He looked like a guy who had a salami in his jacket pocket.matedog wrote: ↑29 Dec 2021, 1:58amMaking it to 85 with that physique is remarkable.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑28 Dec 2021, 10:47pmMadden was a guy every couple years I'd check to see if he'd died. He just seemed like someone who shouldn't still be alive.
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And a jar of mustard.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑29 Dec 2021, 7:26amHe looked like a guy who had a salami in his jacket pocket.matedog wrote: ↑29 Dec 2021, 1:58amMaking it to 85 with that physique is remarkable.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑28 Dec 2021, 10:47pmMadden was a guy every couple years I'd check to see if he'd died. He just seemed like someone who shouldn't still be alive.
The planes never got him though.
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Nor athlete's foot, thanks to tough-actin' Tinactin. Boom!revbob wrote: ↑29 Dec 2021, 9:01amAnd a jar of mustard.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑29 Dec 2021, 7:26amHe looked like a guy who had a salami in his jacket pocket.matedog wrote: ↑29 Dec 2021, 1:58amMaking it to 85 with that physique is remarkable.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑28 Dec 2021, 10:47pmMadden was a guy every couple years I'd check to see if he'd died. He just seemed like someone who shouldn't still be alive.
The planes never got him though.
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A quick google search indicates he was 6’4”/193cm and weighed 209 lbs/95 kg in 2021, which isn't terrible. His peak weight must have been much higher at one point - I always assumed he was a guy who scarfed down 3 meals of fried chicken a day and went around destroying toilet bowls. But yeah, making it to 85 ain’t bad at all. Good for him, he seemed like a decent guy.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑29 Dec 2021, 7:26amHe looked like a guy who had a salami in his jacket pocket.matedog wrote: ↑29 Dec 2021, 1:58amMaking it to 85 with that physique is remarkable.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑28 Dec 2021, 10:47pmMadden was a guy every couple years I'd check to see if he'd died. He just seemed like someone who shouldn't still be alive.
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6'4" and 209 is pretty on-target, even on the slender side because of his height. Slow declining illness, perhaps.Kimmelweck wrote: ↑29 Dec 2021, 12:01pmA quick google search indicates he was 6’4”/193cm and weighed 209 lbs/95 kg in 2021, which isn't terrible. His peak weight must have been much higher at one point - I always assumed he was a guy who scarfed down 3 meals of fried chicken a day and went around destroying toilet bowls. But yeah, making it to 85 ain’t bad at all. Good for him, he seemed like a decent guy.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑29 Dec 2021, 7:26amHe looked like a guy who had a salami in his jacket pocket.matedog wrote: ↑29 Dec 2021, 1:58amMaking it to 85 with that physique is remarkable.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑28 Dec 2021, 10:47pmMadden was a guy every couple years I'd check to see if he'd died. He just seemed like someone who shouldn't still be alive.
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That's 250 min at 6'4":
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Yup, sounds about right. Based on that photo I would've assumed he'd check out around age 68.
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I just saw the headline, how very sad.
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Man, what a life. She was amazing.
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Because she's a classy lady.
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Agreed, even more so than I ever knew.
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