You're wet and naked …

[revbob]

Underwear or shirt it depends

[Wolter]

Underwear or shirt it depends

On whether or not you’re Donald Ducking it?

[revbob]

Underwear or shirt it depends

On whether or not you’re Donald Ducking it?

Im more of a Porky Pig guy.

No its more a matter of how cold/hot it might be or when I take my shower. I often take one before bed.

[Kory]

I go first sock, underwear, first pantleg, first shoe, second sock, second pantleg, second shoe. Then sombrero. Then shirt.

Seriously, socks then underwear. Socks first so feet go right into a sterile environment and avoid touching the floor.

Reminds me of one of my favorite Peep Show quotes:

Socks before or after trousers, but never socks before pants, that's the rule. Makes a man look scary, like a chicken.

[BostonBeaneater]

Other parts of the world have found the most comfortable outfit. For some reason we can't give ourselves that gift here.

[JoseUnidos]

1. underwear
2. shirt
3. pants, altho for most of 2020 it's pjs.
4. socks, but usually much later when I'm ready to leave the house

[gkbill]

Hello,

I generally wear shorts with liners when I teach (combination pants and underwear?) - first - then track suit pants - second - then a shirt as I like to walk around barefoot a bit - third - then shoes - fourth - and off to school. I occasionally wear khaki pants but that's an exception.

[Marky Dread]

Pants.

Hang on, do you mean trousers or underpants? We call trousers pants up here.

Till I moved up (sort of) North, I never knew some Brits referred to pants as trousers. Must be a Southern thing.

Yeah me too. Pants = underwear. But to be fair underpants should go under pants unless you're superman or some shit.

[Spiff]

No option for hat?

Or buttplug?

I mean if I get a custom option, why not cretin, too?

[Marky Dread]

Clothes? Where we're going, we don't need clothes. - Spiff

[Kimmelweck]

I go first sock, underwear, first pantleg, first shoe, second sock, second pantleg, second shoe. Then sombrero. Then shirt.

Seriously, socks then underwear. Socks first so feet go right into a sterile environment and avoid touching the floor.

Reminds me of one of my favorite Peep Show quotes:

Socks before or after trousers, but never socks before pants, that's the rule. Makes a man look scary, like a chicken.

Ha! Never heard that quote before. To be clear, I mostly wear ankle high white socks. If they were, like, calf high black socks, then it would be underwear first. After all, I’m not some kind of maniac.

[Dr. Medulla]

I generally wear super soft alpaca socks. I'm a bit of a fancy dog in that respect.

[Marky Dread]

I generally wear super soft alpaca socks. I'm a bit of a fancy dog in that respect.

[Dr. Medulla]

I generally wear super soft alpaca socks. I'm a bit of a fancy dog in that respect.

Skippy was happy to donate to the cause.

[Marky Dread]

I generally wear super soft alpaca socks. I'm a bit of a fancy dog in that respect.

Skippy was happy to donate to the cause.

Skippy was a kangaroo.