White chocolate: The master race of candy!
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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Die Führerschokolade.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑30 Apr 2021, 11:23amWhite chocolate: The master race of candy!
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?
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I always make sure there's plenty of lebensraum in my tummy, says Eva Braun!Olaf wrote: ↑30 Apr 2021, 11:28amDie Führerschokolade.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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This gave me an Aryan belly laugh.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑30 Apr 2021, 11:52amI always make sure there's plenty of lebensraum in my tummy, says Eva Braun!
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?
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Fun fact: Ol’ Kimmelweck spent a year, from 3 months to 15 months of age, living in Germany. My father was in the army, stationed near Kassel in the early 70s, and we lived in the town of Velmeden. According to family lore, our elderly neighbors fed this German-American boy so much chocolate that I returned to the US fairly bursting my lederhosen.Olaf wrote: ↑30 Apr 2021, 1:24pmThis gave me an Aryan belly laugh.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑30 Apr 2021, 11:52amI always make sure there's plenty of lebensraum in my tummy, says Eva Braun!
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Kassel, also known as "the raccoon capital" of Germany? Interesting.Kimmelweck wrote: ↑30 Apr 2021, 3:32pmFun fact: Ol’ Kimmelweck spent a year, from 3 months to 15 months of age, living in Germany. My father was in the army, stationed near Kassel in the early 70s, and we lived in the town of Velmeden. According to family lore, our elderly neighbors fed this German-American boy so much chocolate that I returned to the US fairly bursting my lederhosen.
It probably all started when your neighbours didn't know what to do with all the chocolate after you were gone and took to feeding the raccoons with it.
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?
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If anything, my stay reduced their numbers temporarily, while my three-times-daily chocolate might have otherwise kept a family of raccoons fat and happy. I don’t doubt they were glad to see me go.Olaf wrote: ↑01 May 2021, 1:24amKassel, also known as "the raccoon capital" of Germany? Interesting.Kimmelweck wrote: ↑30 Apr 2021, 3:32pmFun fact: Ol’ Kimmelweck spent a year, from 3 months to 15 months of age, living in Germany. My father was in the army, stationed near Kassel in the early 70s, and we lived in the town of Velmeden. According to family lore, our elderly neighbors fed this German-American boy so much chocolate that I returned to the US fairly bursting my lederhosen.
It probably all started when your neighbours didn't know what to do with all the chocolate after you were gone and took to feeding the raccoons with it.
The chair is against the wall. The chair is against the wall. John has a long mustache. John has a long mustache.
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Anyway, we'll have to add you to the Nazi Raccoon history timeline.Kimmelweck wrote: ↑01 May 2021, 4:13amIf anything, my stay reduced their numbers temporarily, while my three-times-daily chocolate might have otherwise kept a family of raccoons fat and happy. I don’t doubt they were glad to see me go.Olaf wrote: ↑01 May 2021, 1:24amKassel, also known as "the raccoon capital" of Germany? Interesting.Kimmelweck wrote: ↑30 Apr 2021, 3:32pmFun fact: Ol’ Kimmelweck spent a year, from 3 months to 15 months of age, living in Germany. My father was in the army, stationed near Kassel in the early 70s, and we lived in the town of Velmeden. According to family lore, our elderly neighbors fed this German-American boy so much chocolate that I returned to the US fairly bursting my lederhosen.Olaf wrote: ↑30 Apr 2021, 1:24pmThis gave me an Aryan belly laugh.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑30 Apr 2021, 11:52am
I always make sure there's plenty of lebensraum in my tummy, says Eva Braun!
It probably all started when your neighbours didn't know what to do with all the chocolate after you were gone and took to feeding the raccoons with it.
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?
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Miss the place.