If Music Could Talk

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

15 Sep 2020, 9:13am

revbob wrote: ↑

15 Sep 2020, 9:07am

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

15 Sep 2020, 8:37am

revbob wrote: ↑

15 Sep 2020, 8:05am

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

15 Sep 2020, 6:27am

There are very few freaky fetishes that I would rule out of Rusty's playbook.

Mark to Cherry upon discovering Rusty's latest secret:
Im sure its just a phase. Before you know it he'll be going to sock hops and meeting girls down at the ice cream parlor.

Cherry: Mark you know he's not our biological son right?

Mark: I … I just assumed because I saw a stork in the lake that it brought Rusty.
Cherry: You're a wildlife expert? Plus you keep insisting that we sleep in twin beds.

Mark laughing: Oh Cherry, still the same innocent woman I married.

Cherry to herself : That's not what the boys down at the Rod n Reel say...
(aloud:)
Mark I just remembered that tonight is book club night so I'll be going to Susie's after dinner. If it gets too late I may stay over, you know I dont like driving when its too late.

Mark: You should host a book club meeting here sometime. I have lots of books we could talk about and you could make your famous pancakes.

And ol' Doc sits in the corner, ignored by all.

revbob wrote: ↑

15 Sep 2020, 9:15am

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

15 Sep 2020, 9:13am

And ol' Doc sits in the corner, ignored by all.

Wondering where he can get a fix because Hollywood raided his stash before he mysteriously went missing.

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

15 Sep 2020, 9:23am

revbob wrote: ↑

15 Sep 2020, 9:15am

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

15 Sep 2020, 9:13am

And ol' Doc sits in the corner, ignored by all.

Wondering where he can get a fix because Hollywood raided his stash before he mysteriously went missing.

Is Doc actually Archer's butler Woodhouse, who also had a heroin addiction?

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

14 Sep 2020, 7:40am

"Don't worry about the cat, Mark."
*Mark quickly thinks, "Yes, pretend I'm not an asshole and that I am worried about the cat, too.*

Meanwhile, the giant porcupine(?) smiles at the misery. "Yes, it's all coming together, exactly as I foretold," it thinks …

WestwayKid wrote: ↑

15 Sep 2020, 9:48am

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

14 Sep 2020, 7:40am

"Don't worry about the cat, Mark."
*Mark quickly thinks, "Yes, pretend I'm not an asshole and that I am worried about the cat, too.*

Meanwhile, the giant porcupine(?) smiles at the misery. "Yes, it's all coming together, exactly as I foretold," it thinks …

Why were Andy and Tabby put back into the trap? It looked like Ranger Tom had taken them out of the trap, but then a few strips later they were back in the trap with the door closed?

revbob wrote: ↑

15 Sep 2020, 10:06am

WestwayKid wrote: ↑

15 Sep 2020, 9:48am

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

14 Sep 2020, 7:40am

"Don't worry about the cat, Mark."
*Mark quickly thinks, "Yes, pretend I'm not an asshole and that I am worried about the cat, too.*

Meanwhile, the giant porcupine(?) smiles at the misery. "Yes, it's all coming together, exactly as I foretold," it thinks …

Why were Andy and Tabby put back into the trap? It looked like Ranger Tom had taken them out of the trap, but then a few strips later they were back in the trap with the door closed?

I think you've stumbled upon something WWK. Could be a deep state conspiracy but why WWK, WHY?

WestwayKid wrote: ↑

15 Sep 2020, 11:24am

revbob wrote: ↑

15 Sep 2020, 10:06am

WestwayKid wrote: ↑

15 Sep 2020, 9:48am

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

14 Sep 2020, 7:40am

"Don't worry about the cat, Mark."
*Mark quickly thinks, "Yes, pretend I'm not an asshole and that I am worried about the cat, too.*

Meanwhile, the giant porcupine(?) smiles at the misery. "Yes, it's all coming together, exactly as I foretold," it thinks …

Why were Andy and Tabby put back into the trap? It looked like Ranger Tom had taken them out of the trap, but then a few strips later they were back in the trap with the door closed?

I think you've stumbled upon something WWK. Could be a deep state conspiracy but why WWK, WHY?

