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lol what


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Inder wrote:
28 Feb 2019, 7:51pm
lol what

He'll never survive the pitch clock. Literally. He'll die on the mound.
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Inder wrote:
28 Feb 2019, 7:51pm
lol what

...and he's an absolutely adorable MAGA C.H.U.D. to boot.

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Rat Patrol wrote:
28 Feb 2019, 8:14pm
Inder wrote:
28 Feb 2019, 7:51pm
lol what

...and he's an absolutely adorable MAGA C.H.U.D. to boot.
We also signed Bud Norris...

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Inder wrote:
28 Feb 2019, 8:29pm
Rat Patrol wrote:
28 Feb 2019, 8:14pm
Inder wrote:
28 Feb 2019, 7:51pm
lol what

...and he's an absolutely adorable MAGA C.H.U.D. to boot.
We also signed Bud Norris...
Swing a deal for Trevor Bauer and the Jays will win in a romp the "Most Likeable Pitching Staff" award.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 Feb 2019, 5:40pm
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28 Feb 2019, 5:37pm
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28 Feb 2019, 5:36pm
Harper, 13 years/$300M to the Phillies, with no opt-outs. The average yearly salary is probably tolerable, but thirteen years is crazy long. Safe prediction: fans and player alike will hate the deal well before it ends.
hope he enjoys getting batteries thrown at his head in the back half of this season.
Yeah I can't see how this ends well for anyone but Harper's agent.

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Inder wrote:
28 Feb 2019, 8:29pm
Rat Patrol wrote:
28 Feb 2019, 8:14pm
Inder wrote:
28 Feb 2019, 7:51pm
lol what

...and he's an absolutely adorable MAGA C.H.U.D. to boot.
We also signed Bud Norris...
No wonder they're afraid to call up Vlad2. Their kangaroo court has a waterboarding penalty for being Proven™ while not Veteran™.

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Steven Wright has the distinction of being the second knuckleballer, and 1st big-league knuckleballer to be flagged for a PED (Eddie Gamboa, AAA Baltimore, 2014)
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Steven Wright has the distinction of being the second knuckleballer, and 1st big-league knuckleballer to be flagged for a PED (Eddie Gamboa, AAA Baltimore, 2014)
I'm assuming it was in the process of recovering from knee surgery. Oh well. Middle relievers aren't that hard to audition.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
06 Mar 2019, 6:24pm
tepista wrote:
06 Mar 2019, 6:19pm
Steven Wright has the distinction of being the second knuckleballer, and 1st big-league knuckleballer to be flagged for a PED (Eddie Gamboa, AAA Baltimore, 2014)
I'm assuming it was in the process of recovering from knee surgery. Oh well. Middle relievers aren't that hard to audition.
oh, shut up. He needed that extra OOMPH to get from 50MPH to 60.
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Steven Wrong

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i'd like to congratulate Inder on becoming a dad. :cool:
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Schilling, Bauer, Buchholz, Syndergaard—that's a helluva xenophobic pitching rotation.
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