The Growing Old Kinda Sucks thread

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101Walterton wrote:
13 May 2019, 6:34pm
Marky Dread wrote:
13 May 2019, 6:25pm
Heston wrote:
13 May 2019, 6:24pm
Marky Dread wrote:
13 May 2019, 6:22pm
This covers just about most of us.
It won't be long, will it? It kind of amuses me how this will probably actually happen.
It seems old people have no time for PiL or Wire.
They are all wired on pils that is the problem!!
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
13 May 2019, 6:40pm
Marky Dread wrote:
13 May 2019, 6:25pm
Heston wrote:
13 May 2019, 6:24pm
Marky Dread wrote:
13 May 2019, 6:22pm
This covers just about most of us.
It won't be long, will it? It kind of amuses me how this will probably actually happen.
It seems old people have no time for PiL or Wire.
AHEM!
Your milk and cookies will be here shortly.
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Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty


We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.

"Without the common people you're nothing"

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Marky Dread wrote:
13 May 2019, 6:45pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
13 May 2019, 6:40pm
Marky Dread wrote:
13 May 2019, 6:25pm
Heston wrote:
13 May 2019, 6:24pm
Marky Dread wrote:
13 May 2019, 6:22pm
This covers just about most of us.
It won't be long, will it? It kind of amuses me how this will probably actually happen.
It seems old people have no time for PiL or Wire.
AHEM!
Your milk and cookies will be here shortly.
Skim milk only! My bowels can't handle all that milk fat nowadays!
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
13 May 2019, 7:07pm
Marky Dread wrote:
13 May 2019, 6:45pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
13 May 2019, 6:40pm
Marky Dread wrote:
13 May 2019, 6:25pm
Heston wrote:
13 May 2019, 6:24pm


It won't be long, will it? It kind of amuses me how this will probably actually happen.
It seems old people have no time for PiL or Wire.
AHEM!
Your milk and cookies will be here shortly.
Skim milk only! My bowels can't handle all that milk fat nowadays!
Sorry gramps.
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Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty


We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.

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Marky Dread wrote:
13 May 2019, 7:15pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
13 May 2019, 7:07pm
Marky Dread wrote:
13 May 2019, 6:45pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
13 May 2019, 6:40pm
Marky Dread wrote:
13 May 2019, 6:25pm


It seems old people have no time for PiL or Wire.
AHEM!
Your milk and cookies will be here shortly.
Skim milk only! My bowels can't handle all that milk fat nowadays!
Sorry gramps.
And this is why old people vote Tory.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
13 May 2019, 7:19pm
Marky Dread wrote:
13 May 2019, 7:15pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
13 May 2019, 7:07pm
Marky Dread wrote:
13 May 2019, 6:45pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
13 May 2019, 6:40pm


AHEM!
Your milk and cookies will be here shortly.
Skim milk only! My bowels can't handle all that milk fat nowadays!
Sorry gramps.
And this is why old people vote Tory.
They know best always. Even when they are wrong they know better than anyone else.
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Shiver me timbers, ye scurvy dogs!

So my cataract is getting worse (and I'm still six weeks from my ophthalmologist appointment) and wearing reading glasses for too long is giving me a headache, party because my fucked eye thinks the lens is dirty. So I'm trying an experiment with an eyepatch to see if that will alleviate some of the problem. All in all, this really, really sucks.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 May 2019, 12:46pm
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Shiver me timbers, ye scurvy dogs!

So my cataract is getting worse (and I'm still six weeks from my ophthalmologist appointment) and wearing reading glasses for too long is giving me a headache, party because my fucked eye thinks the lens is dirty. So I'm trying an experiment with an eyepatch to see if that will alleviate some of the problem. All in all, this really, really sucks.
at least you look more joyful than usual :shifty:
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Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
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Flex wrote:
28 May 2019, 12:52pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 May 2019, 12:46pm
argh.jpg
Shiver me timbers, ye scurvy dogs!

So my cataract is getting worse (and I'm still six weeks from my ophthalmologist appointment) and wearing reading glasses for too long is giving me a headache, party because my fucked eye thinks the lens is dirty. So I'm trying an experiment with an eyepatch to see if that will alleviate some of the problem. All in all, this really, really sucks.
at least you look more joyful than usual :shifty:
My right eye was consuming all my excess happiness.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 May 2019, 12:46pm
argh.jpg
Shiver me timbers, ye scurvy dogs!

So my cataract is getting worse (and I'm still six weeks from my ophthalmologist appointment) and wearing reading glasses for too long is giving me a headache, party because my fucked eye thinks the lens is dirty. So I'm trying an experiment with an eyepatch to see if that will alleviate some of the problem. All in all, this really, really sucks.
You look super cool though. Like Bart Simpson's hopes for his own future cool.
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Kory wrote:
28 May 2019, 12:56pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 May 2019, 12:46pm
argh.jpg
Shiver me timbers, ye scurvy dogs!

So my cataract is getting worse (and I'm still six weeks from my ophthalmologist appointment) and wearing reading glasses for too long is giving me a headache, party because my fucked eye thinks the lens is dirty. So I'm trying an experiment with an eyepatch to see if that will alleviate some of the problem. All in all, this really, really sucks.
You look super cool though. Like Bart Simpson's hopes for his own future cool.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 May 2019, 12:46pm
argh.jpg
Shiver me timbers, ye scurvy dogs!

So my cataract is getting worse (and I'm still six weeks from my ophthalmologist appointment) and wearing reading glasses for too long is giving me a headache, party because my fucked eye thinks the lens is dirty. So I'm trying an experiment with an eyepatch to see if that will alleviate some of the problem. All in all, this really, really sucks.
Oh no. That's horrible. I hope you find some relief soon.

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The Boss just responded to the picture, saying I look like "a goofy old man." Sigh. Five hours till I start drinking.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 May 2019, 12:46pm
argh.jpg
Shiver me timbers, ye scurvy dogs!

So my cataract is getting worse (and I'm still six weeks from my ophthalmologist appointment) and wearing reading glasses for too long is giving me a headache, party because my fucked eye thinks the lens is dirty. So I'm trying an experiment with an eyepatch to see if that will alleviate some of the problem. All in all, this really, really sucks.
That's bad news mate. But on the plus side Dr. Hook are looking for a new vocalist and with your name you only need drop the Medulla and you're done. :mrgreen:
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My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty


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No fuchsias for you.

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Marky Dread wrote:
28 May 2019, 2:21pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 May 2019, 12:46pm
argh.jpg
Shiver me timbers, ye scurvy dogs!

So my cataract is getting worse (and I'm still six weeks from my ophthalmologist appointment) and wearing reading glasses for too long is giving me a headache, party because my fucked eye thinks the lens is dirty. So I'm trying an experiment with an eyepatch to see if that will alleviate some of the problem. All in all, this really, really sucks.
That's bad news mate. But on the plus side Dr. Hook are looking for a new vocalist and with your name you only need drop the Medulla and you're done. :mrgreen:
Bad to worse. :yuck:
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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