MLB 2020

Sweet action for kids 'n' cretins. Marjoram and capers.
Post Reply
Dr. Medulla
User avatar
Atheistic Epileptic
Posts: 116678
Joined: 15 Jun 2008, 2:00pm
Location: Straight Banana, Idaho

Re: MLB 2020

Post by Dr. Medulla »

JennyB wrote:
12 Feb 2020, 1:49pm
I didn't know our James had such a large reach! https://themissouritimes.com/lawmakers- ... al-league/
Clearly, the voters wanted a guy dedicated to the really important issues over which he had any authority.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

JennyB
User avatar
Mossad Van Driver
Posts: 22316
Joined: 16 Jun 2008, 1:13pm
Location: Moranjortsville

Re: MLB 2020

Post by JennyB »

Dr. Medulla wrote:
12 Feb 2020, 2:22pm
JennyB wrote:
12 Feb 2020, 1:49pm
I didn't know our James had such a large reach! https://themissouritimes.com/lawmakers- ... al-league/
Clearly, the voters wanted a guy dedicated to the really important issues over which he had any authority.
Exactly. Thousands of kids just got knocked off our Medicaid rolls, but sure, this is more important.
Got a Rake? Sure!

IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M

" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy

Dr. Medulla
User avatar
Atheistic Epileptic
Posts: 116678
Joined: 15 Jun 2008, 2:00pm
Location: Straight Banana, Idaho

Re: MLB 2020

Post by Dr. Medulla »

JennyB wrote:
12 Feb 2020, 2:26pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
12 Feb 2020, 2:22pm
JennyB wrote:
12 Feb 2020, 1:49pm
I didn't know our James had such a large reach! https://themissouritimes.com/lawmakers- ... al-league/
Clearly, the voters wanted a guy dedicated to the really important issues over which he had any authority.
Exactly. Thousands of kids just got knocked off our Medicaid rolls, but sure, this is more important.
Some of those kids might grow up to be pitchers in the National League. Do you want them condemned to a fate where they couldn't hit for themselves, or are you one of the pro-abortion feminazis?
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

JennyB
User avatar
Mossad Van Driver
Posts: 22316
Joined: 16 Jun 2008, 1:13pm
Location: Moranjortsville

Re: MLB 2020

Post by JennyB »

Dr. Medulla wrote:
12 Feb 2020, 3:02pm
JennyB wrote:
12 Feb 2020, 2:26pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
12 Feb 2020, 2:22pm
JennyB wrote:
12 Feb 2020, 1:49pm
I didn't know our James had such a large reach! https://themissouritimes.com/lawmakers- ... al-league/
Clearly, the voters wanted a guy dedicated to the really important issues over which he had any authority.
Exactly. Thousands of kids just got knocked off our Medicaid rolls, but sure, this is more important.
Some of those kids might grow up to be pitchers in the National League. Do you want them condemned to a fate where they couldn't hit for themselves, or are you one of the pro-abortion feminazis?
I would laugh, but this could have been taken verbatim from someone in the MO legislature.
Got a Rake? Sure!

IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M

" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy

Dr. Medulla
User avatar
Atheistic Epileptic
Posts: 116678
Joined: 15 Jun 2008, 2:00pm
Location: Straight Banana, Idaho

Re: MLB 2020

Post by Dr. Medulla »

JennyB wrote:
12 Feb 2020, 4:13pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
12 Feb 2020, 3:02pm
JennyB wrote:
12 Feb 2020, 2:26pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
12 Feb 2020, 2:22pm
JennyB wrote:
12 Feb 2020, 1:49pm
I didn't know our James had such a large reach! https://themissouritimes.com/lawmakers- ... al-league/
Clearly, the voters wanted a guy dedicated to the really important issues over which he had any authority.
Exactly. Thousands of kids just got knocked off our Medicaid rolls, but sure, this is more important.
Some of those kids might grow up to be pitchers in the National League. Do you want them condemned to a fate where they couldn't hit for themselves, or are you one of the pro-abortion feminazis?
I would laugh, but this could have been taken verbatim from someone in the MO legislature.
This is what it means to be living in a post-satire world. :disshame:
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

Inder
User avatar
corecore vanguard
Posts: 10683
Joined: 14 Jun 2008, 3:28pm

Re: MLB 2020

Post by Inder »


Inder
User avatar
corecore vanguard
Posts: 10683
Joined: 14 Jun 2008, 3:28pm

Re: MLB 2020

Post by Inder »

Dr. Medulla wrote:
12 Feb 2020, 10:06am
Ugh, so it seems the Red Sox are going to sign Kevin Pillar. This is shaping up to be an unlikeable team.
Kevin "Sure, I'll swing at that" Pillar.

Dr. Medulla
User avatar
Atheistic Epileptic
Posts: 116678
Joined: 15 Jun 2008, 2:00pm
Location: Straight Banana, Idaho

Re: MLB 2020

Post by Dr. Medulla »

Inder wrote:
13 Feb 2020, 9:39am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
12 Feb 2020, 10:06am
Ugh, so it seems the Red Sox are going to sign Kevin Pillar. This is shaping up to be an unlikeable team.
Kevin "Sure, I'll swing at that" Pillar.
And graduate of the Jim Edmonds School of Laying It All Out on Routine Flies to Look Flashy. I remember reading about DiMaggio that his skill in CF was demonstrated by the fact that he rarely needed to dive—he read the ball off the bat so well and took perfect routes.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

Inder
User avatar
corecore vanguard
Posts: 10683
Joined: 14 Jun 2008, 3:28pm

Re: MLB 2020

Post by Inder »


tepista
User avatar
Foul-Mouthed Werewolf
Posts: 37917
Joined: 16 Jun 2008, 11:25am
Location: Livin on a fault line, Waiting on the big one

Re: MLB 2020

Post by tepista »

Inder wrote:
13 Feb 2020, 2:32pm
Image
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak

tepista
User avatar
Foul-Mouthed Werewolf
Posts: 37917
Joined: 16 Jun 2008, 11:25am
Location: Livin on a fault line, Waiting on the big one

Re: MLB 2020

Post by tepista »

Dr. Medulla wrote:
13 Feb 2020, 10:30am
I remember reading about DiMaggio that his skill in CF was demonstrated by the fact that he rarely needed to dive—he read the ball off the bat so well and took perfect routes.
Marilyn Monroe wouldn't do his fucking laundry, therfore he never dove
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak

Dr. Medulla
User avatar
Atheistic Epileptic
Posts: 116678
Joined: 15 Jun 2008, 2:00pm
Location: Straight Banana, Idaho

Re: MLB 2020

Post by Dr. Medulla »

I think it was a Deadspin writer who said that Kevin Pillar sounds like the fake name Kevin Millar came up with when he got caught for underage drinking.

Nope, it was Michael Schur: http://www.clashcity.com/boards/viewtop ... 15#p418133
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

tepista
User avatar
Foul-Mouthed Werewolf
Posts: 37917
Joined: 16 Jun 2008, 11:25am
Location: Livin on a fault line, Waiting on the big one

Re: MLB 2020

Post by tepista »

local news in LA

Image
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak

tepista
User avatar
Foul-Mouthed Werewolf
Posts: 37917
Joined: 16 Jun 2008, 11:25am
Location: Livin on a fault line, Waiting on the big one

Re: MLB 2020

Post by tepista »

Image
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak

Flex
User avatar
Mechano-Man of the Future
Posts: 35978
Joined: 15 Jun 2008, 2:50pm
Location: The Information Superhighway!

Re: MLB 2020

Post by Flex »

Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

Pex Lives!

Post Reply