The Kaleb Horton Deceased Latvian Foreign Minister Thread, 2021 edition

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Heston wrote:
09 Apr 2021, 9:11am
matedog wrote:
09 Apr 2021, 8:46am
Oh Prince Phillip. I don't even get why he's important. He's in the royal family, but not in the direct line, so I don't get it. He's not the pedophile, so I can't celebrate it.
He started "writing" to the Queen when he was 18 and she was 13. That's grooming in any other language.
Plus royalty pretty much in any form is a crime against humanity.

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revbob wrote:
09 Apr 2021, 9:34am
Heston wrote:
09 Apr 2021, 9:11am
matedog wrote:
09 Apr 2021, 8:46am
Oh Prince Phillip. I don't even get why he's important. He's in the royal family, but not in the direct line, so I don't get it. He's not the pedophile, so I can't celebrate it.
He started "writing" to the Queen when he was 18 and she was 13. That's grooming in any other language.
Plus royalty pretty much in any form is a crime against humanity.
It is an unending mystery to me that the Boss, whose people were victimized by agents of the British empire, is an unswayable romantic about the royal family. She got it from her mother's family, who were originally from England, and grew up with all the pomp and bullshit, but, Jesus Christ, you're not ten anymore. Whenever she watches that insufferable Doubledong Abbey, I mutter that they need a Bolshevik to lob a bomb into their endless feasts.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
09 Apr 2021, 9:57am
revbob wrote:
09 Apr 2021, 9:34am
Heston wrote:
09 Apr 2021, 9:11am
matedog wrote:
09 Apr 2021, 8:46am
Oh Prince Phillip. I don't even get why he's important. He's in the royal family, but not in the direct line, so I don't get it. He's not the pedophile, so I can't celebrate it.
He started "writing" to the Queen when he was 18 and she was 13. That's grooming in any other language.
Plus royalty pretty much in any form is a crime against humanity.
It is an unending mystery to me that the Boss, whose people were victimized by agents of the British empire, is an unswayable romantic about the royal family. She got it from her mother's family, who were originally from England, and grew up with all the pomp and bullshit, but, Jesus Christ, you're not ten anymore. Whenever she watches that insufferable Doubledong Abbey, I mutter that they need a Bolshevik to lob a bomb into their endless feasts.
I feel the same way about it, but have to admit that we've become fans of The Crown. For me, I really dig the historical part of it. There is also sort of a Mad Men feel to it, a changing of social mores as the decades pass. Prince Philip is actually one of my favorite characters: sometimes a jerk, sometimes sulky, but sharp sense of humor and often seeing things others don't see.
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WestwayKid wrote:
09 Apr 2021, 10:06am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
09 Apr 2021, 9:57am
revbob wrote:
09 Apr 2021, 9:34am
Heston wrote:
09 Apr 2021, 9:11am
matedog wrote:
09 Apr 2021, 8:46am
Oh Prince Phillip. I don't even get why he's important. He's in the royal family, but not in the direct line, so I don't get it. He's not the pedophile, so I can't celebrate it.
He started "writing" to the Queen when he was 18 and she was 13. That's grooming in any other language.
Plus royalty pretty much in any form is a crime against humanity.
It is an unending mystery to me that the Boss, whose people were victimized by agents of the British empire, is an unswayable romantic about the royal family. She got it from her mother's family, who were originally from England, and grew up with all the pomp and bullshit, but, Jesus Christ, you're not ten anymore. Whenever she watches that insufferable Doubledong Abbey, I mutter that they need a Bolshevik to lob a bomb into their endless feasts.
I feel the same way about it, but have to admit that we've become fans of The Crown. For me, I really dig the historical part of it. There is also sort of a Mad Men feel to it, a changing of social mores as the decades pass. Prince Philip is actually one of my favorite characters: sometimes a jerk, sometimes sulky, but sharp sense of humor and often seeing things others don't see.
...and in real life he was a cunt!
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Marky Dread wrote:
09 Apr 2021, 10:48am
WestwayKid wrote:
09 Apr 2021, 10:06am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
09 Apr 2021, 9:57am
revbob wrote:
09 Apr 2021, 9:34am
Heston wrote:
09 Apr 2021, 9:11am


