MLB 2021

[Mimi]

During the Yankees / Mariners game last night one of the announcers almost called them Marinades and now that's what I'm going to call them.

I was gonna watch but dozed off instead.

It was fucking slow I dozed off countless times and realized they were still in the first inning so I went to sleep instead.

[Dr. Medulla]

During the Yankees / Mariners game last night one of the announcers almost called them Marinades and now that's what I'm going to call them.

I was gonna watch but dozed off instead.

It was fucking slow I dozed off countless times and realized they were still in the first inning so I went to sleep instead.

West coast games should be illegal.

[revbob]

During the Yankees / Mariners game last night one of the announcers almost called them Marinades and now that's what I'm going to call them.

I was gonna watch but dozed off instead.

It was fucking slow I dozed off countless times and realized they were still in the first inning so I went to sleep instead.

West coast games should be illegal.

Or at the very least play them at a decent hour.

[Dr. Medulla]

During the Yankees / Mariners game last night one of the announcers almost called them Marinades and now that's what I'm going to call them.

I was gonna watch but dozed off instead.

It was fucking slow I dozed off countless times and realized they were still in the first inning so I went to sleep instead.

West coast games should be illegal.

Or at the very least play them at a decent hour.

I'm just saying that back when St. Louis was the westernmost team, the Red Sox looked like a team that Cap Anson and Kenesaw Mountain Landis could respect!

[Dr. Medulla]

Red Sox-Angels on MLB, Angels feed. Okay, Ohtani is fucking amazing, a total freak of nature. (I couldn't really be that upset about the homer he hit in this game cos he cranked it after fouling a ball into his knee.) But Matt Fatsurgeon and Mark Gooberza are in study hall talking about how dreamy he is and practicing writing their married names with him. There's being homers and then there's these guys.

[tepista]

Red Sox-Angels on MLB, Angels feed. Okay, Ohtani is fucking amazing, a total freak of nature. (I couldn't really be that upset about the homer he hit in this game cos he cranked it after fouling a ball into his knee.) But Matt Fatsurgeon and Mark Gooberza are in study hall talking about how dreamy he is and practicing writing their married names with him. There's being homers and then there's these guys.

what an exciting series. and we're 2 games over. that makes the playoffs, right?

[Dr. Medulla]

Red Sox-Angels on MLB, Angels feed. Okay, Ohtani is fucking amazing, a total freak of nature. (I couldn't really be that upset about the homer he hit in this game cos he cranked it after fouling a ball into his knee.) But Matt Fatsurgeon and Mark Gooberza are in study hall talking about how dreamy he is and practicing writing their married names with him. There's being homers and then there's these guys.

what an exciting series. and we're 2 games over. that makes the playoffs, right?

I think your announcers said Ohtani just won the next five World Series.

[tepista]

Red Sox-Angels on MLB, Angels feed. Okay, Ohtani is fucking amazing, a total freak of nature. (I couldn't really be that upset about the homer he hit in this game cos he cranked it after fouling a ball into his knee.) But Matt Fatsurgeon and Mark Gooberza are in study hall talking about how dreamy he is and practicing writing their married names with him. There's being homers and then there's these guys.

what an exciting series. and we're 2 games over. that makes the playoffs, right?

I think your announcers said Ohtani just won the next five World Series.

#StopAsianHate

[Dr. Medulla]

Red Sox-Angels on MLB, Angels feed. Okay, Ohtani is fucking amazing, a total freak of nature. (I couldn't really be that upset about the homer he hit in this game cos he cranked it after fouling a ball into his knee.) But Matt Fatsurgeon and Mark Gooberza are in study hall talking about how dreamy he is and practicing writing their married names with him. There's being homers and then there's these guys.

what an exciting series. and we're 2 games over. that makes the playoffs, right?

I think your announcers said Ohtani just won the next five World Series.

#StopAsianHate

#PunchMattFatsurgeon

[tepista]

Red Sox-Angels on MLB, Angels feed. Okay, Ohtani is fucking amazing, a total freak of nature. (I couldn't really be that upset about the homer he hit in this game cos he cranked it after fouling a ball into his knee.) But Matt Fatsurgeon and Mark Gooberza are in study hall talking about how dreamy he is and practicing writing their married names with him. There's being homers and then there's these guys.

what an exciting series. and we're 2 games over. that makes the playoffs, right?

I think your announcers said Ohtani just won the next five World Series.

#StopAsianHate

#PunchMattFatsurgeon

I call him Matt Vagisil. Monkey Assistant loves him.

[Dr. Medulla]

what an exciting series. and we're 2 games over. that makes the playoffs, right?

I think your announcers said Ohtani just won the next five World Series.

#StopAsianHate

#PunchMattFatsurgeon

I call him Matt Vagisil. Monkey Assistant loves him.

He sounds way like Bob Costas, but yappy instead of smug.

[Dr. Medulla]

Padres were down 8-0 to Scherzer, cut it to 8-2, and then a rookie reliever—a damned pitcher—bats with the bases loaded and for his first ever hit smacks it out of the park on a ball a couple inches off the ground. Baseball's kinda cool.

[revbob]

More fun with Jon and Suzyn

https://www.sportingnews.com/us/amp/mlb ... 7nyrcxidv0

[Dr. Medulla]

More fun with Jon and Suzyn

https://www.sportingnews.com/us/amp/mlb ... 7nyrcxidv0

I read about that a couple days ago. I can cut them a little slack because they were calling a game remotely, but a guy who describes a Judge home run as "Judgian" should still be smacked around until he atones.

[Dr. Medulla]

Yikes—maybe robot umps aren't quite ready for prime time.
https://sports.yahoo.com/jordan-pacheco ... 29182.html