Coronavirus Thread of Doom

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So back in the early days of pandemic the unempolyment office shorted me, by like 5 weeks worth, so I complained via email every week for months, and they finally made it right. This was like amonth ago. So now I get a letter in the mail that said "be available for a phone interview" and I'm like, FUCK, they're gonna audit me! But instead they said they shorted me and they're sending me more money! I feel like the Sanford & Son episode when Grady got 2 social security checks, then the goverment tracked him down, but only to give him a 3rd one! Or when when the Bundy's used a credit card that was issued to the dog!

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tepista wrote:
19 Nov 2020, 7:06pm
So back in the early days of pandemic the unempolyment office shorted me, by like 5 weeks worth, so I complained via email every week for months, and they finally made it right. This was like amonth ago. So now I get a letter in the mail that said "be available for a phone interview" and I'm like, FUCK, they're gonna audit me! But instead they said they shorted me and they're sending me more money! I feel like the Sanford & Son episode when Grady got 2 social security checks, then the goverment tracked him down, but only to give him a 3rd one! Or when when the Bundy's used a credit card that was issued to the dog!

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tepista wrote:
19 Nov 2020, 7:06pm
So back in the early days of pandemic the unempolyment office shorted me, by like 5 weeks worth, so I complained via email every week for months, and they finally made it right. This was like amonth ago. So now I get a letter in the mail that said "be available for a phone interview" and I'm like, FUCK, they're gonna audit me! But instead they said they shorted me and they're sending me more money! I feel like the Sanford & Son episode when Grady got 2 social security checks, then the goverment tracked him down, but only to give him a 3rd one! Or when when the Bundy's used a credit card that was issued to the dog!

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There was a Frasier episode with a similar theme. The over-corrected error, not the dog thing.
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tepista wrote:
19 Nov 2020, 7:06pm
So back in the early days of pandemic the unempolyment office shorted me, by like 5 weeks worth, so I complained via email every week for months, and they finally made it right. This was like amonth ago. So now I get a letter in the mail that said "be available for a phone interview" and I'm like, FUCK, they're gonna audit me! But instead they said they shorted me and they're sending me more money! I feel like the Sanford & Son episode when Grady got 2 social security checks, then the goverment tracked him down, but only to give him a 3rd one! Or when when the Bundy's used a credit card that was issued to the dog!

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I used to have a thing for Katey Segal then I heard she fucked Gene Simmons. :huh:

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revbob wrote:
19 Nov 2020, 8:52pm
I used to have a thing for Katey Segal then I heard she fucked Gene Simmons. :huh:
On it's original run I didn't think Peggy was hot at all, especially since I;m the same age as Kelly, but now I realize I was wrong.
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tepista wrote:
19 Nov 2020, 9:26pm
revbob wrote:
19 Nov 2020, 8:52pm
I used to have a thing for Katey Segal then I heard she fucked Gene Simmons. :huh:
On it's original run I didn't think Peggy was hot at all, especially since I;m the same age as Kelly, but now I realize I was wrong.
So wrong.
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Kory wrote:
20 Nov 2020, 2:20pm
tepista wrote:
19 Nov 2020, 9:26pm
revbob wrote:
19 Nov 2020, 8:52pm
I used to have a thing for Katey Segal then I heard she fucked Gene Simmons. :huh:
On it's original run I didn't think Peggy was hot at all, especially since I;m the same age as Kelly, but now I realize I was wrong.
So wrong.
Yeah I def didn’t realize how hot she was until maybe ten years ago. And I have a thing for MILFs.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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tepista wrote:
19 Nov 2020, 7:06pm
So back in the early days of pandemic the unempolyment office shorted me, by like 5 weeks worth, so I complained via email every week for months, and they finally made it right. This was like amonth ago. So now I get a letter in the mail that said "be available for a phone interview" and I'm like, FUCK, they're gonna audit me! But instead they said they shorted me and they're sending me more money! I feel like the Sanford & Son episode when Grady got 2 social security checks, then the goverment tracked him down, but only to give him a 3rd one! Or when when the Bundy's used a credit card that was issued to the dog!

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Are you all going to get vaccinated?

I'm going to wait a bit until there's more data especially for people in my age group.

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Mimi wrote:
03 Dec 2020, 11:50am
Are you all going to get vaccinated?

I'm going to wait a bit until there's more data especially for people in my age group.
As soon as I'm eligible, yup.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
03 Dec 2020, 12:06pm
Mimi wrote:
03 Dec 2020, 11:50am
Are you all going to get vaccinated?

I'm going to wait a bit until there's more data especially for people in my age group.
As soon as I'm eligible, yup.
By the time it's ready for the rest of us, I should have enough data, so more than likely, I'll be gettin' poked. in the arm. The side effects, from what I heard, are about the same as how my body reacts to a Tetanus shot. Which is not good. :scared:

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Mimi wrote:
03 Dec 2020, 12:09pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
03 Dec 2020, 12:06pm
Mimi wrote:
03 Dec 2020, 11:50am
Are you all going to get vaccinated?

I'm going to wait a bit until there's more data especially for people in my age group.
As soon as I'm eligible, yup.
By the time it's ready for the rest of us, I should have enough data, so more than likely, I'll be gettin' poked. in the arm. The side effects, from what I heard, are about the same as how my body reacts to a Tetanus shot. Which is not good. :scared:
Had one tetanus shot that I can recall and don't think I had any kind of reaction. But even if I'm knocked around for a day or two, it's worth it to get back to a maskless existence.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
03 Dec 2020, 12:14pm
Mimi wrote:
03 Dec 2020, 12:09pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
03 Dec 2020, 12:06pm
Mimi wrote:
03 Dec 2020, 11:50am
Are you all going to get vaccinated?

I'm going to wait a bit until there's more data especially for people in my age group.
As soon as I'm eligible, yup.
By the time it's ready for the rest of us, I should have enough data, so more than likely, I'll be gettin' poked. in the arm. The side effects, from what I heard, are about the same as how my body reacts to a Tetanus shot. Which is not good. :scared:
Had one tetanus shot that I can recall and don't think I had any kind of reaction. But even if I'm knocked around for a day or two, it's worth it to get back to a maskless existence.
I get a fever for a couple of days and of course the sore arm, but you're right. Living like this isn't living.

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