The Mark Trail Thread of Punching Justice and Smug Life Lessons

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tepista wrote:
20 Jul 2020, 7:12pm
revbob wrote:
20 Jul 2020, 7:11pm
tepista wrote:
20 Jul 2020, 2:59pm
Did someone murder that goat? In one scene he's watching a car and the next he's dead on a rock.
Some "highly illegal" poaching is going on in Lost Forest. And if the authorities find out those poachers will be in big trouble I tell ya whut.
When you poach an animal, don't you take it with you, like to hang on your wall? Or do you leave it for the worms?
It kind of depends. For some stuff you might want just the meat or you might want the pelt, or the head or horns for a trophy or to be ground down into boner pills

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tepista wrote:
20 Jul 2020, 7:12pm
revbob wrote:
20 Jul 2020, 7:11pm
tepista wrote:
20 Jul 2020, 2:59pm
Did someone murder that goat? In one scene he's watching a car and the next he's dead on a rock.
Some "highly illegal" poaching is going on in Lost Forest. And if the authorities find out those poachers will be in big trouble I tell ya whut.
When you poach an animal, don't you take it with you, like to hang on your wall? Or do you leave it for the worms?
Most poachers just want a trophy part or are harvesting certain aspects of it. Unless you're poaching for food, most of the body is left behind.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
20 Jul 2020, 7:29pm
tepista wrote:
20 Jul 2020, 7:12pm
revbob wrote:
20 Jul 2020, 7:11pm
tepista wrote:
20 Jul 2020, 2:59pm
Did someone murder that goat? In one scene he's watching a car and the next he's dead on a rock.
Some "highly illegal" poaching is going on in Lost Forest. And if the authorities find out those poachers will be in big trouble I tell ya whut.
When you poach an animal, don't you take it with you, like to hang on your wall? Or do you leave it for the worms?
Most poachers just want a trophy part or are harvesting certain aspects of it. Unless you're poaching for food, most of the body is left behind.
Doc seems to know a lot about this highly illegal activity.

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revbob wrote:
20 Jul 2020, 7:40pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
20 Jul 2020, 7:29pm
tepista wrote:
20 Jul 2020, 7:12pm
revbob wrote:
20 Jul 2020, 7:11pm
tepista wrote:
20 Jul 2020, 2:59pm
Did someone murder that goat? In one scene he's watching a car and the next he's dead on a rock.
Some "highly illegal" poaching is going on in Lost Forest. And if the authorities find out those poachers will be in big trouble I tell ya whut.
When you poach an animal, don't you take it with you, like to hang on your wall? Or do you leave it for the worms?
Most poachers just want a trophy part or are harvesting certain aspects of it. Unless you're poaching for food, most of the body is left behind.
Doc seems to know a lot about this highly illegal activity.
I read a lot of dentist's office magazines.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Jul 2020, 8:23am
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Dueling banjos …
So many local hotels to choose from... What's going on with Chet's (is that his name, Im too lazy to look it up?) face in panel 1?

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revbob wrote:
21 Jul 2020, 8:34am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Jul 2020, 8:23am
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Dueling banjos …
So many local hotels to choose from... What's going on with Chet's (is that his name, Im too lazy to look it up?) face in panel 1?
Jeremy('s … Iron). That's his "why are you revealing anything to these two hicks?" face.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Jul 2020, 8:39am
revbob wrote:
21 Jul 2020, 8:34am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Jul 2020, 8:23am
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Dueling banjos …
So many local hotels to choose from... What's going on with Chet's (is that his name, Im too lazy to look it up?) face in panel 1?
Jeremy('s … Iron). That's his "why are you revealing anything to these two hicks?" face.
Oh yeah he's a real city slicker for sure. I predict a sprained ankle while trying to navigate the Lost Forest trails while wearing his really expensive Italian leather loafers. Bug bites and poison Ivy too.

