Full English Breakfast Survivor Poll Round Three

Sweet action for kids 'n' cretins. Marjoram and capers.

Which one do you want to eject?

Poll ended at 27 Sep 2019, 8:03pm

Bacon
1
6%
Dausages
0
No votes
Egg
1
6%
Mushrooms
6
38%
Tomatoes
2
13%
Toast
1
6%
Hash Browns
5
31%
 
Total votes: 16

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Fried bread has been cast aside on cholesterol grounds. Shit that delicious comes at a price.
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Toast is fucking boring. Fuck toast.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Heston wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 8:04pm
Toast is fucking boring. Fuck toast.
Toast is the foundation for all kinds of wonderful toppings. Bread/toast is as basic and essential to human culture as it gets, you lizardoid.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 8:07pm
Heston wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 8:04pm
Toast is fucking boring. Fuck toast.
Toast is the foundation for all kinds of wonderful toppings. Bread/toast is as basic and essential to human culture as it gets, you lizardoid.
Yeah, but with a full English it is naked. At best it has a lashing of best butter.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Heston wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 8:09pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 8:07pm
Heston wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 8:04pm
Toast is fucking boring. Fuck toast.
Toast is the foundation for all kinds of wonderful toppings. Bread/toast is as basic and essential to human culture as it gets, you lizardoid.
Yeah, but with a full English it is naked. At best it has a lashing of best butter.
You're not allowed to use the toast in support of other food? Are you people deranged?
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 8:19pm
Heston wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 8:09pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 8:07pm
Heston wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 8:04pm
Toast is fucking boring. Fuck toast.
Toast is the foundation for all kinds of wonderful toppings. Bread/toast is as basic and essential to human culture as it gets, you lizardoid.
Yeah, but with a full English it is naked. At best it has a lashing of best butter.
You're not allowed to use the toast in support of other food? Are you people deranged?
No, we are quite sane...


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Heston wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 8:33pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 8:19pm
Heston wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 8:09pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 8:07pm
Heston wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 8:04pm
Toast is fucking boring. Fuck toast.
Toast is the foundation for all kinds of wonderful toppings. Bread/toast is as basic and essential to human culture as it gets, you lizardoid.
Yeah, but with a full English it is naked. At best it has a lashing of best butter.
You're not allowed to use the toast in support of other food? Are you people deranged?
No, we are quite sane...


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Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 9:02pm
Heston wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 8:33pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 8:19pm
Heston wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 8:09pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 8:07pm


Toast is the foundation for all kinds of wonderful toppings. Bread/toast is as basic and essential to human culture as it gets, you lizardoid.
Yeah, but with a full English it is naked. At best it has a lashing of best butter.
You're not allowed to use the toast in support of other food? Are you people deranged?
No, we are quite sane...


I kept waiting for them to tell me that Bela Lugosi was dead.
I’d lay my hat on it!

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Toast is perfect for adding pieces of egg and bacon or sausage. Also if you're not some weirdo who cooks their yolks all the way thru you can use it to mop up all that yolky goodness.

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revbob wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 9:15pm
Toast is perfect for adding pieces of egg and bacon or sausage. Also if you're not some weirdo who cooks their yolks all the way thru you can use it to mop up all that yolky goodness.
Exactly. Outside of straight cereal, hot or cold, toast is a vital part of breakfast.
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revbob wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 9:15pm
Toast is perfect for adding pieces of egg and bacon or sausage. Also if you're not some weirdo who cooks their yolks all the way thru you can use it to mop up all that yolky goodness.
Eggs easy over or get out of Dodge.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 9:23pm
revbob wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 9:15pm
Toast is perfect for adding pieces of egg and bacon or sausage. Also if you're not some weirdo who cooks their yolks all the way thru you can use it to mop up all that yolky goodness.
Exactly. Outside of straight cereal, hot or cold, toast is a vital part of breakfast.
Keep it off my 5 item full english plate, it's a fucking waste of space. Warm, dried out bread can easily be replaced with more bacon.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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I enjoy mushrooms for breakfast, but it's not really "quintessential american breakfast" material, so off it goes.

toast rules and I shan't hear a word against it.
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Flex wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 9:52pm
I enjoy mushrooms for breakfast, but it's not really "quintessential american breakfast" material, so off it goes.

toast rules and I shan't hear a word against it.
We ain't talking about a "full American" breakfast here, stud.

Mushrooms will make it through to the last 5, count on it.
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Heston wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 9:41pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 9:23pm
revbob wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 9:15pm
Toast is perfect for adding pieces of egg and bacon or sausage. Also if you're not some weirdo who cooks their yolks all the way thru you can use it to mop up all that yolky goodness.
Exactly. Outside of straight cereal, hot or cold, toast is a vital part of breakfast.
Keep it off my 5 item full english plate, it's a fucking waste of space. Warm, dried out bread can easily be replaced with more bacon.
A person who argues against bread/toast signals their divorce from human culture.
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