Full English Breakfast Survivor Poll Round One

Sweet action for kids 'n' cretins. Marjoram and capers.

Which goes first?

Poll ended at 25 Sep 2019, 5:47pm

Bacon
0
No votes
Sausage
1
5%
Eggs
1
5%
Tomatoes
2
10%
Beans
4
20%
Mushrooms
2
10%
Toast
1
5%
Fried Bread
2
10%
Black Pudding
4
20%
Hash Browns
3
15%
 
Total votes: 20

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Heston wrote:
23 Sep 2019, 6:19pm
I must admit I gave up fried bread many years ago as you get a heart attack just smelling it, but done right it is wonderful.
Wrong on beans correct on fried slice!

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To me, beans are what make it a full ENGLISH. Otherwise it's just regular breakfast.
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Heston wrote:
23 Sep 2019, 6:13pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
23 Sep 2019, 6:11pm
Fried bread? Are you North American Indians?
I think the Cockneys call it Fried Slice.

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I voted beans because despite liking them I’m too American to want to eat them before about 11am.
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Heston wrote:
23 Sep 2019, 6:17pm
matedog wrote:
23 Sep 2019, 6:14pm
That boiled tomato or whatever is vile, but nothing is worse than mushrooms.
Chopped into quarters and fried in a saucepan in butter until they are very well done. Fucking scrumptious. Have you had a Full English in England?
I just can’t stand mushrooms in general, not just the English attempt.

I had it the first time I went ages ago. There were like two things I could eat.
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Wolter wrote:
23 Sep 2019, 7:43pm
I voted beans because despite liking them I’m too American to want to eat them before about 11am.
I'm thinking the same but for tomatoes. In sliced form at least
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tepista wrote:
23 Sep 2019, 8:34pm
Wolter wrote:
23 Sep 2019, 7:43pm
I voted beans because despite liking them I’m too American to want to eat them before about 11am.
I'm thinking the same but for tomatoes. In sliced form at least
Cut in half and grilled :approve:

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
23 Sep 2019, 6:50pm
Flex wrote:
23 Sep 2019, 6:48pm
Heston wrote:
23 Sep 2019, 5:47pm
FUCK BEANZ
I like beans, but everything listed here is delicious so I'm begrudgingly taking the syphilitic position this time.
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Well I went to bed at the wrong time last night.

Eggs for me as they're vile little fart nuggets.

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Which monster voted the true king of the fry up, the sausage?

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BitterTom wrote:
24 Sep 2019, 1:31am
Which monster voted the true king of the fry up, the sausage?
You can’t talk how can you have a fry up without eggs????

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101Walterton wrote:
24 Sep 2019, 2:03am
BitterTom wrote:
24 Sep 2019, 1:31am
Which monster voted the true king of the fry up, the sausage?
You can’t talk how can you have a fry up without eggs????
Yeah, they may be the most important thing.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Not a big fan of black pudding.
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?

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Flex wrote:
23 Sep 2019, 10:02pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
23 Sep 2019, 6:50pm
Flex wrote:
23 Sep 2019, 6:48pm
Heston wrote:
23 Sep 2019, 5:47pm
FUCK BEANZ
I like beans, but everything listed here is delicious so I'm begrudgingly taking the syphilitic position this time.
Look who's forgotten the lesson of that "Detroit Rock City" poll from a few months back.
Oh, I remember how you voted and why.
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Olaf wrote:
24 Sep 2019, 4:40am
Not a big fan of black pudding.
Same

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