The Mark Trail Thread of Punching Justice and Smug Life Lessons

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Re: The Mark Trail Thread of Punching Justice and Smug Life Lessons

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Sep 2020, 10:44am
revbob wrote:
11 Sep 2020, 10:42am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Sep 2020, 10:14am
WestwayKid wrote:
11 Sep 2020, 9:01am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Sep 2020, 8:09am
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Look at Mark's pose in Panel 3. Keep looking. Keep looking. Eventually it becomes funny as hell. Or maybe because I'm thinking of Choo Choo the Herky Jerky Dancer.
Again, no apparent concern for Tabby.
Yeah, Mark is losing me in this story over his feline apathy.
Apathy, he hates cats.

When I was in high school I worked in a state run camp ground and people would leave cats/litters of kittens there. It was pretty far from anything else, not quite lost forrest but away from where any people lived. Im pretty sure my boss who lived on site would kill them.
I'm officially on Team Dirty Dyer. :angry:
The profile of Cherry in panel 3 could almost be Mark in drag.
"Geoff who takes kids camping is dead all the boys except Rusty are missing." - revbob
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Sep 2020, 10:44am
revbob wrote:
11 Sep 2020, 10:42am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Sep 2020, 10:14am
WestwayKid wrote:
11 Sep 2020, 9:01am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Sep 2020, 8:09am
Image
Look at Mark's pose in Panel 3. Keep looking. Keep looking. Eventually it becomes funny as hell. Or maybe because I'm thinking of Choo Choo the Herky Jerky Dancer.
Again, no apparent concern for Tabby.
Yeah, Mark is losing me in this story over his feline apathy.
Apathy, he hates cats.

When I was in high school I worked in a state run camp ground and people would leave cats/litters of kittens there. It was pretty far from anything else, not quite lost forrest but away from where any people lived. Im pretty sure my boss who lived on site would kill them.
I'm officially on Team Dirty Dyer. :angry:
Also, instead of rushing out the door all herky jerky, shouldn't he be calling Doc Davis?
"Geoff who takes kids camping is dead all the boys except Rusty are missing." - revbob
"Tom checks the ingredients on "Uncle Pusher's Old Timey Cocaine Filled Cider" - Silent Majority

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WestwayKid wrote:
11 Sep 2020, 11:49am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Sep 2020, 10:44am
revbob wrote:
11 Sep 2020, 10:42am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Sep 2020, 10:14am
WestwayKid wrote:
11 Sep 2020, 9:01am


Again, no apparent concern for Tabby.
Yeah, Mark is losing me in this story over his feline apathy.
Apathy, he hates cats.

When I was in high school I worked in a state run camp ground and people would leave cats/litters of kittens there. It was pretty far from anything else, not quite lost forrest but away from where any people lived. Im pretty sure my boss who lived on site would kill them.
I'm officially on Team Dirty Dyer. :angry:
The profile of Cherry in panel 3 could almost be Mark in drag.
Or Rusty "experimenting."
Back off, or I'll blow the roof off—with sound!

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Sep 2020, 12:12pm
WestwayKid wrote:
11 Sep 2020, 11:49am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Sep 2020, 10:44am
revbob wrote:
11 Sep 2020, 10:42am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Sep 2020, 10:14am


Yeah, Mark is losing me in this story over his feline apathy.
Apathy, he hates cats.

When I was in high school I worked in a state run camp ground and people would leave cats/litters of kittens there. It was pretty far from anything else, not quite lost forrest but away from where any people lived. Im pretty sure my boss who lived on site would kill them.
I'm officially on Team Dirty Dyer. :angry:
The profile of Cherry in panel 3 could almost be Mark in drag.
Or Rusty "experimenting."
Read the rest in your best Mark Trail voice:

"Rusty is just going thru a phase.
He'll be back to torturing small animals soon enough."

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revbob wrote:
11 Sep 2020, 12:23pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Sep 2020, 12:12pm
WestwayKid wrote:
11 Sep 2020, 11:49am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Sep 2020, 10:44am
revbob wrote:
11 Sep 2020, 10:42am


Apathy, he hates cats.

