It sure sounds like The Onion...

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It sure sounds like The Onion...

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A country that may be just too stupid to survive.


Americans are avoiding Corona beer amid coronavirus outbreak, survey finds

https://nypost.com/2020/02/27/americans ... vey-finds/

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I avoid it purely as it is shit.

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Oh brother. :rolleyes:

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You just can't be taking any chances, can you?

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Man, I'd love to be smug, but I'll bet comparable percentages of Canadians are doing the same thing.
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Everyone knows Corona is bottled in China.
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BitterTom wrote:
28 Feb 2020, 3:41pm
I avoid it purely as it is shit.
That is the best advise.

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BitterTom wrote:
28 Feb 2020, 3:41pm
I avoid it purely as it is shit.
Agreed.

Also in the vein apparently Garth Brooks was taken to task for wearing a Barry Sanders jersey.

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I got the Dos Equis Virus
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tepista wrote:
28 Feb 2020, 5:21pm
I got the Dos Equis Virus
I got the Negra Modello.
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