The Growing Old Kinda Sucks thread

[Marky Dread]

Every time I cut my toenails is more difficult than the time before.

Is that a back/flexibility thing or a hard nails thing?

Flexibility and vision.

Oh man, join the club. Nothing makes me grumpier than cutting toenails.

[Dr. Medulla]

Every time I cut my toenails is more difficult than the time before.

Is that a back/flexibility thing or a hard nails thing?

Flexibility and vision.

Time to be a fancy dog and start going to salons.

[revbob]

Every time I cut my toenails is more difficult than the time before.

Is that a back/flexibility thing or a hard nails thing?

Flexibility and vision.

Time to be a fancy dog and start going to salons.

Go to a place with the fish that eat the dead skin on your feet too.

[Dr. Medulla]

Every time I cut my toenails is more difficult than the time before.

Is that a back/flexibility thing or a hard nails thing?

Flexibility and vision.

Time to be a fancy dog and start going to salons.

Go to a place with the fish that eat the dead skin on your feet too.

I will contribute $25 to this if we can get video. A video of Beaneater getting the full spa treatment would be our just reward for surviving the pandemic.

[revbob]

Is that a back/flexibility thing or a hard nails thing?

Flexibility and vision.

Time to be a fancy dog and start going to salons.

Go to a place with the fish that eat the dead skin on your feet too.

I will contribute $25 to this if we can get video. A video of Beaneater getting the full spa treatment would be our just reward for surviving the pandemic.

Im in there's gotta be places like this in Connecticut.

[Dr. Medulla]

Flexibility and vision.

Time to be a fancy dog and start going to salons.

Go to a place with the fish that eat the dead skin on your feet too.

I will contribute $25 to this if we can get video. A video of Beaneater getting the full spa treatment would be our just reward for surviving the pandemic.

Im in there's gotta be places like this in Connecticut.

Someone set up a GoFundMe to beautify Beaneater's cloven hooves!

[BostonBeaneater]

Time to be a fancy dog and start going to salons.

Go to a place with the fish that eat the dead skin on your feet too.

I will contribute $25 to this if we can get video. A video of Beaneater getting the full spa treatment would be our just reward for surviving the pandemic.

Im in there's gotta be places like this in Connecticut.

Someone set up a GoFundMe to beautify Beaneater's cloven hooves!

I'll do it.

[Dr. Medulla]

Go to a place with the fish that eat the dead skin on your feet too.

I will contribute $25 to this if we can get video. A video of Beaneater getting the full spa treatment would be our just reward for surviving the pandemic.

Im in there's gotta be places like this in Connecticut.

Someone set up a GoFundMe to beautify Beaneater's cloven hooves!

I'll do it.

Research where you can get it done, cost, and all that and I'll be the bag man.

[Mimi]

lol
I'm so ticklish, I'm not sure I could handle that.

[JennyB]

All men should get regular pedicures because feet, especially dude feet, are GROSS.

[Dr. Medulla]

All men should get regular pedicures because feet, especially dude feet, are GROSS.

My feet are like silk, rainbows, and opium.

[Mimi]

All men should get regular pedicures because feet, especially dude feet, are GROSS.

My feet are like silk, rainbows, and opium.

I was going to post hashtag notallmalefeet for funsies, but dammit, doc, you beat me to it.

[JennyB]

All men should get regular pedicures because feet, especially dude feet, are GROSS.

My feet are like silk, rainbows, and opium.

GROSS silk, rainbows, and opium!

[JennyB]

All men should get regular pedicures because feet, especially dude feet, are GROSS.

My feet are like silk, rainbows, and opium.

I was going to post hashtag notallmalefeet for funsies, but dammit, doc, you beat me to it.

#ALLFEET

(I may have a problem).

[Mimi]

All men should get regular pedicures because feet, especially dude feet, are GROSS.

My feet are like silk, rainbows, and opium.

I was going to post hashtag notallmalefeet for funsies, but dammit, doc, you beat me to it.

#ALLFEET

(I may have a problem).

#IHearYa

(no you don't)