Full American Survivor Poll Round 5

[Heston]

That's me finished with polls.

[Mimi]

Minus the blood thing, I'd eat a full English. And I wouldn't need to be hungover to do it.

[Heston]

Which degenerate voted bacon?

[Flex]

I actually love the full English breakfast from my experiences in your terrible country. I had wonderful blood pudding at the country inn Maj had me and Wendy stay stay at during his wedding.

[Flex]

Anyways, sausage can go fuck itself from here on out.

[Heston]

Anyways, sausage can go fuck itself from here on out.

You've had the wrong sausages.

[Wolter]

Anyways, sausage can go fuck itself from here on out.

You've had the wrong sausages.

It’s weird here that I agree with Heston, but sausage is the champion of any breakfast.

[Heston]

Anyways, sausage can go fuck itself from here on out.

You've had the wrong sausages.

It’s weird here that I agree with Heston, but sausage is the champion of any breakfast.

Flex has probably had some vacuum-packed shit from Minnesota. He needs a real sausage inside him.

[Wolter]

Anyways, sausage can go fuck itself from here on out.

You've had the wrong sausages.

It’s weird here that I agree with Heston, but sausage is the champion of any breakfast.

Flex has probably had some vacuum-packed shit from Minnesota. He needs a real sausage inside him.

Good sausage is about as good as anything.

[Flex]

I've had good sausage, but the calorie hit you take is almost never worth it. Better to have a few nice pieces of bacon and save your calorie budget for beer later (or whatever)

[Wolter]

I've had good sausage, but the calorie hit you take is almost never worth it. Better to have a few nice pieces of bacon and save your calorie budget for beer later (or whatever)

Bah. I’m judging this based on a single meal, not a sustainable life.
*dies of a heart attack in 2023*

[Wolter]

I’m putting it out there, too: bacon is great, but sausage is better.

[Flex]

I've had good sausage, but the calorie hit you take is almost never worth it. Better to have a few nice pieces of bacon and save your calorie budget for beer later (or whatever)

Bah. I’m judging this based on a single meal, not a sustainable life.
*dies of a heart attack in 2023*

Mmmmm, I dunno. I was voting based on like median quality of items. Does the best sausage beat the best bacon in a single meal? I'd sign onto that. But median bacon is better than median sausage and less bad for you, so off goes sausage. Sausage is usually a trap to make a healthy-ish breakfast way less healthy for not as much tastiness as you'd hope.

[Heston]

I’m putting it out there, too: bacon is great, but sausage is better.

Bacon is still king . Maple cured is my favourite, to my eternal shame.

[revbob]

I’m putting it out there, too: bacon is great, but sausage is better.

Bacon is still king . Maple cured is my favourite, to my eternal shame.

You're not wrong here.

If there's a sausage that's better than bacon I've never had it. I'll try it but like Ed Sheeran I don't think I'll change my mind.

Edit : I didn't mean to imply that Ed Sheeran was good like sausage is.