Coronavirus Thread of Doom
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So back in the early days of pandemic the unempolyment office shorted me, by like 5 weeks worth, so I complained via email every week for months, and they finally made it right. This was like amonth ago. So now I get a letter in the mail that said "be available for a phone interview" and I'm like, FUCK, they're gonna audit me! But instead they said they shorted me and they're sending me more money! I feel like the Sanford & Son episode when Grady got 2 social security checks, then the goverment tracked him down, but only to give him a 3rd one! Or when when the Bundy's used a credit card that was issued to the dog!
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You gotta get down to the dog track and let it ride on Mummy Tummy to win.tepista wrote: ↑19 Nov 2020, 7:06pmSo back in the early days of pandemic the unempolyment office shorted me, by like 5 weeks worth, so I complained via email every week for months, and they finally made it right. This was like amonth ago. So now I get a letter in the mail that said "be available for a phone interview" and I'm like, FUCK, they're gonna audit me! But instead they said they shorted me and they're sending me more money! I feel like the Sanford & Son episode when Grady got 2 social security checks, then the goverment tracked him down, but only to give him a 3rd one! Or when when the Bundy's used a credit card that was issued to the dog!
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There was a Frasier episode with a similar theme. The over-corrected error, not the dog thing.tepista wrote: ↑19 Nov 2020, 7:06pmSo back in the early days of pandemic the unempolyment office shorted me, by like 5 weeks worth, so I complained via email every week for months, and they finally made it right. This was like amonth ago. So now I get a letter in the mail that said "be available for a phone interview" and I'm like, FUCK, they're gonna audit me! But instead they said they shorted me and they're sending me more money! I feel like the Sanford & Son episode when Grady got 2 social security checks, then the goverment tracked him down, but only to give him a 3rd one! Or when when the Bundy's used a credit card that was issued to the dog!
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I used to have a thing for Katey Segal then I heard she fucked Gene Simmons.tepista wrote: ↑19 Nov 2020, 7:06pmSo back in the early days of pandemic the unempolyment office shorted me, by like 5 weeks worth, so I complained via email every week for months, and they finally made it right. This was like amonth ago. So now I get a letter in the mail that said "be available for a phone interview" and I'm like, FUCK, they're gonna audit me! But instead they said they shorted me and they're sending me more money! I feel like the Sanford & Son episode when Grady got 2 social security checks, then the goverment tracked him down, but only to give him a 3rd one! Or when when the Bundy's used a credit card that was issued to the dog!
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On it's original run I didn't think Peggy was hot at all, especially since I;m the same age as Kelly, but now I realize I was wrong.
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
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We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
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"Grab some wood, bub.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
Re: Coronavirus Thread of Doom
Yeah I def didn’t realize how hot she was until maybe ten years ago. And I have a thing for MILFs.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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I must have missed this. I am very happy for you. Keep yanking on that utter.tepista wrote: ↑19 Nov 2020, 7:06pmSo back in the early days of pandemic the unempolyment office shorted me, by like 5 weeks worth, so I complained via email every week for months, and they finally made it right. This was like amonth ago. So now I get a letter in the mail that said "be available for a phone interview" and I'm like, FUCK, they're gonna audit me! But instead they said they shorted me and they're sending me more money! I feel like the Sanford & Son episode when Grady got 2 social security checks, then the goverment tracked him down, but only to give him a 3rd one! Or when when the Bundy's used a credit card that was issued to the dog!
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Are you all going to get vaccinated?
I'm going to wait a bit until there's more data especially for people in my age group.
I'm going to wait a bit until there's more data especially for people in my age group.
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As soon as I'm eligible, yup.
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By the time it's ready for the rest of us, I should have enough data, so more than likely, I'll be gettin' poked. in the arm. The side effects, from what I heard, are about the same as how my body reacts to a Tetanus shot. Which is not good.
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Had one tetanus shot that I can recall and don't think I had any kind of reaction. But even if I'm knocked around for a day or two, it's worth it to get back to a maskless existence.Mimi wrote: ↑03 Dec 2020, 12:09pmBy the time it's ready for the rest of us, I should have enough data, so more than likely, I'll be gettin' poked. in the arm. The side effects, from what I heard, are about the same as how my body reacts to a Tetanus shot. Which is not good.
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I get a fever for a couple of days and of course the sore arm, but you're right. Living like this isn't living.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑03 Dec 2020, 12:14pmHad one tetanus shot that I can recall and don't think I had any kind of reaction. But even if I'm knocked around for a day or two, it's worth it to get back to a maskless existence.Mimi wrote: ↑03 Dec 2020, 12:09pmBy the time it's ready for the rest of us, I should have enough data, so more than likely, I'll be gettin' poked. in the arm. The side effects, from what I heard, are about the same as how my body reacts to a Tetanus shot. Which is not good.