Coronavirus Thread of Doom

[101Walterton]

Barista always sounds like a racial slur to me. Fucking baristas, go back to where you came from, you goddamned degenerates.

It sounds more like Barrister to me which is even more weird!!
But I don’t think you use Barrister over there do you?

[Dr. Medulla]

Barista always sounds like a racial slur to me. Fucking baristas, go back to where you came from, you goddamned degenerates.

It sounds more like Barrister to me which is even more weird!!
But I don’t think you use Barrister over there do you?

Yeah, Canada still has barristers and solicitors, but they're basically the same thing here.

[revbob]

Barista always sounds like a racial slur to me. Fucking baristas, go back to where you came from, you goddamned degenerates.

It sounds more like Barrister to me which is even more weird!!
But I don’t think you use Barrister over there do you?

Nah, we know what you mean but we dont use it.

[101Walterton]

Whilst I am enjoying the lockdown I do miss my good coffee you just can’t make it at home. Unless you are a Barista.

We've been drinking a lot of Turkish coffee. Do you like your coffee muddy? Then Turkish is the way to go.

I drink what we call a Flat White with triple shot.
Basically 3 shots of espresso made with milk.
I like coffee very strong but prefer with milk as I don’t like it too hot.
I have tried Turkish which I don’t mind after a meal (like an espresso) but not when I just want a mid morning coffee.
At home I use this which I think is the Italian way (steam infused)?

[Low Down Low]

Norman "bite yer legs" now. Fuck this.

[coffeepotman]

Whilst I am enjoying the lockdown I do miss my good coffee you just can’t make it at home. Unless you are a Barista.

We've been drinking a lot of Turkish coffee. Do you like your coffee muddy? Then Turkish is the way to go.

I drink what we call a Flat White with triple shot.
Basically 3 shots of espresso made with milk.
I like coffee very strong but prefer with milk as I don’t like it too hot.
I have tried Turkish which I don’t mind after a meal (like an espresso) but not when I just want a mid morning coffee.
At home I use this which I think is the Italian way (steam infused)?

There is a man who knows how to drink Coffee! I just do black, Half a 9 cup pot in the morning and I'm ready to go for the whole day

[revbob]

Whilst I am enjoying the lockdown I do miss my good coffee you just can’t make it at home. Unless you are a Barista.

We've been drinking a lot of Turkish coffee. Do you like your coffee muddy? Then Turkish is the way to go.

I drink what we call a Flat White with triple shot.
Basically 3 shots of espresso made with milk.
I like coffee very strong but prefer with milk as I don’t like it too hot.
I have tried Turkish which I don’t mind after a meal (like an espresso) but not when I just want a mid morning coffee.
At home I use this which I think is the Italian way (steam infused)?

There is a man who knows how to drink Coffee! I just do black, Half a 9 cup pot in the morning and I'm ready to go for the whole day

Hence your username

[Kory]

Whilst I am enjoying the lockdown I do miss my good coffee you just can’t make it at home. Unless you are a Barista.

We've been drinking a lot of Turkish coffee. Do you like your coffee muddy? Then Turkish is the way to go.

I drink what we call a Flat White with triple shot.
Basically 3 shots of espresso made with milk.
I like coffee very strong but prefer with milk as I don’t like it too hot.
I have tried Turkish which I don’t mind after a meal (like an espresso) but not when I just want a mid morning coffee.
At home I use this which I think is the Italian way (steam infused)?

There is a man who knows how to drink Coffee! I just do black, Half a 9 cup pot in the morning and I'm ready to go for the whole day

Hence your username

[revbob]

We've been drinking a lot of Turkish coffee. Do you like your coffee muddy? Then Turkish is the way to go.

I drink what we call a Flat White with triple shot.
Basically 3 shots of espresso made with milk.
I like coffee very strong but prefer with milk as I don’t like it too hot.
I have tried Turkish which I don’t mind after a meal (like an espresso) but not when I just want a mid morning coffee.
At home I use this which I think is the Italian way (steam infused)?

There is a man who knows how to drink Coffee! I just do black, Half a 9 cup pot in the morning and I'm ready to go for the whole day

Hence your username

Im not a big coffee guy, but caffeine hoo boy. I probably should quit.

[BitterTom]

Someone brought a cafetiere into work one time (bear in mind this is a butchers used to shitty coffee and watery tea) and thought it was a bit wanky. Half tempted to bring mine in now, haven't had a good cup in a long time.

[WestwayKid]

Matthew Seligman apparently suffered a stroke while being treated for COVID. Not expected to survive. Underwater Moonlight was an important LP to me as a teen. It still sounds terrific.

[oliver]

Matthew Seligman apparently suffered a stroke while being treated for COVID. Not expected to survive. Underwater Moonlight was an important LP to me as a teen. It still sounds terrific.

Robyn Hitchcock confirmed on Twitter that he has, indeed, passed. RIP.

[Marky Dread]

Matthew Seligman apparently suffered a stroke while being treated for COVID. Not expected to survive. Underwater Moonlight was an important LP to me as a teen. It still sounds terrific.

Great record. Sad to hear this news.

[Heston]

Just use a corn cob like Mike Huckleberry.

Or a fresh white dove like Elvis.

[Dr. Medulla]