The Mark Trail Thread of Punching Justice and Smug Life Lessons

[Dr. Medulla]

20201123_075959.jpg

Bringing this thread back to nature. This is the scene in my backyard this morning.

You need to paste in Mark's head and a word balloon with a fun fact about the volume of deer ejaculate.

If only I could photoshop worth a damn

I'll try something after lunch.

[revbob]

20201123_075959.jpg

Bringing this thread back to nature. This is the scene in my backyard this morning.

You need to paste in Mark's head and a word balloon with a fun fact about the volume of deer ejaculate.

If only I could photoshop worth a damn

I'll try something after lunch.

Great, run it by marketing before we go to print.

[WestwayKid]

Doc kind of looks like an aged Hulk Hogan.

[Dr. Medulla]

Doc kind of looks like an aged Hulk Hogan.

/trucker/bear

[Dr. Medulla]

I'm blanking on dialogue, so I'll throw this up without and let the Loyal Order of Mark Trail Hate Readers take a crack.

mark.jpg (521.37 KiB) Viewed 2108 times

[Spiff]

Here we go!

Mark-1

mark_1.jpg (575.32 KiB) Viewed 2101 times

[Dr. Medulla]

Here we go!



mark_1.jpg

"That's not a Rusty Venture!"

(Nicely done, Spiff.)

[Kory]

"For what it's worth, cave crickets are in the same family as lobsters … therefore, they are edible!" — Mark Trail.

These are the pearls of wisdom we need in these uncertain times.

Cave cricket pizza is exceptional as long as the cheese is sourced from meerkat milk.

I've eaten grasshoppers before, they're pretty good.

[Dr. Medulla]

Had to take Rusty out, but I offer you my favourite joke.

rectummark.jpg (516.96 KiB) Viewed 2094 times

[Dr. Medulla]

"For what it's worth, cave crickets are in the same family as lobsters … therefore, they are edible!" — Mark Trail.

These are the pearls of wisdom we need in these uncertain times.

Cave cricket pizza is exceptional as long as the cheese is sourced from meerkat milk.

I've eaten grasshoppers before, they're pretty good.

Truthfully, I've heard that.

[Kory]

"For what it's worth, cave crickets are in the same family as lobsters … therefore, they are edible!" — Mark Trail.

These are the pearls of wisdom we need in these uncertain times.

Cave cricket pizza is exceptional as long as the cheese is sourced from meerkat milk.

I've eaten grasshoppers before, they're pretty good.

Truthfully, I've heard that.

You have to get them at the right place. I had them at a place here in Seattle and they weren't as crunchy as I'd hoped, but I also had them at a Oaxacan place in LA and they were real good.

[Dr. Medulla]

"For what it's worth, cave crickets are in the same family as lobsters … therefore, they are edible!" — Mark Trail.

These are the pearls of wisdom we need in these uncertain times.

Cave cricket pizza is exceptional as long as the cheese is sourced from meerkat milk.

I've eaten grasshoppers before, they're pretty good.

Truthfully, I've heard that.

You have to get them at the right place. I had them at a place here in Seattle and they weren't as crunchy as I'd hoped, but I also had them at a Oaxacan place in LA and they were real good.

With or without the meerkat cheese?

[Kory]

I've eaten grasshoppers before, they're pretty good.

Truthfully, I've heard that.

You have to get them at the right place. I had them at a place here in Seattle and they weren't as crunchy as I'd hoped, but I also had them at a Oaxacan place in LA and they were real good.

With or without the meerkat cheese?

Either is fine, that's more of a mood thing.

[Dr. Medulla]

I've eaten grasshoppers before, they're pretty good.

Truthfully, I've heard that.

You have to get them at the right place. I had them at a place here in Seattle and they weren't as crunchy as I'd hoped, but I also had them at a Oaxacan place in LA and they were real good.

With or without the meerkat cheese?

Either is fine, that's more of a mood thing.

Your lack of dogmatism on the subject is refreshing.

[revbob]

Deer fucking is more interesting than crickets.