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https://abc13.com/sports/ex-astros-pitc ... a/5692640/

Houston steals signs, but not the right way, with white T shirts in the bleachers, but with video cameras.

edit* this one's better:
https://ftw.usatoday.com/2019/11/astros ... -video-mlb
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Brace yourself Doc...
Derek Jeter among 18 newcomers on Hall of Fame ballot
https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/281 ... atform=amp
Derek Jeter thrived in clutch momentsDerek Jeter and "clutch" are synonymous because of his approach and mindset.

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revbob wrote:
18 Nov 2019, 8:34pm
Brace yourself Doc...
Derek Jeter among 18 newcomers on Hall of Fame ballot
https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/281 ... atform=amp
Derek Jeter thrived in clutch momentsDerek Jeter and "clutch" are synonymous because of his approach and mindset.
First ballot guy—I'll obviously accept that. Great hitter, mediocre fielder, superb media romancer, and expert gift basket presenter. I'll only be annoyed if he's unanimous. It'd be funny if a Florida sportswriter doesn't vote for him because he's been such a cockhead with the Marlins.
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Yankees release fucking Ellsbury what a fucking waste.

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revbob wrote:
20 Nov 2019, 11:28pm
Yankees release fucking Ellsbury what a fucking waste.
ah man, this was gonna be his year.
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revbob wrote:
20 Nov 2019, 11:28pm
Yankees release fucking Ellsbury what a fucking waste.
He, Carl Pavano, Chris Davis, and Pablo Sandoval should golf together and just laugh and laugh and laugh.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Nov 2019, 7:19am
revbob wrote:
20 Nov 2019, 11:28pm
Yankees release fucking Ellsbury what a fucking waste.
He, Carl Pavano, Chris Davis, and Pablo Sandoval should golf together and just laugh and laugh and laugh.
Josh Hamilton will bring the party favors.
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tepista wrote:
21 Nov 2019, 10:41am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Nov 2019, 7:19am
revbob wrote:
20 Nov 2019, 11:28pm
Yankees release fucking Ellsbury what a fucking waste.
He, Carl Pavano, Chris Davis, and Pablo Sandoval should golf together and just laugh and laugh and laugh.
Josh Hamilton will bring the party favors.
If Carl Crawford is still alive, he's probably free.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Nov 2019, 12:01pm
If Carl Crawford is still alive, he's probably free.
At least he played his contract, even if he underperformed.
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:meh:

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Perfect for attracting drunk "woo girls." :rolleyes:
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tepista wrote:
27 Nov 2019, 2:50pm
Aubrey Huff prepares for Civil War

https://www.yahoo.com/news/former-baseb ... 52061.html
Says the guy who became very rich thanks to a powerful and determined labour union.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
27 Nov 2019, 4:42pm
tepista wrote:
27 Nov 2019, 2:50pm
Aubrey Huff prepares for Civil War

https://www.yahoo.com/news/former-baseb ... 52061.html
Says the guy who became very rich thanks to a powerful and determined labour union.
This just in "professional athlete is an asshole".

Bernie has actually been one of the biggest 2nd amendment supporters his whole time in Congress.

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revbob wrote:
27 Nov 2019, 6:11pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
27 Nov 2019, 4:42pm
tepista wrote:
27 Nov 2019, 2:50pm
Aubrey Huff prepares for Civil War

https://www.yahoo.com/news/former-baseb ... 52061.html
Says the guy who became very rich thanks to a powerful and determined labour union.
This just in "professional athlete is an asshole".

Bernie has actually been one of the biggest 2nd amendment supporters his whole time in Congress.
Ssh, something something Venezuela.
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