reading too much into this, but if I were Janet Jackson, I would be fuming right now. Last year. you had the guy who threw her under the bus and essentially destroyed her career, and this year, a guy takes off his shirt in an act of desperation (well, I can't entertain them with my shitty music, let me throw the housewives a bone) and receives nary a backlash.
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Re: NFL 2018

Post by WestwayKid » 04 Feb 2019, 11:15am

What a putrid spectacle from start to finish. It was like watching preseason football - the old man with no arm versus the young kid with an arm - but zero big game experience. The halftime show was pathetic. It seemed like Adam Levine could have cared less that he was out there - zero energy - and when they did something cool like bring out Travis Scott or Big Boi - they were on for like 15 seconds and then they cut back to Maroon 5. I'm not really a complainer and honestly I didn't expect much from this year's game (and in general I no longer expect much from the NFL) - but this Puke Fest exceeded my expectations for mediocrity... :yuck:
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Post by Dr. Medulla » 04 Feb 2019, 11:16am

JennyB wrote:
04 Feb 2019, 11:05am
I think I am reading too much into this, but if I were Janet Jackson, I would be fuming right now. Last year. you had the guy who threw her under the bus and essentially destroyed her career, and this year, a guy takes off his shirt in an act of desperation (well, I can't entertain them with my shitty music, let me throw the housewives a bone) and receives nary a backlash.
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Re: NFL 2018

Post by WestwayKid » 04 Feb 2019, 11:16am

matedog wrote:
31 Jan 2019, 1:50pm
It's easy to hate TB, but he's also GOAT.
Joe Montana was better... ;)
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Post by Wolter » 04 Feb 2019, 11:20am

I’m so glad I didn’t watch a fucking second.
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Re: NFL 2018

Post by WestwayKid » 04 Feb 2019, 11:37am

Wolter wrote:
04 Feb 2019, 11:20am
I’m so glad I didn’t watch a fucking second.
I didn't plan on it - but took my kids bowling and found myself surrounded by big screens - so I saw bits and pieces of the 2nd and 3rd quarters - including the halftime show. I'm glad I didn't invest any more time or money on the game than that.
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Re: NFL 2018

Post by JennyB » 04 Feb 2019, 11:51am

Wolter wrote:
04 Feb 2019, 11:20am
I’m so glad I didn’t watch a fucking second.
I was just in it for the food at our friend's house.
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Post by Dr. Medulla » 04 Feb 2019, 12:03pm

Tangentially related, but is it just me or have Super Bowl commercials lost their capacity to catch the eye? Absolutely nothing came close to making me think, "That was clever." Has television advertising, more generally, hit a terminal trough?
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Re: NFL 2018

Post by JennyB » 04 Feb 2019, 12:09pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
04 Feb 2019, 12:03pm
Tangentially related, but is it just me or have Super Bowl commercials lost their capacity to catch the eye? Absolutely nothing came close to making me think, "That was clever." Has television advertising, more generally, hit a terminal trough?
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