Coronavirus Thread of Doom

[BostonBeaneater]

I need cream in my coffee, but I really don't carry for anything but skim with my cereal. I know this batch of 2% I bought is going to feel like syrup going down. However, I have some hot chocolate mix that requires milk, not water, and I suspect the 2% will be better for that.

This is gonna blow your mind... Just add some water to it! That's essentially what Skim, 1% and 2% are. It's like you do with 120 proof bourbon.

[Marky Dread]

I need cream in my coffee, but I really don't carry for anything but skim with my cereal. I know this batch of 2% I bought is going to feel like syrup going down. However, I have some hot chocolate mix that requires milk, not water, and I suspect the 2% will be better for that.

This is gonna blow your mind... Just add some water to it! That's essentially what Skim, 1% and 2% are. It's like you do with 120 proof bourbon.

Honestly BB you are so insensitive. You can't get water in Canada.

[Dr. Medulla]

I need cream in my coffee, but I really don't carry for anything but skim with my cereal. I know this batch of 2% I bought is going to feel like syrup going down. However, I have some hot chocolate mix that requires milk, not water, and I suspect the 2% will be better for that.

This is gonna blow your mind... Just add some water to it! That's essentially what Skim, 1% and 2% are. It's like you do with 120 proof bourbon.

And yet I'm wary of fucking up my breakfast milk by adding water. Someday this damned war will be over and I can my entitled-ass skim milk again! Lousy Nazis …

[101Walterton]

Is it true that in US shopping malls etc are still open?

[Flex]

Is it true that in US shopping malls etc are still open?

It varies state to state. Most of the non-insane states have shut all that down by now, but plenty of state still open for business!

[BostonBeaneater]

Is it true that in US shopping malls etc are still open?

In the stupid places, yes. In Massachusetts there is nothing open except supermarkets and liquor stores. New Hampshire closes tonight. I think some of the middle states are still open for business to some degree.

[101Walterton]

Is it true that in US shopping malls etc are still open?

It varies state to state. Most of the non-insane states have shut all that down by now, but plenty of state still open for business!

That is unbelievable!!
We aren’t supposed to leave the house other than 1 designated person is allowed to supermarket for food or chemist for prescriptions.

[Mimi]

Is it true that in US shopping malls etc are still open?

It varies state to state. Most of the non-insane states have shut all that down by now, but plenty of state still open for business!

That is unbelievable!!
We aren’t supposed to leave the house other than 1 designated person is allowed to supermarket for food or chemist for prescriptions.

'MURICA!

[revbob]

Is it true that in US shopping malls etc are still open?

It varies state to state. Most of the non-insane states have shut all that down by now, but plenty of state still open for business!

That is unbelievable!!
We aren’t supposed to leave the house other than 1 designated person is allowed to supermarket for food or chemist for prescriptions.

Sounds like you Kiwis hate freedom.

[101Walterton]

Is it true that in US shopping malls etc are still open?

It varies state to state. Most of the non-insane states have shut all that down by now, but plenty of state still open for business!

That is unbelievable!!
We aren’t supposed to leave the house other than 1 designated person is allowed to supermarket for food or chemist for prescriptions.

Sounds like you Kiwis hate freedom.

No we hate death more than freedom.

[revbob]

Is it true that in US shopping malls etc are still open?

It varies state to state. Most of the non-insane states have shut all that down by now, but plenty of state still open for business!

That is unbelievable!!
We aren’t supposed to leave the house other than 1 designated person is allowed to supermarket for food or chemist for prescriptions.

Sounds like you Kiwis hate freedom.

No we hate death more than freedom.

Freedom or Death!!!

[Kory]

Latest grocery run suggests that the panic has expanded to low fat milk. I had to compromise last time and go from skim to 1%. I was bounced up to 2% this time. Sugar supplies were also gone, which the Boss thinks is because people are baking while on house arrest.

Glad I hate milk.

I have cereal in the morning. That's all I use milk for.

I use fakes for that, I just can't get on board with real milk when I think about what it actually is.

God's sweat?

Ew, could you imagine salty milk?

[Silent Majority]

You'll always be able to pick up horrible UHT.

[Low Down Low]

Bojo tests positive. Toss up whether this should be in the good news thread. Will continue to lead government which nobody minds as it wasnt as if anyone was under the illusion he was effectively leading government anyway.

[Silent Majority]

Bojo tests positive. Toss up whether this should be in the good news thread. Will continue to lead government which nobody minds as it wasnt as if anyone was under the illusion he was effectively leading government anyway.

Yes! Hope he chokes.

Wonder how many of the cabinet and top health people have it now?