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Good luck Jenny and family. Maggie wound up having to take a teaching job for kid's dance classes so we'll see what happens there. It's that or the electricity gets shut off. What a great country.
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Kory wrote:
27 Jul 2020, 12:40pm
Good luck Jenny and family. Maggie wound up having to take a teaching job for kid's dance classes so we'll see what happens there. It's that or the electricity gets shut off. What a great country.
I assume that means a lot of physical contact. Jesus Christ, the choices some people are making that are forcing others to make.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
27 Jul 2020, 12:43pm
Kory wrote:
27 Jul 2020, 12:40pm
Good luck Jenny and family. Maggie wound up having to take a teaching job for kid's dance classes so we'll see what happens there. It's that or the electricity gets shut off. What a great country.
I assume that means a lot of physical contact. Jesus Christ, the choices some people are making that are forcing others to make.
I'm told there won't be any contact and distancing can be done. But still, to be in the same room all day isn't ideal. I just hope those recent studies suggesting that your blood type makes the need for hospitalization more likely aren't conclusive, 'cos I'm fucked if so.
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Kory wrote:
27 Jul 2020, 12:56pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
27 Jul 2020, 12:43pm
Kory wrote:
27 Jul 2020, 12:40pm
Good luck Jenny and family. Maggie wound up having to take a teaching job for kid's dance classes so we'll see what happens there. It's that or the electricity gets shut off. What a great country.
I assume that means a lot of physical contact. Jesus Christ, the choices some people are making that are forcing others to make.
I'm told there won't be any contact and distancing can be done. But still, to be in the same room all day isn't ideal. I just hope those recent studies suggesting that your blood type makes the need for hospitalization more likely aren't conclusive, 'cos I'm fucked if so.
I'm counting on my O+ to give me the edge that the rest of my genetics failed to do.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
27 Jul 2020, 1:04pm
Kory wrote:
27 Jul 2020, 12:56pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
27 Jul 2020, 12:43pm
Kory wrote:
27 Jul 2020, 12:40pm
Good luck Jenny and family. Maggie wound up having to take a teaching job for kid's dance classes so we'll see what happens there. It's that or the electricity gets shut off. What a great country.
I assume that means a lot of physical contact. Jesus Christ, the choices some people are making that are forcing others to make.
I'm told there won't be any contact and distancing can be done. But still, to be in the same room all day isn't ideal. I just hope those recent studies suggesting that your blood type makes the need for hospitalization more likely aren't conclusive, 'cos I'm fucked if so.
I'm counting on my O+ to give me the edge that the rest of my genetics failed to do.
This is potentially promising: https://hms.harvard.edu/news/covid-19-blood-type
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Kory wrote:
27 Jul 2020, 1:49pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
27 Jul 2020, 1:04pm
Kory wrote:
27 Jul 2020, 12:56pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
27 Jul 2020, 12:43pm
Kory wrote:
27 Jul 2020, 12:40pm
Good luck Jenny and family. Maggie wound up having to take a teaching job for kid's dance classes so we'll see what happens there. It's that or the electricity gets shut off. What a great country.
I assume that means a lot of physical contact. Jesus Christ, the choices some people are making that are forcing others to make.
I'm told there won't be any contact and distancing can be done. But still, to be in the same room all day isn't ideal. I just hope those recent studies suggesting that your blood type makes the need for hospitalization more likely aren't conclusive, 'cos I'm fucked if so.
I'm counting on my O+ to give me the edge that the rest of my genetics failed to do.
This is potentially promising: https://hms.harvard.edu/news/covid-19-blood-type
How is that promising for me? I'm losing my edge!
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Kory wrote:
27 Jul 2020, 12:40pm
Good luck Jenny and family. Maggie wound up having to take a teaching job for kid's dance classes so we'll see what happens there. It's that or the electricity gets shut off. What a great country.
Thanks everyone. Also, I hate this fucking country.
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Kory wrote:
27 Jul 2020, 12:56pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
27 Jul 2020, 12:43pm
Kory wrote:
27 Jul 2020, 12:40pm
Good luck Jenny and family. Maggie wound up having to take a teaching job for kid's dance classes so we'll see what happens there. It's that or the electricity gets shut off. What a great country.
I assume that means a lot of physical contact. Jesus Christ, the choices some people are making that are forcing others to make.
I'm told there won't be any contact and distancing can be done. But still, to be in the same room all day isn't ideal. I just hope those recent studies suggesting that your blood type makes the need for hospitalization more likely aren't conclusive, 'cos I'm fucked if so.
Keeping fingers crossed for her. This whole thing is just a shitshow.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Jul 2020, 5:12pm
Please, Jesus, take this clown: https://www.politico.com/news/2020/07/2 ... rus-386076
"But footage from before the hearing shows Gohmert and Barr walking together in close contact, with neither wearing a mask."

This guy is an utter piece of shit.

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
27 Jul 2020, 10:55am
JennyB wrote:
27 Jul 2020, 10:23am
Evidently, the health department and the doctor's group at the synagogue (shocking that there's a doctor's group at a synagogue, I know) said the camp can go on, just not with VH, jr.'s group. We have been very careful otherwise ourselves, but I think this was a big eye opener.
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More serious: Odds are still good for y'all, but fingers crossed and positive thoughts for you and your family.
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Later, Ali and I joked that half the mothers there stared at the sons who chose an arts degree coldly.
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Wolter wrote:
29 Jul 2020, 6:32pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
27 Jul 2020, 10:55am
JennyB wrote:
27 Jul 2020, 10:23am
Evidently, the health department and the doctor's group at the synagogue (shocking that there's a doctor's group at a synagogue, I know) said the camp can go on, just not with VH, jr.'s group. We have been very careful otherwise ourselves, but I think this was a big eye opener.
Obligatory joke: Their mothers must be so proud!

More serious: Odds are still good for y'all, but fingers crossed and positive thoughts for you and your family.
True story about the only time I’ve ever been to temple. I went on Passover with Ali and her mother to a very upscale synagogue right in one of the richest parts of Chicago. An old gentleman collapsed, and I got to actually hear someone say “is there a doctor in the house?” In quick succession 2-3 people leap to their feet to say “I’m a Doctor!” followed a beat later by “...I’m a dentist...”

True story. Hand to G-d.

Later, Ali and I joked that half the mothers there stared at the sons who chose an arts degree coldly.
:lol: There's that extra zing to a comedic situation when stereotypes just sync up perfectly.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
27 Jul 2020, 2:30pm
Kory wrote:
27 Jul 2020, 1:49pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
27 Jul 2020, 1:04pm
Kory wrote:
27 Jul 2020, 12:56pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
27 Jul 2020, 12:43pm


I assume that means a lot of physical contact. Jesus Christ, the choices some people are making that are forcing others to make.
I'm told there won't be any contact and distancing can be done. But still, to be in the same room all day isn't ideal. I just hope those recent studies suggesting that your blood type makes the need for hospitalization more likely aren't conclusive, 'cos I'm fucked if so.
I'm counting on my O+ to give me the edge that the rest of my genetics failed to do.
This is potentially promising: https://hms.harvard.edu/news/covid-19-blood-type
How is that promising for me? I'm losing my edge!
Hello,

Sorry to throw this up here late - but you brought it up!


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I see numbers are creeping back up in Mass. Stay safe Beaneater.

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