Kennedy said that to Nixon before their televised debate. Nixon laughed, but he didn't really understand it all.
The Mark Trail Thread of Punching Justice and Smug Life Lessons
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"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Re: The Mark Trail Thread of Punching Justice and Smug Life Lessons
Hey, people can eat whatever they want, I just think they should try everything at least twice.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑23 Nov 2020, 6:14pmYour lack of dogmatism on the subject is refreshing.Kory wrote: ↑23 Nov 2020, 5:45pmEither is fine, that's more of a mood thing.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑23 Nov 2020, 5:20pmWith or without the meerkat cheese?
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Shit sandwich, extra soft, table 2!
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fill me in, they changed the artist to appeal to millenials?
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We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
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Previous artist acted like a shithead on Twitter and was fired and replaced by Jules Rivera, who has updated the look and character of the strip to, seemingly, appeal to a younger, more earnest demo who use lingo that offend old people. The art has grown on me quite a bit, but Mark comes off as more than a bit of a clueless boob and the story some two months in is dull as fuck.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
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Hard to believe that that was a thing. And yet, there's the evidence.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Tep is totally shipping it.
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I used to love Ernest Scared Stupid.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
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Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Re: The Mark Trail Thread of Punching Justice and Smug Life Lessons
Rusty:
Dad I think that buck is hurting the doe.
Mark:
That's nothing compared to the hurt of rejection she'll feel later, leaving her to ultimately reject and abandon her young fawn, sort of like your mom did with you. And dont ever call me dad again.
Rusty: Mark what are those deer doing?
Mark:
Why they're mating Rusty.
The North American white tail can produce as much as 2 mouthfuls of ejaculate per mating session. It also can be used to make a great demi-glace for cave crickets or to add some much needed protein to pancakes.
Rusty: Pancakes, oh boy!!! Wait did you say mouthfuls?
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esp the first one.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Thanks, it was a shipping idea that you came up with. I think we all need to use ship more in our daily discourse.
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Young people scare me, so I shall stick with time-tested words like neato and nifty.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Such a squareDr. Medulla wrote: ↑24 Nov 2020, 10:18amYoung people scare me, so I shall stick with time-tested words like neato and nifty.
I invite others to post some nature pics so we can do more of this.