When I was in high school I worked in a state run camp ground and people would leave cats/litters of kittens there. It was pretty far from anything else, not quite lost forrest but away from where any people lived. Im pretty sure my boss who lived on site would kill them.
I'm officially on Team Dirty Dyer. :angry:
The profile of Cherry in panel 3 could almost be Mark in drag.
Or Rusty "experimenting."
Read the rest in your best Mark Trail voice:

"Rusty is just going thru a phase.
He'll be back to torturing small animals soon enough."
"Say, how about a stack of Platonic pancakes!"
Back off, or I'll blow the roof off—with sound!

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"Don't worry about the cat, Mark."
*Mark quickly thinks, "Yes, pretend I'm not an asshole and that I am worried about the cat, too.*

Meanwhile, the giant porcupine(?) smiles at the misery. "Yes, it's all coming together, exactly as I foretold," it thinks …
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
14 Sep 2020, 7:40am
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"Don't worry about the cat, Mark."
*Mark quickly thinks, "Yes, pretend I'm not an asshole and that I am worried about the cat, too.*

Meanwhile, the giant porcupine(?) smiles at the misery. "Yes, it's all coming together, exactly as I foretold," it thinks …
Am I right to assume "take her to lost forest" means "tie her in a burlap sack and throw her in the river"?
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JoseUnidos wrote:
14 Sep 2020, 9:34pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
14 Sep 2020, 7:40am
Image
"Don't worry about the cat, Mark."
*Mark quickly thinks, "Yes, pretend I'm not an asshole and that I am worried about the cat, too.*

Meanwhile, the giant porcupine(?) smiles at the misery. "Yes, it's all coming together, exactly as I foretold," it thinks …
Am I right to assume "take her to lost forest" means "tie her in a burlap sack and throw her in the river"?
Precisely

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revbob wrote:
14 Sep 2020, 9:54pm
JoseUnidos wrote:
14 Sep 2020, 9:34pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
14 Sep 2020, 7:40am
Image
"Don't worry about the cat, Mark."
*Mark quickly thinks, "Yes, pretend I'm not an asshole and that I am worried about the cat, too.*

Meanwhile, the giant porcupine(?) smiles at the misery. "Yes, it's all coming together, exactly as I foretold," it thinks …
Am I right to assume "take her to lost forest" means "tie her in a burlap sack and throw her in the river"?
Precisely
Can't it mean take her back to shit in Rusty's bed?
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
14 Sep 2020, 10:06pm
revbob wrote:
14 Sep 2020, 9:54pm
JoseUnidos wrote:
14 Sep 2020, 9:34pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
14 Sep 2020, 7:40am
Image
"Don't worry about the cat, Mark."
*Mark quickly thinks, "Yes, pretend I'm not an asshole and that I am worried about the cat, too.*

Meanwhile, the giant porcupine(?) smiles at the misery. "Yes, it's all coming together, exactly as I foretold," it thinks …
Am I right to assume "take her to lost forest" means "tie her in a burlap sack and throw her in the river"?
Precisely
Can't it mean take her back to shit in Rusty's bed?
Are you implying that Rusty is in to feline coprophagia?

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revbob wrote:
14 Sep 2020, 10:29pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
14 Sep 2020, 10:06pm
revbob wrote:
14 Sep 2020, 9:54pm
JoseUnidos wrote:
14 Sep 2020, 9:34pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
14 Sep 2020, 7:40am
Image
"Don't worry about the cat, Mark."
*Mark quickly thinks, "Yes, pretend I'm not an asshole and that I am worried about the cat, too.*

Meanwhile, the giant porcupine(?) smiles at the misery. "Yes, it's all coming together, exactly as I foretold," it thinks …
Am I right to assume "take her to lost forest" means "tie her in a burlap sack and throw her in the river"?
Precisely
Can't it mean take her back to shit in Rusty's bed?
Are you implying that Rusty is in to feline coprophagia?
There are very few freaky fetishes that I would rule out of Rusty's playbook.
Back off, or I'll blow the roof off—with sound!

