The Kaleb Horton Deceased Latvian Foreign Minister Thread, 2021 edition

[Dr. Medulla]

John Madden, NFL coach/broadcaster, age 85

Madden was a guy every couple years I'd check to see if he'd died. He just seemed like someone who shouldn't still be alive.

Making it to 85 with that physique is remarkable.

He looked like a guy who had a salami in his jacket pocket.

[revbob]

John Madden, NFL coach/broadcaster, age 85

Madden was a guy every couple years I'd check to see if he'd died. He just seemed like someone who shouldn't still be alive.

Making it to 85 with that physique is remarkable.

He looked like a guy who had a salami in his jacket pocket.

And a jar of mustard.

The planes never got him though.

[Dr. Medulla]

John Madden, NFL coach/broadcaster, age 85

Madden was a guy every couple years I'd check to see if he'd died. He just seemed like someone who shouldn't still be alive.

Making it to 85 with that physique is remarkable.

He looked like a guy who had a salami in his jacket pocket.

And a jar of mustard.

The planes never got him though.

Nor athlete's foot, thanks to tough-actin' Tinactin. Boom!

[tepista]

The inventor of Turducken and Video Games

[Kimmelweck]

John Madden, NFL coach/broadcaster, age 85

Madden was a guy every couple years I'd check to see if he'd died. He just seemed like someone who shouldn't still be alive.

Making it to 85 with that physique is remarkable.

He looked like a guy who had a salami in his jacket pocket.

A quick google search indicates he was 6’4”/193cm and weighed 209 lbs/95 kg in 2021, which isn't terrible. His peak weight must have been much higher at one point - I always assumed he was a guy who scarfed down 3 meals of fried chicken a day and went around destroying toilet bowls. But yeah, making it to 85 ain’t bad at all. Good for him, he seemed like a decent guy.

[Dr. Medulla]

John Madden, NFL coach/broadcaster, age 85

Madden was a guy every couple years I'd check to see if he'd died. He just seemed like someone who shouldn't still be alive.

Making it to 85 with that physique is remarkable.

He looked like a guy who had a salami in his jacket pocket.

A quick google search indicates he was 6’4”/193cm and weighed 209 lbs/95 kg in 2021, which isn't terrible. His peak weight must have been much higher at one point - I always assumed he was a guy who scarfed down 3 meals of fried chicken a day and went around destroying toilet bowls. But yeah, making it to 85 ain’t bad at all. Good for him, he seemed like a decent guy.

6'4" and 209 is pretty on-target, even on the slender side because of his height. Slow declining illness, perhaps.

[matedog]

That's 250 min at 6'4":

[Kimmelweck]

That's 250 min at 6'4":

Yup, sounds about right. Based on that photo I would've assumed he'd check out around age 68.

[tepista]

The Horror/Exploitation version of In Memorium

[Dr. Medulla]

Betty White says no to a Madden-free world.

[Sparky]

Betty White says no to a Madden-free world.

I just saw the headline, how very sad.

[Mimi]

Man, what a life. She was amazing.

[revbob]

Betty White says no to a Madden-free world.

Because she's a classy lady.

[Sparky]

Betty White says no to a Madden-free world.

Because she's a classy lady.

Agreed, even more so than I ever knew.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/live- ... li=BBnb7Kz

[revbob]

Sidney Poitier 94