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BostonBeaneater wrote:
22 Feb 2019, 3:31pm
100% chance you've walked by one of these in damn near every town in the country.

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Yeah, in our small area there were like 4 of these places that got shut down. That also means there's 100% chance that I know at least one customer. :cry:

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revbob wrote:
22 Feb 2019, 5:55pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
22 Feb 2019, 3:31pm
100% chance you've walked by one of these in damn near every town in the country.

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Yeah, in our small area there were like 4 of these places that got shut down. That also means there's 100% chance that I know at least one customer. :cry:
Never noticed one before. They must’ve been taken over by Mattress Firm.

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BostonBeaneater wrote:
22 Feb 2019, 3:31pm
100% chance you've walked by one of these in damn near every town in the country.

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Do I want to know what a "table shower" is??
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WestwayKid wrote:
22 Feb 2019, 6:16pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
22 Feb 2019, 3:31pm
100% chance you've walked by one of these in damn near every town in the country.

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Do I want to know what a "table shower" is??
It's for that "unfresh feeling".

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WestwayKid wrote:
22 Feb 2019, 6:16pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
22 Feb 2019, 3:31pm
100% chance you've walked by one of these in damn near every town in the country.

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Do I want to know what a "table shower" is??
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revbob wrote:
22 Feb 2019, 7:12pm
WestwayKid wrote:
22 Feb 2019, 6:16pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
22 Feb 2019, 3:31pm
100% chance you've walked by one of these in damn near every town in the country.

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Do I want to know what a "table shower" is??
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I guarantee Trump has had many of these over the years...
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WestwayKid wrote:
22 Feb 2019, 6:16pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
22 Feb 2019, 3:31pm
100% chance you've walked by one of these in damn near every town in the country.

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Do I want to know what a "table shower" is??
That’s how they wash the seamens off of your belly.
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Honestly, who is surprised?
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
23 Feb 2019, 1:05am
Honestly, who is surprised?
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Sorry about the news BBE and Flex.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:
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Sorry about the news BBE and Flex.
maybe he'll have time to come to colorado and go do shenanigans with me now
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Flex wrote:
25 Mar 2019, 5:23pm
matedog wrote:
25 Mar 2019, 5:19pm
Sorry about the news BBE and Flex.
maybe he'll have time to come to colorado and go do shenanigans with me now
I don’t doubt that Gronk would be a blast to hang out with.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:
25 Mar 2019, 7:41pm
Flex wrote:
25 Mar 2019, 5:23pm
matedog wrote:
25 Mar 2019, 5:19pm
Sorry about the news BBE and Flex.
maybe he'll have time to come to colorado and go do shenanigans with me now
I don’t doubt that Gronk would be a blast to hang out with.
I really don't give a shit. Football and Futbol are almost as boring as golf.
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https://deadspin.com/theres-nothing-mor ... 1836727354

Let's see the NFL allow that to happen!
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