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Sep 2020, 6:27am
revbob wrote:
14 Sep 2020, 10:29pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
14 Sep 2020, 10:06pm
revbob wrote:
14 Sep 2020, 9:54pm
JoseUnidos wrote:
14 Sep 2020, 9:34pm

Am I right to assume "take her to lost forest" means "tie her in a burlap sack and throw her in the river"?
Precisely
Can't it mean take her back to shit in Rusty's bed?
Are you implying that Rusty is in to feline coprophagia?
There are very few freaky fetishes that I would rule out of Rusty's playbook.
Mark to Cherry upon discovering Rusty's latest secret:
Im sure its just a phase. Before you know it he'll be going to sock hops and meeting girls down at the ice cream parlor.

Cherry: Mark you know he's not our biological son right?

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revbob wrote:
15 Sep 2020, 8:05am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Sep 2020, 6:27am
revbob wrote:
14 Sep 2020, 10:29pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
14 Sep 2020, 10:06pm
revbob wrote:
14 Sep 2020, 9:54pm


Precisely
Can't it mean take her back to shit in Rusty's bed?
Are you implying that Rusty is in to feline coprophagia?
There are very few freaky fetishes that I would rule out of Rusty's playbook.
Mark to Cherry upon discovering Rusty's latest secret:
Im sure its just a phase. Before you know it he'll be going to sock hops and meeting girls down at the ice cream parlor.

Cherry: Mark you know he's not our biological son right?
Mark: I … I just assumed because I saw a stork in the lake that it brought Rusty.
Cherry: You're a wildlife expert?
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Sep 2020, 8:37am
revbob wrote:
15 Sep 2020, 8:05am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Sep 2020, 6:27am
revbob wrote:
14 Sep 2020, 10:29pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
14 Sep 2020, 10:06pm


Can't it mean take her back to shit in Rusty's bed?
Are you implying that Rusty is in to feline coprophagia?
There are very few freaky fetishes that I would rule out of Rusty's playbook.
Mark to Cherry upon discovering Rusty's latest secret:
Im sure its just a phase. Before you know it he'll be going to sock hops and meeting girls down at the ice cream parlor.

Cherry: Mark you know he's not our biological son right?
Mark: I … I just assumed because I saw a stork in the lake that it brought Rusty.
Cherry: You're a wildlife expert? Plus you keep insisting that we sleep in twin beds.
Mark laughing: Oh Cherry, still the same innocent woman I married.

Cherry to herself : That's not what the boys down at the Rod n Reel say...
(aloud:)
Mark I just remembered that tonight is book club night so I'll be going to Susie's after dinner. If it gets too late I may stay over, you know I dont like driving when its too late.

Mark: You should host a book club meeting here sometime. I have lots of books we could talk about and you could make your famous pancakes.

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revbob wrote:
15 Sep 2020, 9:07am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Sep 2020, 8:37am
revbob wrote:
15 Sep 2020, 8:05am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Sep 2020, 6:27am
revbob wrote:
14 Sep 2020, 10:29pm


Are you implying that Rusty is in to feline coprophagia?
There are very few freaky fetishes that I would rule out of Rusty's playbook.
Mark to Cherry upon discovering Rusty's latest secret:
Im sure its just a phase. Before you know it he'll be going to sock hops and meeting girls down at the ice cream parlor.

Cherry: Mark you know he's not our biological son right?
Mark: I … I just assumed because I saw a stork in the lake that it brought Rusty.
Cherry: You're a wildlife expert? Plus you keep insisting that we sleep in twin beds.
Mark laughing: Oh Cherry, still the same innocent woman I married.

Cherry to herself : That's not what the boys down at the Rod n Reel say...
(aloud:)
Mark I just remembered that tonight is book club night so I'll be going to Susie's after dinner. If it gets too late I may stay over, you know I dont like driving when its too late.

Mark: You should host a book club meeting here sometime. I have lots of books we could talk about and you could make your famous pancakes.
And ol' Doc sits in the corner, ignored by all.
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