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revbob wrote:
21 Jul 2020, 8:53am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Jul 2020, 8:39am
revbob wrote:
21 Jul 2020, 8:34am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Jul 2020, 8:23am
Image
Dueling banjos …
So many local hotels to choose from... What's going on with Chet's (is that his name, Im too lazy to look it up?) face in panel 1?
Jeremy('s … Iron). That's his "why are you revealing anything to these two hicks?" face.
Oh yeah he's a real city slicker for sure. I predict a sprained ankle while trying to navigate the Lost Forest trails while wearing his really expensive Italian leather loafers. Bug bites and poison Ivy too.
When that happens, I want Mark to tell him poison ivy's Latin name, plus common misconceptions. "Why aren't you helping me?" Jeremy's Iron screams. Mark continues on, oblivious to the suffering of others, as an oversized bird swoops by an elk drinking from a stream.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Jul 2020, 9:04am
revbob wrote:
21 Jul 2020, 8:53am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Jul 2020, 8:39am
revbob wrote:
21 Jul 2020, 8:34am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Jul 2020, 8:23am
Image
Dueling banjos …
So many local hotels to choose from... What's going on with Chet's (is that his name, Im too lazy to look it up?) face in panel 1?
Jeremy('s … Iron). That's his "why are you revealing anything to these two hicks?" face.
Oh yeah he's a real city slicker for sure. I predict a sprained ankle while trying to navigate the Lost Forest trails while wearing his really expensive Italian leather loafers. Bug bites and poison Ivy too.
When that happens, I want Mark to tell him poison ivy's Latin name, plus common misconceptions. "Why aren't you helping me?" Jeremy's Iron screams. Mark continues on, oblivious to the suffering of others, as an oversized bird swoops by an elk drinking from a stream.
I'm pretty sure there are not any hotels near the Lost Forest. They will definitely be staying in a motel.
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"Geoff who takes kids camping is dead all the boys except Rusty are missing." - revbob
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revbob wrote:
21 Jul 2020, 8:53am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Jul 2020, 8:39am
revbob wrote:
21 Jul 2020, 8:34am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Jul 2020, 8:23am
Image
Dueling banjos …
So many local hotels to choose from... What's going on with Chet's (is that his name, Im too lazy to look it up?) face in panel 1?
Jeremy('s … Iron). That's his "why are you revealing anything to these two hicks?" face.
Oh yeah he's a real city slicker for sure. I predict a sprained ankle while trying to navigate the Lost Forest trails while wearing his really expensive Italian leather loafers. Bug bites and poison Ivy too.
Maybe Rusty will kill him with a shovel while "showing him around" the property. I could be okay with that.
"Geoff who takes kids camping is dead all the boys except Rusty are missing." - revbob
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WestwayKid wrote:
21 Jul 2020, 9:54am
revbob wrote:
21 Jul 2020, 8:53am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Jul 2020, 8:39am
revbob wrote:
21 Jul 2020, 8:34am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Jul 2020, 8:23am
Image
Dueling banjos …
So many local hotels to choose from... What's going on with Chet's (is that his name, Im too lazy to look it up?) face in panel 1?
Jeremy('s … Iron). That's his "why are you revealing anything to these two hicks?" face.
Oh yeah he's a real city slicker for sure. I predict a sprained ankle while trying to navigate the Lost Forest trails while wearing his really expensive Italian leather loafers. Bug bites and poison Ivy too.
Maybe Rusty will kill him with a shovel while "showing him around" the property. I could be okay with that.
Oh Rusty you scamp. You know the rules you kill em, you clean em, Cherry will do the cooking.

All part of the wider plan for Mark to play himself in the movie.

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revbob wrote:
21 Jul 2020, 8:34am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Jul 2020, 8:23am
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Dueling banjos …
So many local hotels to choose from... What's going on with Chet's (is that his name, Im too lazy to look it up?) face in panel 1?
He's Billy Eichner now.
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And now we know why Jeremy's Iron has a reputation for being Hollywood's bad boy—he doesn't like pancakes.
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