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Re: MLB 2019

Post by Inder » 25 Jul 2019, 7:20pm

Are you guys watching Jomboy's breakdowns? He's become huge over the past few weeks — really funny.






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Post by Flex » 25 Jul 2019, 8:11pm

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Post by Wolter » 25 Jul 2019, 8:13pm

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Re: MLB 2019

Post by Dr. Medulla » 25 Jul 2019, 8:22pm

Wolter wrote:
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That's as safe a bet as whether a puppy will hump your leg.
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Post by tepista » 25 Jul 2019, 9:38pm

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SOFT ROCK PUSSY! haha, Jackson Browne.
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Re: MLB 2019

Post by tepista » 26 Jul 2019, 6:00pm

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Re: MLB 2019

Post by Dr. Medulla » 26 Jul 2019, 9:09pm

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Re: MLB 2019

Post by revbob » 26 Jul 2019, 11:23pm

Yeah all in all pretty disgusting.

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Re: MLB 2019

Post by Wolter » 26 Jul 2019, 11:34pm

Fuck yeah, Hawk.
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Re: MLB 2019

Post by BostonBeaneater » 27 Jul 2019, 12:04am

Wolter wrote:
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Fuck yeah, Hawk.
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Re: MLB 2019

Post by Dr. Medulla » 27 Jul 2019, 6:33pm

2 observations:
1) Holy crap, Inder Jays. Six runs in the last two innings to send it to extras.
2) Yankees-Red Sox has a crazy 1978 vibe to it. Underperforming defending champ and the high-powered challenger soaring to a big mid-season lead, but the starting pitching suddenly looks super sketchy. Not making predictions, least of all as to how the regular season ends, but the Yankees' rotation would have me sweating if I were a fan.

edit: Hot fuck, thank you, Jays. All eight Rays fans are distraught.

edit, jr.: Yankees pitching has been all-time bad the past seven days: https://sports.yahoo.com/yankees-pitchi ... 31679.html
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Re: MLB 2019

Post by BostonBeaneater » 28 Jul 2019, 4:23pm

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Re: MLB 2019

Post by Dr. Medulla » 28 Jul 2019, 7:13pm

Stroman to New York, as speculated. Oh, wait, it's the … Mets? Um, okay. I love that the Mets make moves that force a person wonder whether they're idiots or seventh-dimension smart. *Looks at their record* The former.
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Re: MLB 2019

Post by Dr. Medulla » 31 Jul 2019, 9:15am

Cincy just got a whole lot Randianer. And Tito is having Manny flashbacks now.
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Re: MLB 2019

Post by Dr. Medulla » 31 Jul 2019, 4:52pm

Hmmm, the Astros seem serious about this winning-a-championship thing. Apparently the Red Sox and Yankees are more into other, non-championship-winning stuff.
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