Clearly, the voters wanted a guy dedicated to the really important issues over which he had any authority.JennyB wrote: ↑12 Feb 2020, 1:49pmI didn't know our James had such a large reach! https://themissouritimes.com/lawmakers- ... al-league/
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Exactly. Thousands of kids just got knocked off our Medicaid rolls, but sure, this is more important.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑12 Feb 2020, 2:22pmClearly, the voters wanted a guy dedicated to the really important issues over which he had any authority.JennyB wrote: ↑12 Feb 2020, 1:49pmI didn't know our James had such a large reach! https://themissouritimes.com/lawmakers- ... al-league/
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Some of those kids might grow up to be pitchers in the National League. Do you want them condemned to a fate where they couldn't hit for themselves, or are you one of the pro-abortion feminazis?JennyB wrote: ↑12 Feb 2020, 2:26pmExactly. Thousands of kids just got knocked off our Medicaid rolls, but sure, this is more important.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑12 Feb 2020, 2:22pmClearly, the voters wanted a guy dedicated to the really important issues over which he had any authority.JennyB wrote: ↑12 Feb 2020, 1:49pmI didn't know our James had such a large reach! https://themissouritimes.com/lawmakers- ... al-league/
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I would laugh, but this could have been taken verbatim from someone in the MO legislature.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑12 Feb 2020, 3:02pmSome of those kids might grow up to be pitchers in the National League. Do you want them condemned to a fate where they couldn't hit for themselves, or are you one of the pro-abortion feminazis?JennyB wrote: ↑12 Feb 2020, 2:26pmExactly. Thousands of kids just got knocked off our Medicaid rolls, but sure, this is more important.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑12 Feb 2020, 2:22pmClearly, the voters wanted a guy dedicated to the really important issues over which he had any authority.JennyB wrote: ↑12 Feb 2020, 1:49pmI didn't know our James had such a large reach! https://themissouritimes.com/lawmakers- ... al-league/
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This is what it means to be living in a post-satire world.JennyB wrote: ↑12 Feb 2020, 4:13pmI would laugh, but this could have been taken verbatim from someone in the MO legislature.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑12 Feb 2020, 3:02pmSome of those kids might grow up to be pitchers in the National League. Do you want them condemned to a fate where they couldn't hit for themselves, or are you one of the pro-abortion feminazis?JennyB wrote: ↑12 Feb 2020, 2:26pmExactly. Thousands of kids just got knocked off our Medicaid rolls, but sure, this is more important.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑12 Feb 2020, 2:22pmClearly, the voters wanted a guy dedicated to the really important issues over which he had any authority.JennyB wrote: ↑12 Feb 2020, 1:49pmI didn't know our James had such a large reach! https://themissouritimes.com/lawmakers- ... al-league/
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Kevin "Sure, I'll swing at that" Pillar.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑12 Feb 2020, 10:06amUgh, so it seems the Red Sox are going to sign Kevin Pillar. This is shaping up to be an unlikeable team.
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And graduate of the Jim Edmonds School of Laying It All Out on Routine Flies to Look Flashy. I remember reading about DiMaggio that his skill in CF was demonstrated by the fact that he rarely needed to dive—he read the ball off the bat so well and took perfect routes.Inder wrote: ↑13 Feb 2020, 9:39amKevin "Sure, I'll swing at that" Pillar.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑12 Feb 2020, 10:06amUgh, so it seems the Red Sox are going to sign Kevin Pillar. This is shaping up to be an unlikeable team.
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Marilyn Monroe wouldn't do his fucking laundry, therfore he never doveDr. Medulla wrote: ↑13 Feb 2020, 10:30amI remember reading about DiMaggio that his skill in CF was demonstrated by the fact that he rarely needed to dive—he read the ball off the bat so well and took perfect routes.
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I think it was a Deadspin writer who said that Kevin Pillar sounds like the fake name Kevin Millar came up with when he got caught for underage drinking.
Nope, it was Michael Schur: http://www.clashcity.com/boards/viewtop ... 15#p418133
Nope, it was Michael Schur: http://www.clashcity.com/boards/viewtop ... 15#p418133
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