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Re: The Kaleb Horton Deceased Latvian Foreign Minister Thread, 2021 edition

Posted: 14 Sep 2021, 2:58pm
by Inder
Very sad, one of the best.

Re: The Kaleb Horton Deceased Latvian Foreign Minister Thread, 2021 edition

Posted: 14 Sep 2021, 3:06pm
by Dr. Medulla
Holy crap. A guy who could, quite literally, read from a book and make it hilarious. His control of inflection was amazing. When he spoke, there was nobody funnier within a thousand miles.

edit: Ooof, he had a bit in a comedy special from a few years ago where he mocked how people who die of cancer are always described as fighting it bravely. Surely there were cowards who just rolled over, right?

Re: The Kaleb Horton Deceased Latvian Foreign Minister Thread, 2021 edition

Posted: 14 Sep 2021, 3:12pm
by laxman
A bit late but very sad news about the passing of Sarah Harding from Girls Aloud. She went to the High School just down the road from where I live and a few of my now grown up lacrosse juniors went to school with her.

Re: The Kaleb Horton Deceased Latvian Foreign Minister Thread, 2021 edition

Posted: 14 Sep 2021, 3:13pm
by Heston
laxman wrote:
14 Sep 2021, 3:12pm
A bit late but very sad news about the passing of Sarah Harding from Girls Aloud. She went to the High School just down the road from where I live and a few of my now grown up lacrosse juniors went to school with her.
Yes, very sad. One of those manufactured bands who actually had some decent songs. I loved "The Promise."

Re: The Kaleb Horton Deceased Latvian Foreign Minister Thread, 2021 edition

Posted: 14 Sep 2021, 3:36pm
by tepista
reading a list of his jokes, this one seem appropriate for our board

I wouldn't call myself a fan of Steampunk. But I will say, its the healthiest way to prepare punk.

Re: The Kaleb Horton Deceased Latvian Foreign Minister Thread, 2021 edition

Posted: 14 Sep 2021, 3:39pm
by tepista
He has the disease of alcoholism. And he came to me and he told me, and I'm the kind of guy that likes to look at the bright side of things. So I told him, I said, "Richie, it's true that you have a disease and everything, but I think you got the best one."

Re: The Kaleb Horton Deceased Latvian Foreign Minister Thread, 2021 edition

Posted: 14 Sep 2021, 4:02pm
by Dr. Medulla
I can't recommend highly enough his satirical celebrity memoir, especially the audio version that he narrates. And this never fails to make me laugh:

Re: The Kaleb Horton Deceased Latvian Foreign Minister Thread, 2021 edition

Posted: 14 Sep 2021, 4:02pm
by WestwayKid
You ever lie for no reason at all? Just all of sudden, a big lie spills out of your evil head. Like a guy will come up to you, "Hey, did you ever see that movie with Meryl Streep and a horse?" And you go, "Yes." In the back of your head, you're like, "What in the hell am I lying about over here? I stand to gain nothing by this lie."

Re: The Kaleb Horton Deceased Latvian Foreign Minister Thread, 2021 edition

Posted: 14 Sep 2021, 4:04pm
by Sparky
BostonBeaneater wrote:
14 Sep 2021, 2:33pm
Bummer.


I just saw this thread, how very sad. Loved him in his role as a news anchor on SNL.

Re: The Kaleb Horton Deceased Latvian Foreign Minister Thread, 2021 edition

Posted: 14 Sep 2021, 4:23pm
by JennyB
"OJ Simpson was in a different kind of courtroom this week attempting to regain custody of his two children. In order to prove to the court how much he loves his kids, OJ pointed out quote 'Hey, they're still alive, aren't they?'"

Re: The Kaleb Horton Deceased Latvian Foreign Minister Thread, 2021 edition

Posted: 14 Sep 2021, 4:25pm
by Dr. Medulla
"Well, it is finally official: murder is legal in the state of California."

Re: The Kaleb Horton Deceased Latvian Foreign Minister Thread, 2021 edition

Posted: 14 Sep 2021, 4:30pm
by JennyB
There was also one from WU that always cracked me up because of its sheer simple stupidity:

"The number one selling band over the summer was Better than Ezra. The number two band? Ezra."

I'm cracking up at my desk just thinking about it.

Re: The Kaleb Horton Deceased Latvian Foreign Minister Thread, 2021 edition

Posted: 14 Sep 2021, 5:06pm
by Dr. Medulla


Box-office poison

Re: The Kaleb Horton Deceased Latvian Foreign Minister Thread, 2021 edition

Posted: 14 Sep 2021, 5:53pm
by Sparky
Dr. Medulla wrote:
14 Sep 2021, 5:06pm


Box-office poison
That was priceless, Norm was so funny.

Re: The Kaleb Horton Deceased Latvian Foreign Minister Thread, 2021 edition

Posted: 17 Sep 2021, 3:11pm
by Dr. Medulla
Just gonna leave some Norm/Weekend Update compilations here: