Full English Breakfast Survivor Poll Round One

Sweet action for kids 'n' cretins. Marjoram and capers.

Which goes first?

Poll ended at 25 Sep 2019, 5:47pm

Bacon
0
No votes
Sausage
1
5%
Eggs
1
5%
Tomatoes
2
10%
Beans
4
20%
Mushrooms
2
10%
Toast
1
5%
Fried Bread
2
10%
Black Pudding
4
20%
Hash Browns
3
15%
 
Total votes: 20

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Which ingredient would you eject first from this array of treats? Poll runs for 2 days.
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FUCK BEANZ
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Fried bread? Are you North American Indians?
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
23 Sep 2019, 6:11pm
Fried bread? Are you North American Indians?
I think the Cockneys call it Fried Slice.
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That boiled tomato or whatever is vile, but nothing is worse than mushrooms.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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I have a bean ally.
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matedog wrote:
23 Sep 2019, 6:14pm
That boiled tomato or whatever is vile, but nothing is worse than mushrooms.
Chopped into quarters and fried in a saucepan in butter until they are very well done. Fucking scrumptious. Have you had a Full English in England?
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I must admit I gave up fried bread many years ago as you get a heart attack just smelling it, but done right it is wonderful.
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Heston wrote:
23 Sep 2019, 6:19pm
I must admit I gave up fried bread many years ago as you get a heart attack just smelling it, but done right it is wonderful.
Fuck yeah. The Boss often makes fry bread for various indigenous events. De-fucking-licious, but you can feel your arteries hardening as you swallow.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
23 Sep 2019, 6:22pm
Heston wrote:
23 Sep 2019, 6:19pm
I must admit I gave up fried bread many years ago as you get a heart attack just smelling it, but done right it is wonderful.
Fuck yeah. The Boss often makes fry bread for various indigenous events. De-fucking-licious, but you can feel your arteries hardening as you swallow.
I really didn't know it was a North American Indian thing, that's interesting.
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Heston wrote:
23 Sep 2019, 6:32pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
23 Sep 2019, 6:22pm
Heston wrote:
23 Sep 2019, 6:19pm
I must admit I gave up fried bread many years ago as you get a heart attack just smelling it, but done right it is wonderful.
Fuck yeah. The Boss often makes fry bread for various indigenous events. De-fucking-licious, but you can feel your arteries hardening as you swallow.
I really didn't know it was a North American Indian thing, that's interesting.
No idea about who has claim to its origins—it's so simple that it makes sense that various peoples came up with it independently—but I associate it with indigenous peoples here.
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Heston wrote:
23 Sep 2019, 5:47pm
FUCK BEANZ
I like beans, but everything listed here is delicious so I'm begrudgingly taking the syphilitic position this time.
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Flex wrote:
23 Sep 2019, 6:48pm
Heston wrote:
23 Sep 2019, 5:47pm
FUCK BEANZ
I like beans, but everything listed here is delicious so I'm begrudgingly taking the syphilitic position this time.
You've bean a good friend over the years.
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Flex wrote:
23 Sep 2019, 6:48pm
Heston wrote:
23 Sep 2019, 5:47pm
FUCK BEANZ
I like beans, but everything listed here is delicious so I'm begrudgingly taking the syphilitic position this time.
Look who's forgotten the lesson of that "Detroit Rock City" poll from a few months back.
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I can't stop singing "black pudding" to the tune of Black Diamond.
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