He started "writing" to the Queen when he was 18 and she was 13. That's grooming in any other language.
Plus royalty pretty much in any form is a crime against humanity.
It is an unending mystery to me that the Boss, whose people were victimized by agents of the British empire, is an unswayable romantic about the royal family. She got it from her mother's family, who were originally from England, and grew up with all the pomp and bullshit, but, Jesus Christ, you're not ten anymore. Whenever she watches that insufferable Doubledong Abbey, I mutter that they need a Bolshevik to lob a bomb into their endless feasts.
I feel the same way about it, but have to admit that we've become fans of The Crown. For me, I really dig the historical part of it. There is also sort of a Mad Men feel to it, a changing of social mores as the decades pass. Prince Philip is actually one of my favorite characters: sometimes a jerk, sometimes sulky, but sharp sense of humor and often seeing things others don't see.
...and in real life he was a cunt!
I've also heard he was pretty racist.
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WestwayKid wrote:
09 Apr 2021, 11:11am
Marky Dread wrote:
09 Apr 2021, 10:48am
WestwayKid wrote:
09 Apr 2021, 10:06am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
09 Apr 2021, 9:57am
revbob wrote:
09 Apr 2021, 9:34am


Plus royalty pretty much in any form is a crime against humanity.
It is an unending mystery to me that the Boss, whose people were victimized by agents of the British empire, is an unswayable romantic about the royal family. She got it from her mother's family, who were originally from England, and grew up with all the pomp and bullshit, but, Jesus Christ, you're not ten anymore. Whenever she watches that insufferable Doubledong Abbey, I mutter that they need a Bolshevik to lob a bomb into their endless feasts.
I feel the same way about it, but have to admit that we've become fans of The Crown. For me, I really dig the historical part of it. There is also sort of a Mad Men feel to it, a changing of social mores as the decades pass. Prince Philip is actually one of my favorite characters: sometimes a jerk, sometimes sulky, but sharp sense of humor and often seeing things others don't see.
...and in real life he was a cunt!
I've also heard he was pretty racist.
...and hunted animals for fun. Fuck the old cunt.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Heston wrote:
09 Apr 2021, 11:12am
WestwayKid wrote:
09 Apr 2021, 11:11am
Marky Dread wrote:
09 Apr 2021, 10:48am
WestwayKid wrote:
09 Apr 2021, 10:06am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
09 Apr 2021, 9:57am


It is an unending mystery to me that the Boss, whose people were victimized by agents of the British empire, is an unswayable romantic about the royal family. She got it from her mother's family, who were originally from England, and grew up with all the pomp and bullshit, but, Jesus Christ, you're not ten anymore. Whenever she watches that insufferable Doubledong Abbey, I mutter that they need a Bolshevik to lob a bomb into their endless feasts.
I feel the same way about it, but have to admit that we've become fans of The Crown. For me, I really dig the historical part of it. There is also sort of a Mad Men feel to it, a changing of social mores as the decades pass. Prince Philip is actually one of my favorite characters: sometimes a jerk, sometimes sulky, but sharp sense of humor and often seeing things others don't see.
...and in real life he was a cunt!
I've also heard he was pretty racist.
...and hunted animals for fun. Fuck the old cunt.
I'm with Heston.
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Curfews have been curbing
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No fuchsias for you.

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Inder wrote:
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Too young. :cry:

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Inder wrote:
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absolutely not a cultural touchstone for me in any meaningful sense - i did not get into his music as a youth and it's never been very interesting to me upon adult revisits - but (almost) always horrible when someone dies so young, especially when they had an outsized impact on the culture like he did.
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Never heard of him but he seemed like a nice fella. Numerous drink driving charges, animal cruelty, failure to pay child support etc.
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He was a total POS. Ran dog fighting rings. I'm not particularly sad about this.
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JennyB wrote:
09 Apr 2021, 1:18pm
He was a total POS. Ran dog fighting rings. I'm not particularly sad about this.
Well that's two deaths today that I won't be losing sleep over.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
09 Apr 2021, 9:57am
revbob wrote:
09 Apr 2021, 9:34am
Heston wrote:
09 Apr 2021, 9:11am
matedog wrote:
09 Apr 2021, 8:46am
Oh Prince Phillip. I don't even get why he's important. He's in the royal family, but not in the direct line, so I don't get it. He's not the pedophile, so I can't celebrate it.
He started "writing" to the Queen when he was 18 and she was 13. That's grooming in any other language.
Plus royalty pretty much in any form is a crime against humanity.
It is an unending mystery to me that the Boss, whose people were victimized by agents of the British empire, is an unswayable romantic about the royal family. She got it from her mother's family, who were originally from England, and grew up with all the pomp and bullshit, but, Jesus Christ, you're not ten anymore. Whenever she watches that insufferable Doubledong Abbey, I mutter that they need a Bolshevik to lob a bomb into their endless feasts.
Every so often I'll catch my wife watching this kind of shit (she hides it from me) and I dont get it. The watching not the hiding part.

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