The Kaleb Horton Deceased Estonian Trade Minister Thread, 2020 edition

[revbob]

You picked a fine time to leave us, Kenny Rogers …

You missed a golden opportunity to use an obvious gambler reference.

No love for the “Lucille” one I did use?

A bit esoteric ...or probably just me because the Gambler is the only song of his I know. I had to look yours up.

[Dr. Medulla]

You picked a fine time to leave us, Kenny Rogers …

You missed a golden opportunity to use an obvious gambler reference.

No love for the “Lucille” one I did use?

A bit esoteric ...or probably just me because the Gambler is the only song of his I know. I had to look yours up.

Two dumb Kenny Rogers-related jokes I remember as a kid:
What did the farmer say to his broken wagon? You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel.
What do you call Dolly Parton's boobs when she's having a bath? Islands in the stream.

[revbob]

You picked a fine time to leave us, Kenny Rogers …

You missed a golden opportunity to use an obvious gambler reference.

No love for the “Lucille” one I did use?

A bit esoteric ...or probably just me because the Gambler is the only song of his I know. I had to look yours up.

Two dumb Kenny Rogers-related jokes I remember as a kid:
What did the farmer say to his broken wagon? You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel.
What do you call Dolly Parton's boobs when she's having a bath? Islands in the stream.

Is Islands in the Stream another of his songs?

[Dr. Medulla]

You missed a golden opportunity to use an obvious gambler reference.

No love for the “Lucille” one I did use?

A bit esoteric ...or probably just me because the Gambler is the only song of his I know. I had to look yours up.

Two dumb Kenny Rogers-related jokes I remember as a kid:
What did the farmer say to his broken wagon? You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel.
What do you call Dolly Parton's boobs when she's having a bath? Islands in the stream.

Is Islands in the Stream another of his songs?

Duet with Dolly Parton in the early 80s. Pretty sure it reached #1.

[revbob]

No love for the “Lucille” one I did use?

A bit esoteric ...or probably just me because the Gambler is the only song of his I know. I had to look yours up.

Two dumb Kenny Rogers-related jokes I remember as a kid:
What did the farmer say to his broken wagon? You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel.
What do you call Dolly Parton's boobs when she's having a bath? Islands in the stream.

Is Islands in the Stream another of his songs?

Duet with Dolly Parton in the early 80s. Pretty sure it reached #1.

I was country music averse most of my life.

[Low Down Low]

I really liked that song he did about superman a few years ago. Feels especially poignant today.

[matedog]

No love for the “Lucille” one I did use?

A bit esoteric ...or probably just me because the Gambler is the only song of his I know. I had to look yours up.

Two dumb Kenny Rogers-related jokes I remember as a kid:
What did the farmer say to his broken wagon? You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel.
What do you call Dolly Parton's boobs when she's having a bath? Islands in the stream.

Is Islands in the Stream another of his songs?

Duet with Dolly Parton in the early 80s. Pretty sure it reached #1.

That’s the one that became Ghetto Superstar right?

[Silent Majority]

A bit esoteric ...or probably just me because the Gambler is the only song of his I know. I had to look yours up.

Two dumb Kenny Rogers-related jokes I remember as a kid:
What did the farmer say to his broken wagon? You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel.
What do you call Dolly Parton's boobs when she's having a bath? Islands in the stream.

Is Islands in the Stream another of his songs?

Duet with Dolly Parton in the early 80s. Pretty sure it reached #1.

That’s the one that became Ghetto Superstar right?

Yeah.

[BitterTom]

I'm a little ignorant when it comes to Kenny Rogers but The Gambler is a wonderful tune.

[tepista]

I can't find the post and I want to quote it correctly, but I saw someone write that Kenny Rogers checking out 2 weeks into the Apocalypse is the most "know when to fold em" shit of all time.

[Marky Dread]

I can't find the post and I want to quote it correctly, but I saw someone write that Kenny Rogers checking out 2 weeks into the Apocalypse is the most "know when to fold em" shit of all time.

If he had died from testicular cancer "you gotta know when to hold 'em".

[Dr. Medulla]

Albert Uderzo, co-creator of Asterix: https://www.theguardian.com/books/2020/ ... dies-at-92

I just assumed that those guys were already dead when I was a kid.

[revbob]

Albert Uderzo, co-creator of Asterix: https://www.theguardian.com/books/2020/ ... dies-at-92

I just assumed that those guys were already dead when I was a kid.

Can we bury his racist books with him?

[Dr. Medulla]

Albert Uderzo, co-creator of Asterix: https://www.theguardian.com/books/2020/ ... dies-at-92

I just assumed that those guys were already dead when I was a kid.

Can we bury his racist books with him?

They aren't all racist. Only the depiction of non-whites.

[revbob]

BILL RIEFLIN, DRUMMER FOR MINISTRY, R.E.M., AND KING CRIMSON, DEAD AT 59

https://www.kerrang.com/amp/bill-riefli ... dead-at-59