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BostonBeaneater wrote:
07 Jul 2020, 1:22pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
07 Jul 2020, 6:18am
tepista wrote:
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tepista wrote:
02 Jul 2020, 1:33pm
I read an opinion piece about earlier start times, I would love that. I imagine Hooks would LOVE IT, since he hasn't stayed up past a pitching change in years.
It happened! Most LAA home games are at 6:40 instead of 7:10. I fucking LOVE it! Bed by 10:15 instead of 10:45!
Get rid of stadium lights and bring back afternoon baseball, dagnabbit!
Bring back the dead ball and alcoholism while they're at it.
Here here!
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1) Joe West a moron? I need my fainting couch!
2) Maybe he'll catch the rona our there and die.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
08 Jul 2020, 2:30pm


1) Joe West a moron? I need my fainting couch!
2) Maybe he'll catch the rona our there and die.
He was misquoted. What he said was 'the coronary virus.'

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
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1) Joe West a moron? I need my fainting couch!
2) Maybe he'll catch the rona our there and die.
Lmao, of course
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Good piece here.

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BostonBeaneater wrote:
08 Jul 2020, 3:17pm
Good piece here.

I remember thinking the response to Maxwell highlighted how Jackie Robinson has been neutralized like Martin Luther King, turned into a symbol for those hostile to protest and criticism. They get held up as both evidence that the problem was solved decades ago—there's MLK Day plus baseball celebrated Jackie Robinson Day, you know!—and that they would be disappointed by how today's troublemakers aren't more grateful. They go from being dangerous communists and anti-American in their own day to being rhetorical tools of those who call today's protestors dangerous communists and anti-American.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
08 Jul 2020, 2:30pm


1) Joe West a moron? I need my fainting couch!
2) Maybe he'll catch the rona our there and die.
If you needed further evidence that conservative politics is encouraging the dumbing down of this country

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It's unacceptable that none of you complimented me for my very clever joke.

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Boddington wrote:
08 Jul 2020, 5:28pm
It's unacceptable that none of you complimented me for my very clever joke.
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If he;s a "Blue Cowboy" then he's certainly in the right position
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Boddington wrote:
08 Jul 2020, 5:28pm
It's unacceptable that none of you complimented me for my very clever joke.
Heart disease is no laughing matter!

(We're a tough and oblivious crowd.)
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
08 Jul 2020, 6:14pm
Boddington wrote:
08 Jul 2020, 5:28pm
It's unacceptable that none of you complimented me for my very clever joke.
Heart disease is no laughing matter!

(We're a tough and oblivious crowd.)
Or maybe the joke wasn't up to snuff... :shifty:

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
08 Jul 2020, 6:14pm
Boddington wrote:
08 Jul 2020, 5:28pm
It's unacceptable that none of you complimented me for my very clever joke.
Heart disease is no laughing matter!
Mick Jagger once rescheduled half a tour because of it.
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revbob wrote:
08 Jul 2020, 6:15pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
08 Jul 2020, 6:14pm
Boddington wrote:
08 Jul 2020, 5:28pm
It's unacceptable that none of you complimented me for my very clever joke.
Heart disease is no laughing matter!

(We're a tough and oblivious crowd.)
Or maybe the joke wasn't up to snuff... :shifty:
Plus the Limeys have ruined our capacity to evaluate word play.
"Grab some wood, bub.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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