Mr. Mayor Flex...

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What in great God almighty’s good name I’d going on out there?

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BostonBeaneater wrote:
18 May 2020, 1:21am
What in great God almighty’s good name I’d going on out there?

The peace sign is a nice touch.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:
18 May 2020, 9:53am
BostonBeaneater wrote:
18 May 2020, 1:21am
What in great God almighty’s good name I’d going on out there?

The peace sign is a nice touch.
All lives matter, after all.
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Yeah, deeply fucked up.
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Flex wrote:
18 May 2020, 10:28am
Yeah, deeply fucked up.
I think you moved out of Dillon but are still close by, right? Has this weird created the small town news buzz I would expect?

He is awful dirty.
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
18 May 2020, 1:20pm
Flex wrote:
18 May 2020, 10:28am
Yeah, deeply fucked up.
I think you moved out of Dillon but are still close by, right? Has this weird created the small town news buzz I would expect?

He is awful dirty.
Yeah, but the milk he's buying is 100% white.
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?

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Olaf wrote:
18 May 2020, 1:23pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
18 May 2020, 1:20pm
Flex wrote:
18 May 2020, 10:28am
Yeah, deeply fucked up.
I think you moved out of Dillon but are still close by, right? Has this weird created the small town news buzz I would expect?

He is awful dirty.
Yeah, but the milk he's buying is 100% white.
If the cap colouring is the same as in Canada, that's skim milk, like some kind of mud person's milk.
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
18 May 2020, 1:20pm
I think you moved out of Dillon but are still close by, right? Has this weird created the small town news buzz I would expect?

He is awful dirty.
Yeah, people are pretty horrified.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

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Flex wrote:
18 May 2020, 3:00pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
18 May 2020, 1:20pm
I think you moved out of Dillon but are still close by, right? Has this weird created the small town news buzz I would expect?

He is awful dirty.
Yeah, people are pretty horrified.
It seemed like a small enough town that someone like this might be a know quantity. Maybe he drove down from that town where all the people live behind stockades.

He was really dirty.
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I've been thinking about Colorado and mountains in general this evening. In my googlemap/wikipedia surfing I came to Dillon. They still think you're the mayor on wikipedia.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dillon,_Colorado
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
22 May 2020, 12:28am
I've been thinking about Colorado and mountains in general this evening. In my googlemap/wikipedia surfing I came to Dillon. They still think you're the mayor on wikipedia.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dillon,_Colorado
Listed as mayor and yet NOT listed under notable people? Truly, wikipedia is a web of lies.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

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Flex wrote:
22 May 2020, 12:36am
BostonBeaneater wrote:
22 May 2020, 12:28am
I've been thinking about Colorado and mountains in general this evening. In my googlemap/wikipedia surfing I came to Dillon. They still think you're the mayor on wikipedia.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dillon,_Colorado
Listed as mayor and yet NOT listed under notable people? Truly, wikipedia is a web of lies.
Total horseshit.

I think you do have the right to go and demand your position back with back pay. And your sash, demand your mayor's sash back too!

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BostonBeaneater wrote:
22 May 2020, 1:01am
Flex wrote:
22 May 2020, 12:36am
BostonBeaneater wrote:
22 May 2020, 12:28am
I've been thinking about Colorado and mountains in general this evening. In my googlemap/wikipedia surfing I came to Dillon. They still think you're the mayor on wikipedia.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dillon,_Colorado
Listed as mayor and yet NOT listed under notable people? Truly, wikipedia is a web of lies.
Total horseshit.

I think you do have the right to go and demand your position back with back pay. And your sash, demand your mayor's sash back too!

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I miss those scissors
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

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Is the Snake River Saloon in Keystone still open?
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