Full English Breakfast Survivor Poll - The Final

Sweet action for kids 'n' cretins. Marjoram and capers.

Choose the one you want rid of...

Poll ended at 02 Oct 2019, 5:03am

Bacon
6
50%
Eggs
6
50%
 
Total votes: 12

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Full English Breakfast Survivor Poll - The Final

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In a big shock, sausages go out. Hash browns finally get ejected. Time to choose your favourite breakfast item. Vote for the one you want to put in the kitchen bin.
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Cornflakes.

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If it were a choice between foods irrespective of time-of-day meal, I keep bacon. But, as I suggested the last round, eggs are almost exclusively associated with breakfast, so I go with keeping eggs.
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I guess I no longer understand the importance of this. I so rarely have one without the other.

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Sort of a false choice at this point, but I'd rather have a side of bacon with my oatmeal than a side of eggs, so let's protect bacon in the final, I suppose.
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It wouldn't be a Heston Poll™️ without a conclusion that the entire premise is flawed.
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In conclusion: England is terrible.
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the real victory happened in round five or whatever when we turned the english breakfast into a good, freedom-loving american breakfast anyways. the rest of the this has just been seeing how the sausage gets unmade, so to speak.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Oct 2019, 9:48am
It wouldn't be a Heston Poll™️ without a conclusion that the entire premise is flawed.
Snausages!
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Heston wrote:
01 Oct 2019, 11:22am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Oct 2019, 9:48am
It wouldn't be a Heston Poll™️ without a conclusion that the entire premise is flawed.
Snausages!
Dausages!
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This was doomed since baked beans went out, what a farce.

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BitterTom wrote:
01 Oct 2019, 1:49pm
This was doomed since baked beans went out, what a farce.
It has been a clusterfuck, I fully admit. I never learn.

See you on Friday for another poll.
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Heston wrote:
01 Oct 2019, 6:40pm
BitterTom wrote:
01 Oct 2019, 1:49pm
This was doomed since baked beans went out, what a farce.
It has been a clusterfuck, I fully admit. I never learn.

See you on Friday for another poll.
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I suppose I'm more versatile with bacon than I am with eggs. But I rarely eat eggs outside of breakfast. Yeah this whole thing is a mess.

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This is about breakfast not whether you prefer eggs over bacon or ah fuck it

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