Full English Breakfast Survivor Poll Round One

[tepista]

Which monster voted the true king of the fry up, the sausage?

You can’t talk how can you have a fry up without eggs????

I'm actually allergic to eggs in fried/boiled/poached etc form. Though even if I wasn't their niff would still put me off.

I have eggs sunny, w/ sausages and hash browns at least once a week

[tepista]

I'm sure we all remember the cereal commercial that ended with "Fruity Pebbles (or whatever) is part of a complete breakfast" then it would show the bowl of cereal accompanied by a stack of pancakes, a pitcher of orange juice and a fuckload of bacon, eggs, and toast. But Inder is right, no mushrooms.

[Dr. Medulla]

I'm sure we all remember the cereal commercial that ended with "Fruity Pebbles (or whatever) is part of a complete breakfast" then it would show the bowl of cereal accompanied by a stack of pancakes, a pitcher of orange juice and a fuckload of bacon, eggs, and toast. But Inder is right, no mushrooms.

I remember Roger Ebert commenting on this ads that would describe Fudge Sugar Brownie O's as "part of a balanced nutritional breakfast," which he added, yeah, the unbalanced part of it.

[Kory]

Just to be clear, the last 5 items left standing will make up the quintessential Full English Breakfast, and there will be no more debate about what makes up the perfect fry up. But I will let the voting run to see what our favourite item is.

It's just going to be a regular fucking breakfast, what's the point

[Kory]

Not a big fan of black pudding.

Black and white pudding are both amazing

[Dr. Medulla]

Just to be clear, the last 5 items left standing will make up the quintessential Full English Breakfast, and there will be no more debate about what makes up the perfect fry up. But I will let the voting run to see what our favourite item is.

It's just going to be a regular fucking breakfast, what's the point

The common thread of a Heston argument is the elimination of the gravity that holds the elements together.

[Kory]

Just to be clear, the last 5 items left standing will make up the quintessential Full English Breakfast, and there will be no more debate about what makes up the perfect fry up. But I will let the voting run to see what our favourite item is.

It's just going to be a regular fucking breakfast, what's the point

The common thread of a Heston argument is the elimination of the gravity that holds the elements together.

Heston is the Weak Nuclear Force.

[Dr. Medulla]

Just to be clear, the last 5 items left standing will make up the quintessential Full English Breakfast, and there will be no more debate about what makes up the perfect fry up. But I will let the voting run to see what our favourite item is.

It's just going to be a regular fucking breakfast, what's the point

The common thread of a Heston argument is the elimination of the gravity that holds the elements together.

Heston is the Weak Nuclear Force.

We might be onto something here.

[Heston]

Just to be clear, the last 5 items left standing will make up the quintessential Full English Breakfast, and there will be no more debate about what makes up the perfect fry up. But I will let the voting run to see what our favourite item is.

It's just going to be a regular fucking breakfast, what's the point

I'm not sure

[Kory]

Just to be clear, the last 5 items left standing will make up the quintessential Full English Breakfast, and there will be no more debate about what makes up the perfect fry up. But I will let the voting run to see what our favourite item is.

It's just going to be a regular fucking breakfast, what's the point

I'm not sure

So this is a fry-up, what's a rinse-up? Nick Frost says it all the time on IG.

[Heston]

Black pudding and beans would be my choice to go first, so pretty pleased so far. Hopefully will get one more vote for beans and get the fucking pair of them removed in one go. Black pudding is just a boring texture and no interesting taste, though it can be acceptable with a dash of HP sauce. As for white pudding, it is fucking awful, and would have been first to go if I'd included it.

[Heston]

Just to be clear, the last 5 items left standing will make up the quintessential Full English Breakfast, and there will be no more debate about what makes up the perfect fry up. But I will let the voting run to see what our favourite item is.

It's just going to be a regular fucking breakfast, what's the point

I'm not sure

So this is a fry-up, what's a rinse-up? Nick Frost says it all the time on IG.

From what I can gather it's like a mix tape.

[Kory]

Just to be clear, the last 5 items left standing will make up the quintessential Full English Breakfast, and there will be no more debate about what makes up the perfect fry up. But I will let the voting run to see what our favourite item is.

It's just going to be a regular fucking breakfast, what's the point

I'm not sure

So this is a fry-up, what's a rinse-up? Nick Frost says it all the time on IG.

From what I can gather it's like a mix tape.

I tried searching for it but I couldn't find any info. Thanks!

[BitterTom]

Bacon is very much like Toto's Africa. Very listenable, great tune but unfairly lorded over the better, but less heard Hold The Line (sausage) and on a par with Rosanna (beans) but no, bacon (Africa) gets all the praise.

[tepista]

So this is a fry-up, what's a rinse-up? Nick Frost says it all the time on IG.

I'm just gonna guess: washing your dick in a sink in a public restroom.