The Mark Trail Thread of Punching Justice and Smug Life Lessons

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Re: The Mark Trail Thread of Punching Justice and Smug Life Lessons

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revbob wrote:
03 Oct 2020, 8:34am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
03 Oct 2020, 8:19am
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The essence of conservation, as we all know, is about manners and showing up on time. So this rule makes sense.
"Mark and his friends..." consisting of Doc and Cherry.
You forgot to include Andy (who was near death just a few days ago) and Tabby.

Also, I hope Junior Ranger Andy (or whatever his name is) was reprimanded for careless use of deer traps.
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WestwayKid wrote:
05 Oct 2020, 10:51am
Also, I hope Junior Ranger Andy (or whatever his name is) was reprimanded for careless use of deer traps.
That park ranger did nothing wrong! The trap worked, didn't it? Unknown Ranger Guy for president!
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The calm before the giant beavers attack

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06 Oct 2020, 7:46am
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The calm before the giant beavers attack
Very unsettling as the entire Trail compound appears to be made of wood.
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So, all of you assholes who showed up, as per the requirements, we have now decided that you're monsters who don't actually care about nature. Have the Rolling Stones killed.
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06 Oct 2020, 8:09am
So, all of you assholes who showed up, as per the requirements, we have now decided that you're monsters who don't actually care about nature. Have the Rolling Stones killed.
Yeah and we dont want to hear about Bill Rivers from "Swamps and Streams" who couldn't make the awards show last year because his wife was in labor.

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revbob wrote:
06 Oct 2020, 8:39am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
06 Oct 2020, 8:09am
So, all of you assholes who showed up, as per the requirements, we have now decided that you're monsters who don't actually care about nature. Have the Rolling Stones killed.
Yeah and we dont want to hear about Bill Rivers from "Swamps and Streams" who couldn't make the awards show last year because his wife was in labor.
Mark will make sure he never gets Cherry pregnant!
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This storyline was probably the dullest thing I ever read.

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Olaf wrote:
06 Oct 2020, 1:24pm
This storyline was probably the dullest thing I ever read.
Why do you hate Tabby so much?

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revbob wrote:
06 Oct 2020, 1:46pm
Olaf wrote:
06 Oct 2020, 1:24pm
This storyline was probably the dullest thing I ever read.
Why do you hate Tabby so much?
Or caring journalists receiving recognition?
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
06 Oct 2020, 2:41pm
revbob wrote:
06 Oct 2020, 1:46pm
Olaf wrote:
06 Oct 2020, 1:24pm
This storyline was probably the dullest thing I ever read.
Why do you hate Tabby so much?
Or caring journalists receiving recognition?
Maybe he wants raccoon story lines that don't involve rabies.

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revbob wrote:
06 Oct 2020, 2:54pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
06 Oct 2020, 2:41pm
revbob wrote:
06 Oct 2020, 1:46pm
Olaf wrote:
06 Oct 2020, 1:24pm
This storyline was probably the dullest thing I ever read.
Why do you hate Tabby so much?
Or caring journalists receiving recognition?
Maybe he wants raccoon story lines that don't involve rabies.
This is Mark Trail, not Flash Gordon.
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Mark, its your editor "Bill Ellis". That name gets thrown out there a lot in this strip. Like the last name needs to be stressed all the time.

...meanwhile the giant beavers ready to mount their attack.

Also Doc thinks Bill Rivers should have won for his article in the mating habits of bog salamanders.

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revbob wrote:
07 Oct 2020, 7:33am
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Mark, its your editor "Bill Ellis". That name gets thrown out there a lot in this strip. Like the last name needs to be stressed all the time.

...meanwhile the giant beavers ready to mount their attack.

Also Doc thinks Bill Rivers should have won for his article in the mating habits of bog salamanders.
Also, no, Mark, you don't have a job. You quit, remember? It's up to you to ask them for your job back. Good luck flashing your award around at Burger King.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
07 Oct 2020, 7:55am
revbob wrote:
07 Oct 2020, 7:33am
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Mark, its your editor "Bill Ellis". That name gets thrown out there a lot in this strip. Like the last name needs to be stressed all the time.

...meanwhile the giant beavers ready to mount their attack.

Also Doc thinks Bill Rivers should have won for his article in the mating habits of bog salamanders.
Also, no, Mark, you don't have a job. You quit, remember? It's up to you to ask them for your job back. Good luck flashing your award around at Burger King.
Good point, Mark might have to go see if he can get a job with Streams and Swamps magazine, or he will be known around Woods and Wildlife as Bill Ellis' Bitch

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