Here here!BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑07 Jul 2020, 1:22pmBring back the dead ball and alcoholism while they're at it.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑07 Jul 2020, 6:18amGet rid of stadium lights and bring back afternoon baseball, dagnabbit!
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1) Joe West a moron? I need my fainting couch!
2) Maybe he'll catch the rona our there and die.
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He was misquoted. What he said was 'the coronary virus.'Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑08 Jul 2020, 2:30pm
1) Joe West a moron? I need my fainting couch!
2) Maybe he'll catch the rona our there and die.
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Lmao, of courseDr. Medulla wrote: ↑08 Jul 2020, 2:30pmlindseyadler/status/1280513114153390087
1) Joe West a moron? I need my fainting couch!
2) Maybe he'll catch the rona our there and die.
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Good piece here.
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I remember thinking the response to Maxwell highlighted how Jackie Robinson has been neutralized like Martin Luther King, turned into a symbol for those hostile to protest and criticism. They get held up as both evidence that the problem was solved decades ago—there's MLK Day plus baseball celebrated Jackie Robinson Day, you know!—and that they would be disappointed by how today's troublemakers aren't more grateful. They go from being dangerous communists and anti-American in their own day to being rhetorical tools of those who call today's protestors dangerous communists and anti-American.
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If you needed further evidence that conservative politics is encouraging the dumbing down of this countryDr. Medulla wrote: ↑08 Jul 2020, 2:30pm
1) Joe West a moron? I need my fainting couch!
2) Maybe he'll catch the rona our there and die.
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It's unacceptable that none of you complimented me for my very clever joke.
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Boddington wrote: ↑08 Jul 2020, 5:28pmIt's unacceptable that none of you complimented me for my very clever joke.
If he;s a "Blue Cowboy" then he's certainly in the right position
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Heart disease is no laughing matter!Boddington wrote: ↑08 Jul 2020, 5:28pmIt's unacceptable that none of you complimented me for my very clever joke.
(We're a tough and oblivious crowd.)
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Or maybe the joke wasn't up to snuff...Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑08 Jul 2020, 6:14pmHeart disease is no laughing matter!Boddington wrote: ↑08 Jul 2020, 5:28pmIt's unacceptable that none of you complimented me for my very clever joke.
(We're a tough and oblivious crowd.)
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Mick Jagger once rescheduled half a tour because of it.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑08 Jul 2020, 6:14pmHeart disease is no laughing matter!Boddington wrote: ↑08 Jul 2020, 5:28pmIt's unacceptable that none of you complimented me for my very clever joke.
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Plus the Limeys have ruined our capacity to evaluate word play.revbob wrote: ↑08 Jul 2020, 6:15pmOr maybe the joke wasn't up to snuff...Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑08 Jul 2020, 6:14pmHeart disease is no laughing matter!Boddington wrote: ↑08 Jul 2020, 5:28pmIt's unacceptable that none of you complimented me for my very clever joke.
(We're a tough and oblivious crowd.)
"Grab some wood, bub.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft