The Coronavirus Thread Of Good News

[Dr. Medulla]

Hello,

I've had my Steely Dan vaccine since 1982.

Natural immunity for me, mon ami.

Your favorite hat would seem to suggest otherwise.

That hat is a reminder that there are evil people in my orbit.

People who care enough to be supportive of your musical choices no matter how repugnant they find them to be

My only comfort is that they have to live with themselves and the self-knowledge of their crimes against humanity.

[Low Down Low]

Finally, the establishment is listening and taking notice.

[Dr. Medulla]

The voices in my head have been fading, so I'm getting my nanobots topped off this morning. What's that, Mr. Gates? Who do you want me to kill?

[JennyB]

The voices in my head have been fading, so I'm getting my nanobots topped off this morning. What's that, Mr. Gates? Who do you want me to kill?

I got mine a few weeks ago and then BAM, had to have my gallbladder* removed. SO WATCH OUT.

*It was full of stones for years and was bound to happen, but I BLAME BILL GATES AND HIS EVIL ALIEN MINIONS.

[Dr. Medulla]

The voices in my head have been fading, so I'm getting my nanobots topped off this morning. What's that, Mr. Gates? Who do you want me to kill?

I got mine a few weeks ago and then BAM, had to have my gallbladder* removed. SO WATCH OUT.

*It was full of stones for years and was bound to happen, but I BLAME BILL GATES AND HIS EVIL ALIEN MINIONS.

You are now officially part of the research that biggest brains on the internet seek.

[Dr. Medulla]

Not quite on topic: https://www.nbcnews.com/health/kids-hea ... rcna140000

The good news, tho, is those kids (if they survive) won't have autism or mind-controlling nanobots in them.