Coronavirus Thread of Doom
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Good luck Jenny and family. Maggie wound up having to take a teaching job for kid's dance classes so we'll see what happens there. It's that or the electricity gets shut off. What a great country.
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I assume that means a lot of physical contact. Jesus Christ, the choices some people are making that are forcing others to make.
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I'm told there won't be any contact and distancing can be done. But still, to be in the same room all day isn't ideal. I just hope those recent studies suggesting that your blood type makes the need for hospitalization more likely aren't conclusive, 'cos I'm fucked if so.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑27 Jul 2020, 12:43pmI assume that means a lot of physical contact. Jesus Christ, the choices some people are making that are forcing others to make.
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I'm counting on my O+ to give me the edge that the rest of my genetics failed to do.Kory wrote: ↑27 Jul 2020, 12:56pmI'm told there won't be any contact and distancing can be done. But still, to be in the same room all day isn't ideal. I just hope those recent studies suggesting that your blood type makes the need for hospitalization more likely aren't conclusive, 'cos I'm fucked if so.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑27 Jul 2020, 12:43pmI assume that means a lot of physical contact. Jesus Christ, the choices some people are making that are forcing others to make.
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This is potentially promising: https://hms.harvard.edu/news/covid-19-blood-typeDr. Medulla wrote: ↑27 Jul 2020, 1:04pmI'm counting on my O+ to give me the edge that the rest of my genetics failed to do.Kory wrote: ↑27 Jul 2020, 12:56pmI'm told there won't be any contact and distancing can be done. But still, to be in the same room all day isn't ideal. I just hope those recent studies suggesting that your blood type makes the need for hospitalization more likely aren't conclusive, 'cos I'm fucked if so.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑27 Jul 2020, 12:43pmI assume that means a lot of physical contact. Jesus Christ, the choices some people are making that are forcing others to make.
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How is that promising for me? I'm losing my edge!Kory wrote: ↑27 Jul 2020, 1:49pmThis is potentially promising: https://hms.harvard.edu/news/covid-19-blood-typeDr. Medulla wrote: ↑27 Jul 2020, 1:04pmI'm counting on my O+ to give me the edge that the rest of my genetics failed to do.Kory wrote: ↑27 Jul 2020, 12:56pmI'm told there won't be any contact and distancing can be done. But still, to be in the same room all day isn't ideal. I just hope those recent studies suggesting that your blood type makes the need for hospitalization more likely aren't conclusive, 'cos I'm fucked if so.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑27 Jul 2020, 12:43pmI assume that means a lot of physical contact. Jesus Christ, the choices some people are making that are forcing others to make.
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Thanks everyone. Also, I hate this fucking country.
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Keeping fingers crossed for her. This whole thing is just a shitshow.Kory wrote: ↑27 Jul 2020, 12:56pmI'm told there won't be any contact and distancing can be done. But still, to be in the same room all day isn't ideal. I just hope those recent studies suggesting that your blood type makes the need for hospitalization more likely aren't conclusive, 'cos I'm fucked if so.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑27 Jul 2020, 12:43pmI assume that means a lot of physical contact. Jesus Christ, the choices some people are making that are forcing others to make.
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Please, Jesus, take this clown: https://www.politico.com/news/2020/07/2 ... rus-386076
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"But footage from before the hearing shows Gohmert and Barr walking together in close contact, with neither wearing a mask."Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑29 Jul 2020, 5:12pmPlease, Jesus, take this clown: https://www.politico.com/news/2020/07/2 ... rus-386076
This guy is an utter piece of shit.
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True story about the only time I’ve ever been to temple. I went on Passover with Ali and her mother to a very upscale synagogue right in one of the richest parts of Chicago. An old gentleman collapsed, and I got to actually hear someone say “is there a doctor in the house?” In quick succession 2-3 people leap to their feet to say “I’m a Doctor!” followed a beat later by “...I’m a dentist...”Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑27 Jul 2020, 10:55amObligatory joke: Their mothers must be so proud!JennyB wrote: ↑27 Jul 2020, 10:23amEvidently, the health department and the doctor's group at the synagogue (shocking that there's a doctor's group at a synagogue, I know) said the camp can go on, just not with VH, jr.'s group. We have been very careful otherwise ourselves, but I think this was a big eye opener.
More serious: Odds are still good for y'all, but fingers crossed and positive thoughts for you and your family.
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There's that extra zing to a comedic situation when stereotypes just sync up perfectly.Wolter wrote: ↑29 Jul 2020, 6:32pmTrue story about the only time I’ve ever been to temple. I went on Passover with Ali and her mother to a very upscale synagogue right in one of the richest parts of Chicago. An old gentleman collapsed, and I got to actually hear someone say “is there a doctor in the house?” In quick succession 2-3 people leap to their feet to say “I’m a Doctor!” followed a beat later by “...I’m a dentist...”Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑27 Jul 2020, 10:55amObligatory joke: Their mothers must be so proud!JennyB wrote: ↑27 Jul 2020, 10:23amEvidently, the health department and the doctor's group at the synagogue (shocking that there's a doctor's group at a synagogue, I know) said the camp can go on, just not with VH, jr.'s group. We have been very careful otherwise ourselves, but I think this was a big eye opener.
More serious: Odds are still good for y'all, but fingers crossed and positive thoughts for you and your family.
True story. Hand to G-d.
Later, Ali and I joked that half the mothers there stared at the sons who chose an arts degree coldly.
"Grab some wood, bub.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Hello,Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑27 Jul 2020, 2:30pmHow is that promising for me? I'm losing my edge!Kory wrote: ↑27 Jul 2020, 1:49pmThis is potentially promising: https://hms.harvard.edu/news/covid-19-blood-typeDr. Medulla wrote: ↑27 Jul 2020, 1:04pmI'm counting on my O+ to give me the edge that the rest of my genetics failed to do.Kory wrote: ↑27 Jul 2020, 12:56pmI'm told there won't be any contact and distancing can be done. But still, to be in the same room all day isn't ideal. I just hope those recent studies suggesting that your blood type makes the need for hospitalization more likely aren't conclusive, 'cos I'm fucked if so.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑27 Jul 2020, 12:43pm
I assume that means a lot of physical contact. Jesus Christ, the choices some people are making that are forcing others to make.
Sorry to throw this up here late - but you brought it up!
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I see numbers are creeping back up in Mass. Stay safe Beaneater.