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Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 Jul 2020, 6:25pm
revbob wrote:
30 Jul 2020, 6:09pm
tepista wrote:
30 Jul 2020, 5:42pm
Joe West gets racked in the fuckin face ona backswing, but maybe its a hoax
https://www.bleachernation.com/cubs/202 ... -by-a-bat/
Good thing he was wearing a mask.
Damn, I wanted to make a joke but after seeing the clip, no, even a fat blowhard doesn't deserve that.
My mask comment was a joke or intended as such.

tepista wrote:
30 Jul 2020, 6:34pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 Jul 2020, 6:25pm
revbob wrote:
30 Jul 2020, 6:09pm
tepista wrote:
30 Jul 2020, 5:42pm
Joe West gets racked in the fuckin face ona backswing, but maybe its a hoax
https://www.bleachernation.com/cubs/202 ... -by-a-bat/
Good thing he was wearing a mask.
Damn, I wanted to make a joke but after seeing the clip, no, even a fat blowhard doesn't deserve that.
Ugh, what's with you and monkey assistant, all the sudden everyone loves Joe West and the Astros!
Not me fuck them both.

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I'm a kind-hearted soul. I wish Joe West the opportunity to retire of his own choice, then to die in a furious battle with an alpha pelican over who can shove the most fish in their bill.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 Jul 2020, 7:09pm
I'm a kind-hearted soul. I wish Joe West the opportunity to retire of his own choice, then to die in a furious battle with an alpha pelican over who can shove the most fish in their bill.
Ok but what about the Astros?

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revbob wrote:
30 Jul 2020, 8:04pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 Jul 2020, 7:09pm
I'm a kind-hearted soul. I wish Joe West the opportunity to retire of his own choice, then to die in a furious battle with an alpha pelican over who can shove the most fish in their bill.
Ok but what about the Astros?
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But wait, there's more (part whatever)!
https://sports.yahoo.com/report-mlb-con ... 54194.html
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 Jul 2020, 8:28pm
But wait, there's more (part whatever)!
https://sports.yahoo.com/report-mlb-con ... 54194.html
That should fix things
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 Jul 2020, 8:28pm
But wait, there's more (part whatever)!
https://sports.yahoo.com/report-mlb-con ... 54194.html
I forgot that Hannah Keyser existed and I'm kicking myself about it. This is like when I forget Katie Nolan is incredibly gorgeous and entertaining as well.

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Boddington wrote:
30 Jul 2020, 8:33pm
I forgot that Hannah Keyser existed and I'm kicking myself about it. This is like when I forget Katie Nolan is incredibly gorgeous and entertaining as well.
I love HK'd dorky enthusiasm. She'd be a great person to watch a game with.
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we had 12 walks and lost.
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tepista wrote:
01 Aug 2020, 11:46am
we had 12 walks and lost.
You should have claimed them all in one inning. You might have one.
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Sorry Jen

More St. Louis Cardinals test positive, Saturday's game postponed

https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/295 ... atform=amp

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revbob wrote:
01 Aug 2020, 6:03pm
Sorry Jen

More St. Louis Cardinals test positive, Saturday's game postponed

https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/295 ... atform=amp
"Not one of the white guys!" /cardinal fans
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Erod's out for the rest of the season after heart complications from Covid-19. Our rotation is Nathan Eovaldi and "some guys."

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02 Aug 2020, 1:18pm
Erod's out for the rest of the season after heart complications from Covid-19. Our rotation is Nathan Eovaldi and "some guys."
He's got great "stuff".

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