Constipation Vs. Thread lock

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Constipation Vs. Thread lock

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It's tough shit either way. :lol:
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Yeah. Talk about thread lock holiday.
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?

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I've been constipated only once in my adult life, last year, after I took too many muscle relaxants (fixed my back strain really well, mind you). It was actually rather freaky because all the laxatives and fibre supplements didn't seem to work. Anyway, kids, read the directions on the OTC medicine bottle.
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Has he been locked out of all the threads? I hope so.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Dreadlock don't deal with thread lock!
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I was prescribed OxyContin when I had my wisdom teeth out in the 90s. They worked very well but stopped all movement for like a week.
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
28 Nov 2019, 12:54pm
I was prescribed OxyContin when I had my wisdom teeth out in the 90s. They worked very well but stopped all movement for like a week.
I knew someone who had her wisdom teeth out and a piece broke off and ended up in her sinus cavity. More disturbing, I found out that this wasn't that unusual.
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Reminds me I've got a dental appointment tomorrow.
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Olaf wrote:
28 Nov 2019, 1:59pm
Reminds me I've got a dental appointment tomorrow.
Good luck hope its nothing more than a check up and the findings are favourable.
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Olaf wrote:
28 Nov 2019, 1:59pm
Reminds me I've got a dental appointment tomorrow.
You might want to take some exlax just to make sure you're regular.

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revbob wrote:
28 Nov 2019, 7:02pm
Olaf wrote:
28 Nov 2019, 1:59pm
Reminds me I've got a dental appointment tomorrow.
You might want to take some exlax just to make sure you're regular.
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What's this all about?

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Mimi wrote:
28 Nov 2019, 9:31pm
What's this all about?
Look into the trainwreck of the most recent thread in the BAD subforum. We were dealing with a recurrence of herpes markyjacobs.
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Mimi wrote:
28 Nov 2019, 9:31pm
What's this all about?
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Mimi wrote:
28 Nov 2019, 9:31pm
What's this all about?
You put your left arm in
your left arm out
in, out, in, out
you shake it all about

You do the hokey cokey
and you turn around
that's what it's all about
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