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Post by tepista » 21 Aug 2019, 1:33pm

The use of gas-station sexual-enhancement pills in baseball is so prevalent that MLB sent out a memo warning players that their use could lead to positive PED tests, as at least two players have claimed this year, sources tell ESPN
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Re: MLB 2019

Post by revbob » 21 Aug 2019, 11:34pm

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The use of gas-station sexual-enhancement pills in baseball is so prevalent that MLB sent out a memo warning players that their use could lead to positive PED tests, as at least two players have claimed this year, sources tell ESPN
Wait MLB players, millionaires are buying gas station grade boner pills? To help with boners or with baseball?

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Post by Dr. Medulla » 22 Aug 2019, 6:45am

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Post by Flex » 22 Aug 2019, 9:49am

YOU MADE ONE MISTAKE, LENNON, YOU DOUBLE CROSSED MIKE LOVE AND LEFT HIM ALIVE

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Re: MLB 2019

Post by Dr. Medulla » 24 Aug 2019, 5:14pm

Good job, MLB, with your special weekend to increase viewership and then dress the players in the most ludicrously awful uniforms. Someone had to come up with the idea and then it made its way thru any number of approval hurdles. Remarkable.
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Re: MLB 2019

Post by tepista » 24 Aug 2019, 8:25pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
24 Aug 2019, 5:14pm
Good job, MLB, with your special weekend to increase viewership and then dress the players in the most ludicrously awful uniforms. Someone had to come up with the idea and then it made its way thru any number of approval hurdles. Remarkable.
LAD and NYY play eachother once every 3 years and no iconic unis
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Re: MLB 2019

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Does Ty Buttrey win players weekend?
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Post by Dr. Medulla » 24 Aug 2019, 9:00pm

tepista wrote:
24 Aug 2019, 8:45pm
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Does Ty Buttrey win players weekend?
:lol: How many lawyers at MLB's offices started fretting about that?
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Re: MLB 2019

Post by tepista » 24 Aug 2019, 9:17pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
24 Aug 2019, 9:00pm
tepista wrote:
24 Aug 2019, 8:45pm
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Does Ty Buttrey win players weekend?
:lol: How many lawyers at MLB's offices started fretting about that?
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Re: MLB 2019

Post by revbob » 25 Aug 2019, 5:37pm

So im sitting in an old man Sox bar and the Sox are playing that San Diego powerhouse known as the Padres. Manny Machado's new team. Guess what they still suck as predicted.

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Re: MLB 2019

Post by Dr. Medulla » 25 Aug 2019, 6:04pm

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25 Aug 2019, 5:37pm
So im sitting in an old man Sox bar and the Sox are playing that San Diego powerhouse known as the Padres. Manny Machado's new team. Guess what they still suck as predicted.
Beatin' the Sox today, tho.
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Re: MLB 2019

Post by revbob » 25 Aug 2019, 6:49pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
25 Aug 2019, 6:04pm
revbob wrote:
25 Aug 2019, 5:37pm
So im sitting in an old man Sox bar and the Sox are playing that San Diego powerhouse known as the Padres. Manny Machado's new team. Guess what they still suck as predicted.
Beatin' the Sox today, tho.
JBJ made an awesome catch in CF. I don't think it was clearing the fence but it was still impressive and even crappy teams win sometimes.

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Re: MLB 2019

Post by Dr. Medulla » 25 Aug 2019, 6:52pm

revbob wrote:
25 Aug 2019, 6:49pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
25 Aug 2019, 6:04pm
revbob wrote:
25 Aug 2019, 5:37pm
So im sitting in an old man Sox bar and the Sox are playing that San Diego powerhouse known as the Padres. Manny Machado's new team. Guess what they still suck as predicted.
Beatin' the Sox today, tho.
JBJ made an awesome catch in CF. I don't think it was clearing the fence but it was still impressive and even crappy teams win sometimes.
I think it would have hit the top of the fence, but, yeah, it was amazing the ability to time it with all that's happening. He's almost certainly the best CF of my Red Sox fandom (Coco Crisp is the only that comes close).
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Re: MLB 2019

Post by Dr. Medulla » 26 Aug 2019, 8:39am

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After the answers were revealed, I missed two obvious ones.
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Re: MLB 2019

Post by tepista » 27 Aug 2019, 5:28pm

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