Full English Breakfast Survivor Poll Round One
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Full English Breakfast Survivor Poll Round One
Which ingredient would you eject first from this array of treats? Poll runs for 2 days.
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- Heston
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Re: Full English Breakfast Survivor Poll Round One
FUCK BEANZ
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Re: Full English Breakfast Survivor Poll Round One
Fried bread? Are you North American Indians?
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Re: Full English Breakfast Survivor Poll Round One
I think the Cockneys call it Fried Slice.
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Re: Full English Breakfast Survivor Poll Round One
That boiled tomato or whatever is vile, but nothing is worse than mushrooms.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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Re: Full English Breakfast Survivor Poll Round One
I have a bean ally.
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Re: Full English Breakfast Survivor Poll Round One
Chopped into quarters and fried in a saucepan in butter until they are very well done. Fucking scrumptious. Have you had a Full English in England?
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Re: Full English Breakfast Survivor Poll Round One
I must admit I gave up fried bread many years ago as you get a heart attack just smelling it, but done right it is wonderful.
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Fuck yeah. The Boss often makes fry bread for various indigenous events. De-fucking-licious, but you can feel your arteries hardening as you swallow.
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Re: Full English Breakfast Survivor Poll Round One
I really didn't know it was a North American Indian thing, that's interesting.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑23 Sep 2019, 6:22pmFuck yeah. The Boss often makes fry bread for various indigenous events. De-fucking-licious, but you can feel your arteries hardening as you swallow.
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No idea about who has claim to its origins—it's so simple that it makes sense that various peoples came up with it independently—but I associate it with indigenous peoples here.Heston wrote: ↑23 Sep 2019, 6:32pmI really didn't know it was a North American Indian thing, that's interesting.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑23 Sep 2019, 6:22pmFuck yeah. The Boss often makes fry bread for various indigenous events. De-fucking-licious, but you can feel your arteries hardening as you swallow.
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Re: Full English Breakfast Survivor Poll Round One
I like beans, but everything listed here is delicious so I'm begrudgingly taking the syphilitic position this time.
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Re: Full English Breakfast Survivor Poll Round One
You've bean a good friend over the years.
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Re: Full English Breakfast Survivor Poll Round One
Look who's forgotten the lesson of that "Detroit Rock City" poll from a few months back.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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I can't stop singing "black pudding" to the tune of Black Diamond.
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