Perhaps Ranger Tom wasn't really trying to trap deer...

revbob wrote: ↑

15 Sep 2020, 11:25am

WestwayKid wrote: ↑

15 Sep 2020, 11:24am

revbob wrote: ↑

15 Sep 2020, 10:06am

WestwayKid wrote: ↑

15 Sep 2020, 9:48am

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

14 Sep 2020, 7:40am

"Don't worry about the cat, Mark."
*Mark quickly thinks, "Yes, pretend I'm not an asshole and that I am worried about the cat, too.*

Meanwhile, the giant porcupine(?) smiles at the misery. "Yes, it's all coming together, exactly as I foretold," it thinks …

Why were Andy and Tabby put back into the trap? It looked like Ranger Tom had taken them out of the trap, but then a few strips later they were back in the trap with the door closed?

I think you've stumbled upon something WWK. Could be a deep state conspiracy but why WWK, WHY?

Perhaps Ranger Tom wasn't really trying to trap deer...

But the trap is clearly too small for giant porcupines... hmmm

WestwayKid wrote: ↑

15 Sep 2020, 11:47am

revbob wrote: ↑

15 Sep 2020, 11:25am

WestwayKid wrote: ↑

15 Sep 2020, 11:24am

revbob wrote: ↑

15 Sep 2020, 10:06am

WestwayKid wrote: ↑

15 Sep 2020, 9:48am

Why were Andy and Tabby put back into the trap? It looked like Ranger Tom had taken them out of the trap, but then a few strips later they were back in the trap with the door closed?

I think you've stumbled upon something WWK. Could be a deep state conspiracy but why WWK, WHY?

Perhaps Ranger Tom wasn't really trying to trap deer...

But the trap is clearly too small for giant porcupines... hmmm

It looks like the right size for a small child, however.

revbob wrote: ↑

15 Sep 2020, 12:02pm

WestwayKid wrote: ↑

15 Sep 2020, 11:47am

revbob wrote: ↑

15 Sep 2020, 11:25am

WestwayKid wrote: ↑

15 Sep 2020, 11:24am

revbob wrote: ↑

15 Sep 2020, 10:06am

I think you've stumbled upon something WWK. Could be a deep state conspiracy but why WWK, WHY?

Perhaps Ranger Tom wasn't really trying to trap deer...

But the trap is clearly too small for giant porcupines... hmmm

It looks like the right size for a small child, however.

Oh for Mark and Cherry's child adoption mill.

WestwayKid wrote: ↑

15 Sep 2020, 1:10pm

revbob wrote: ↑

15 Sep 2020, 12:02pm

WestwayKid wrote: ↑

15 Sep 2020, 11:47am

revbob wrote: ↑

15 Sep 2020, 11:25am

WestwayKid wrote: ↑

15 Sep 2020, 11:24am

Perhaps Ranger Tom wasn't really trying to trap deer...

But the trap is clearly too small for giant porcupines... hmmm

It looks like the right size for a small child, however.

Oh for Mark and Cherry's child adoption mill.

Or to keep Mark's basement torture chamber busy.

revbob wrote: ↑

15 Sep 2020, 1:14pm

WestwayKid wrote: ↑

15 Sep 2020, 1:10pm

revbob wrote: ↑

15 Sep 2020, 12:02pm

WestwayKid wrote: ↑

15 Sep 2020, 11:47am

revbob wrote: ↑

15 Sep 2020, 11:25am

But the trap is clearly too small for giant porcupines... hmmm

It looks like the right size for a small child, however.

Oh for Mark and Cherry's child adoption mill.

Or to keep Mark's basement torture chamber busy.

One in the same. First he breaks them then puts them out for adoption to that pervy camping guy. You know the one who likes to go "camping with kids".

WestwayKid wrote: ↑

15 Sep 2020, 1:55pm

I've been trying to forget the whole Kevin story arc.

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

15 Sep 2020, 2:40pm

WestwayKid wrote: ↑

15 Sep 2020, 1:55pm

I've been trying to forget the whole Kevin story arc.

In my mind, his new family realized what an annoying shitbag he is and moved away when they sent him to school. He's now an 10-year-old heroin addict dreaming of murdering Rusty Trail.

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

15 Sep 2020, 2:40pm

WestwayKid wrote: ↑

15 Sep 2020, 1:55pm

I've been trying to forget the whole Kevin story arc.

In my mind, his new family realized what an annoying shitbag he is and moved away when they sent him to school. He's now an 10-year-old heroin addict dreaming of murdering Rusty Trail.

WestwayKid wrote: ↑

15 Sep 2020, 3:05pm

Although that story at least had an exciting forest fire...which is more than I can say for the "Andy Is In Bad Shape And NEAR DEATH" story we're suffering through right now.